I can't thank you enough for reviewing and following, it's just so cool that you're all reading this and you all want to read more, I'm sorry that the last chapter took so long, I've been really busy recently. Anyway, please keep the reviews coming and I will take any concrit and I shall start…

'BUTTERS! WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?!' Cartman was incandescent with rage as he chased Butters down the school corridor

'W-w-what do ya mean Eric?' Butters stuttered as he was pushed up against the lockers

'I MEAN, WHY THE HELL DID YOU BAIL ON ME YESTERDAY?!'

'W-what…aww hamburgers!' Butters had realised what he had done to enrage Cartman so much

'YOU BETTER NOT PULL ANOTHER STUNT LIKE THAT OR I'LL HAVE YOU'RE HEAD!' Cartman was seething with rage

'OK OK!' Butters pleaded for mercy

Cartman let out a big sigh 'well, now that that's over we'll be holding another meeting at my house tonight at 5 o' clock.' Butters, not having any plans, reluctantly confirmed.

At recess…

'HE WHAT?!' Kyle was in utter disbelief of what he was hearing

'Yeah dude,' Stan repeated 'he's actually going through with it, he's starting his own Holocaust!'

'Not if I have anything to do with it!' of all the stupid things he's ever done, he's now setting out to execute the Jews. And Kyle knew Cartman, once he set his mind to something, he wasn't going to stop, especially not for the "Jew rat".

At Cartman's at ten minutes past 5 o'clock…

'Where the f*ck is that turdmuncher?!' Cartman was growing impatient and was unimpressed by Butters lateness. Then, he heard a knock at the door. 'Where the hell have y-' Cartman stopped when he saw the displeasing face of the Jew rat.

'What do you want Jewrat?!' Cartman snorted

'What the hell do you think you're doing!' Kyle let himself in, 'I know what you're up to you fat asshole, and you're not going to get away with it either' Kyle managed to stay calm and refused to act remotely like his nemesis.

'I, can't answer your gay little questions, because I have some business to take care of!' Cartman replied as he ran off.

At Butter's house…

Butters was sat on the sofa watching Keeping up with the Kardashians when he heard a knocking at the door.

'BUTTERS, I AM SICK OF THE SH*T YOU'RE GIVING ME RIGHT NOW!' Cartman shouted

'Well, Eric ya know what, too bad 'cause I am not just gonna do what you say anymore, I've gotta stand my ground or I'm always gonna be walked on by assholes like you!' Butters was finally standing up for himself

'Butters, just shut up and come to my place!'

'Okay' Butters said timidly.

Back at Cartman's…

'Okay Butters, this whole operation is going downhill, we need ideas!' Cartman was way behind schedule

'We could have a bake sale!' Butters suggested

'Butters! Don't be a pussy! We need to think big, military big!' Cartman was getting excited

'Like a bake sale with big cupcakes!' Cartman facepalmed at the mere thought

'NO! I mean like nuclear war! Or taking over the army!' Cartman was quite proud of his ideas.

That night the boys stayed up till late concocting plans so illegal, so political and so dangerous, that two eight year old boys are the last people that you'd expect to have thought it up.

The next morning in the Synagogue…

'… and he'll kill us all!' Kyle was explaining Cartman's plan, or atleast what he knew of it, to the rabbi

'Oh, I'm sure he's just playing, there's no way an eight year old can start his own holocaust and potentially war!'

'But you don't understand' Kyle explained 'he does this sort of thing all the time, and it always gets way out of hand, he is singlehandedly the most sacrilegious person that it's ever been my displeasure to meet!'

'Now Kyle!' the Rabbi calmed the atmosphere 'that's no way to talk about somebody else, you know that, and it's against the ninth commandment to lie!'

'But I'm not lying!' Kyle protested

'Kyle, maybe you should leave before you get too angry' the Rabbi said

Kyle mumbled something under his breath on the way out, he now had nobody that believed him. That was when he got an idea, 'Yeah, that'll teach Cartman!' exclaimed Kyle excitedly as he ran off to prepare himself and singing a song on the way home

Cause I'm on top of the world, 'ay

I'm on top of the world, 'ay

Waiting on this for a while now

Paying my dues to the dirt

I've been waiting to smile, 'ay

Been holding it in for a while, 'ay

Take you with me if I can

Been dreaming of this since a child

I'm on top of the world.

I don't own that AMAZING song at the end, although I wish I did, but if you want to listen to it it's called 'On top of the world' by Imagine Dragons. Don't hesitate to review and that's just about it, so THANKS FOR READING! XD