CHAPTER 4: REMEMBERING TEH SANCHEZ!
(AN: This chapter involves some long flashback in order to clarify some details of the story from previous chapters )
"rick sanchez?" Anastasia steel told herself in a surprised manner. "I thought I would never see him again?!"
Anastasia knew rick sanchez and his grandson called Morty a few summers ago, one day his dad Charlie went fishing and he was very happy thinking that nothing bad was going to happened that day.
Flashback:
Charlie was fishing happy in a lake during a summer day, but what he didn't know was that some part of the lake was polluted by some evil transnational company that didn't care about the environment or global warming cos they only care about the money. (an: this is only a flashback but I think it is important to include eological messages in every story cos if people don't take care of eart everything is going to die and where are we the humans going to live :( )
The rich evil men from the trasnational company threw to the lake some toxic waste because it would have been more expensive to them than destroy those toxic waste and didn't care about the consequences their actions could have in our beautiful planet…some fishes ate the toxic waste and became huge, dangerous radioactive monsters and they wanted to eat Charlie alive, but fortunately for him, rick sanchez was there, fishing too, with his grandson morty.
Rick used his laser gun and made the fishes exploded, then Charlie thanked him for saving his life and then he went to call his daughter Anastasia that he was ok. But rick knew that the whole deal wasn't over yet. No, it wasn't.
With the help of his grandson morty and his granddaughter summer, rick and morty investigated the lake and discovered the toxic waste had killed a lot of innocent animal especies and algae due the pollution and some turtles rick loved to watch had died and rick felt and caressed the head of the dead turtle as he said: "You are in turtle heaven now." (AN: I know rick is an atheist but he felt bad for the poor turtles so he said that. Morty and summer felt bad too, cos they liked the turtle) morty, rick and summer swore to take revenge for the death of the turtles and thast howthey discovered the logo of the evil trasnational company that dropped the waste in the lake, so they decided to kill them. And they did, using their lasers guns.
"Burn in hell, heartless motherfucker" rick said as he killed the evil rich men in charge of the trasnational company, turning into dust with his laser. Charlie witnessed the murder of those evil men, but he felt he owed something to rick and morty for saving his life, so he keep silence about the murder. He and rick became friends, and get drunk sometimes, and they even fucked one night (AN: This is not crack because rick is bisexual canonically ok?) then when they became even better friends, Charlie introduced his daughter Anastasia to his new friends, Rick, morty and summer. Honestly, rick thought that Anastasia was just meh and morty and summer (who was lesbian) thought she was a 6/10 at best, but they really hated her rich husbo christain cos he was really cynical and manipulative, and didn't care about the environment, kinda like the evil executives from the transnational company they had to kill. However, they were nice to them cos they didn't wanted to make Charlie feel bad, because he behaved like a real friend with them, without telling anything to the cops about who really killed the evil executives- officially they died in a Russian roulethe suicide pact in order to be even richer than they were before (I hate people like them, theya re already very rich, but they always want more and think they could onw people like they own a car, or a credit car, and think people and the animals and plants are disposable in order to get more money. Assholes. )
The only one who liked Christian grey was Jerry, the father of morty and beth, but that was only because he was depressed because the man he loved turned out to be an evil alien and they have to kill him, but jerry still missed that guy.
His wife beth, hated him too, because she was jelly of him and Anastasia, just in reality she was a selfish prick who secretly hated her family and often told herself about Anastasia steel the following. Why this dumbass has rich and hot husbo and my husbo is only a boring ordinary fella that isn't that good looking? I hate you anastai, and I hate your stupid friend tessa young, who is always sending text messages and taking about her hot one direction boyfriend she meet in college. Fucking cunts, I hate you both."
What Anastasia didn't know is that her rich husbo Christian tried to pay rick to built the war robots he wanted to build, but Rick told him to fuck off, because he honestly thought Christian gey was an asshole and a prick that didn't care about the environment and the turles. So Christian gey went to another scientist that was kinda like rick, but not as smart, and he was evil so he was ok to build war robots for a prize. However, since he wasn't a good and skilled scientist as rick, the robots turned against him and kill the evil scientist and kidnapped Christian gey.
Because rick didn't trust Christian gey decided to build his own good robots in case he had to stop another evil excecutive that didn't care about the environment, and with the help of morty, summer and some alien dudes that came from another dimension he built 5 robots to battle the evil robots Christian grey could build.
His favorite robot as the black one, so he painted some flames on it, to make it look cooler. Rick called this robot King Cobra and put a red cobra logo on it.
Summer painted her robot blue, because blue was her favorite color, and named the robot "Bunny" cos she thought it was funny ironic name, but instead of putting a bunny logo on it, she put a skull with a rose, inspired by the motorbike tattoo she wanted to have but her parents didn't allowed her to have.
Morty picked the green robot and named it the turtle defender cos it was green and it had a shield and decorated it with a photo of the girl he liked, called Jessica.
There were other two more robots to be used in case of emergency (one was white and the other purple, but they weren't able to use them yet cos they didn't have pilot available at those moments)
When rick, morty and summer saw in the news that the city was attacked by evil robots they went to their secret base wearing special armor outfits like the ones from the movie pacific rim and they went inside their good giant robots to stop the evil robots.
While they went to the city, rick used a radio inside his robot to interfere a conversation inside the ufo, and that is how he discovered the secret evil plan the robots made, and the real reason why the evil robots wanted Anastasia inside the ufo (AN: I wont reveal their evil plan yet to don't spoil the surprise yet ;))
End of flashback.
"Anastasia burp stay back of fucking ufo!" rick sanchez warned anastai steel, before shooting a laser shot at the ufo with the evil robots.
"wait, stop!" Anastasia steel said. "My rich husbo Christian is inside the uf!"
"yeah I know, but I don't care" rick said and then he used king cobra to launch a missile against the ufo with the evil robots. Then the gaint ufo truned into a mechanical monster that looked like a tyrannosaurus rex with 3 heads and a scoripion tale that launched acid and missiles, and violently attacked the 3 giants robots of rick, morty and summer.
"oh fuck, burp, rick said. This fucking ufo drone is more powerful than I thought it will be!
"that's true dipshit!" the leader of the evil robots said. "we made this ufo combining all the most powerful weapons t¿our creator had in his lab before we killed him. We also used this ufo to went to other planets to steal some useful biotechnology that made this robot more powerful than any robot from earth!"
"oh shit!" rick said.
"gez, rick what we are gonna do?" morty asked. And then rick said to ansastia:
"anastaia there is not much time brup you need to go our home and and pilot the robot we have in our home!"
"whaa? But how I am supposed to do that?" Anastasia asked.
"I don't know but you have to do it burp now, or we are fucked! Come on, take my motorbike and the keys of the purple robot, it still doesn't have a cool name yet, but we will think in something! Come on Anastasia! Hurry up! Burp!"
Much to her chagrin anastai rided the motorbike and took the keys, and the motorbike was programed to go to ricks house.
"holy guacamole in a tud sanwcih!" anastaias said as the motorbike started to run, fast as a rocket in the middle of the city.
"we wont let you escape, abnastasia!" the evil robot said. "get inside our fucking ufo or we will kill your rich husbo, disphit!"
Then the evil robots tried to stop Anastasia and her motorbike with some missiles but rick, morty and summer stopped the missles using their giantrobots and threw the missiles back to the ufo, that repelled them for a forcefield.
"you bastard!" evil robot said, angry for this.
"burp! Prepare yourself to be ricked to death, motherfucker!" rick said.
The battle will continue in the enxt chapter! Stay tuned!
To be continued…