heeeys guise~ this chapter came a little late because i wrote so much. but hen when i clicked backspace, it went back and now i have to write the whole chapter again. not fair. here's the new chapter.

Bacchus's POV:

When the two started fighting, I couldn't believe my eyes. Are they seriously having a swimsuit contest? Mostly every guy in this arena is having a nosebleed. the only person I would have a nosebleed for is Cana. These girls aren't even half as beautiful as Cana is. I mean they have big boobs and prety faces. But I like Cana and if she was my girlfriend, I wouldn't cheat. For Cana, I'll do anything.

"Like this?" Mira asked.

"How's this?" Jenny says.

"Like so?" Mira asks again.

"Hi..." Jenny says, flirtatiously.

"As expected, pretty impressive."

"It's been a while since I've done this kind of thing."

"I didn't think you'd agree to do a pinup idol showdown. "

"Yeah, well, I'm not too fond of slug fests." Mira admits.

"Two former pinup models! And using transformation magic making this a dream battle come true. I'm Chapati Lola with Yajima-sama and Jason from the Weekly Sorcerer!"

"It's a big responsibility."

"Both of them are COOL beauties!" Jason states.

"What's the next swimsuit gonna be..."

"Hold it! It won't do to let these little girls get all the attention! When it comes to strength, as well as beauty... Mermaid Heel is number one!" three of the members of Mermaid Heel jump down to the arena and make a special appearance.

"This is unforeseen happening! Mermaid Heel has crashed the battle! And I'm happy to see that Risely is slender for the moment!"

"Stop right there! You people don't have enough love! If you think you could just please the crowd just by wearing swimsuits, you're gravely mistaken!"

Oh, fuck it. I don't care about these girls unless Cana's there.

"Hey, Bacchus, where you going? Fairy Tail A and B's girls are just comin' out!"

Oh, shit. Cana! I'm gonna get a nosebleed, I already know. She's so sexy in that swimsuit of her's.

"You only got a nosebleed when Fairy Tail's girls came out. So maybe you like someone from Fairy Tail?" Novally asked.

I just ignore him like I didn't hear anything.

"The next theme is school swimsuits!"

This time, Mira, Wendy, Lisanna, and Levy came out in school swimsuits.

"Next up is bikinis and thigh-high socks!"

After school swimsuits, Jenny, Lucy, and Juvia appeared in their bikinis and thigh-high socks.

"Moving on to girls with glasses!"

Now, it's Mira, Laki, and Beth.

"Cat ears!"

It's Jenny, Asuka, Bisca, and... Cana. Why, oh why, is she sooo sexy? She's the hottest thing on earth. Oh no... Another nosebleed.

"Bondage!"

"The next theme is, wedding dress! Pick a partner then get into your wedding gear!"

I hope Cana picks me. So far it's Mirajane and Makarov, Jenny and Hibiki, Asuka and a brown cat, a white cat and a blue one, Bisca and Alzach, Levy and Gajeel, Natsu and Lucy, Romeo and Wendy, Sherry and Ren, and Juvia with Lyon or Gray. No one's with Cana. Wait, why am I in the arena? And why am I in a suit and tie?

"Hey... Can you be my partner? I couldn't find Kyoya anywhere." Cana asks me.

"Sure..." I say. I already know that I'm blushing.

"Next up: Couple Dance!" [ note:thefollowingeventsdidnothapp enalthoughiwishitdidbecausei lovecanaxbacchus ]

"Come on, Natsu. I already taught you this before." Lucy says to Natsu.

"Yeah, yeah, I remember, Luce."

"Uh, I'm not really a dancing guy." I tell Cana.

"Here. Just out your arms over my shoulder and move your feet from left to right."

"Okay..." I started to get the hang of it.

"The wedding showdown and couple dance is over! Let's go back to the swimsuit contest!"

"I think it's time for me to out in a special appearance!" a voice screams.

"Huh? That's-" Chapati starts.

"Lamia Scale's Oba Babasama is going to show you what a woman's true charm is!" She jumps into the arena with a one-piece and starts spinning her waist. Weird woman.

Everyone's face went blank.

"With that single strike, the excitement went down the drain. The interlopers suddenly lost interest and are returning to their seats."

"Cool down..." Jason sounded depressed.

Soon after that, everyone left the arena and went back to their seats, including me.

"It looks like playtime is over, huh?" Jenny asks Mirajane.

"I'm a little disappointed. It was fun.." Mirajane answers.

"Mira, this'll be the last one."

"Yep! And I'm not gonna lose."

"Why don't we make a bet?" Jenny asks.

"Sure, what are the stakes?"

"Whoever lose, has to appear nude in the Weekly Sorcerer!"

"Why not?" Mira says.

"The next theme: battle form!" Chapati yelled.

"Here's mine." Jenny had a magenta-and-purple-colored armor.

But when Mira changed, she was a demon! She knocked out Jenny in one hit.

"Hey, Bacchus." Rocker came over to me with a serious expression on his face.

"Yeah?" I asked him.

"Why were you partners with that girl from Fairy Tail?"

"No reason. She asked and I accepted."

"Really? But that doesn't really explain why you had a nosebleed when Fairy Tail came out."

"Shh! Come here." I took him to a corner where our other team-members couldn't hear us.

"Our relationship... it's complicated."

"So you do like her?" he asked me.

"Well. Yeah. Or no. I don't know." I answer.

"Well what do you like about her?"

"I like that she's sexy and hot. I like how she's not like other girls. I like how she treats me different than when I've seen her socialize with other people. I like... her."

"So you do like her! I knew it! You've been acting different, too."

"Like how? Like how I'm not that much of a know-it-all. Or that I'm sarcastic or mean." I asked.

"All of the above. Anyways, why can't you just get with her? It's pretty obvious she likes you since she asked you to you to be her pretend groom."

"Suree. She said that she picked me because she couldn't find her boyfriend, Kyoya."

"Hm. Maybe she'll ditch him for you? She's pretty, though. So you're lucky if she likes you."

"Ugh. I just met her like last night. This day was so long."

"So? She could like even if you just met her last night. I got an idea! On the holiday for the Games, we're going to Ryuuzetsu Land! There, you guys could try...?"

"Maybe. I'll try. I'm gonna look for her."

Cana's POV:

"Next battle: Mermaid Heel's Kagura versus Sabertooth's Yukino!"

I need to get out of here. I didn't even have much of a drink today.

I walk out and guess who's here now. Kyoya.

"Hey, Cana-san!"

"Why do I always find you when I don't need you?" I mumble.

"Huh?" he asks me.

"Oh, nothing. Where were you I was looking for you." I say.

"I was getting something. That's why. I got this for you!" he hands me a Corona.

"Thanks." I smile. "I was about to go to the bar; you saved me a trip to walk over there."

"Anything for my girlfriend!" he grins happily. "I have to go. Uhm, I'll see you~!"

"See you." I answer dully.

I need to break up with him soon. Maybe later.

"Hey, Cana." a voice says.

"Wha- ?" I turn around to see a smiling Bacchus. "What do you want?"

"You used me instead of your boyfriend! That makes me happy."

"And why would that make you happy?" I ask.

"Well, uh duh. Because I li- ... never mind." he says.

"Uh. Okaaay..." I answer.

Awkwaaaaard.

"Um, why did you kiss me earlier?"

"Nothing. I was just giving my ex a kiss before she broke up with me." He tells me.

"Sureee." I say, then look away.

"Anyways, I have tickets to go to Ryuuzetsu Land! Two days from now. You wanna come?" he asks me.

"Uh. I'm going with my guild. But I'll come to where you are!"

"Okay, good. My friend needs to talk to you."

"Um. Alright? I'll see you." I say. "Wait- Mmm..." then I push him away. "What the hell?!"

"I kissed you, alright! I'm sorry I can't help it." then he ran away.

What... What just happened...?

ik, ik. the ending was suckish. thaaanks fo reading and the wait~! please review down below and tell me what you think and what i should put! thaaaanks fo reading~ new chap on fri. or mon.