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October 17

Yuiki Yaya~

YAYA HAS ALL HER HOMEWORK FINISHED TODAY! Because Yaya's mama said that Yaya couldn't write an entry until Yaya finished her homework. ALL of Yaya's homework. Today's, yesterday's, and the math project from three weeks ago that Yaya lost the paper for. Until today! Yaya found it under the couch. Tsubasa probably took it, or maybe Pepe-chan.

Pepe-chan is ignoring Yaya's previous statement and asking when that math project is due. Good question, Pepe-chan! When is the math project due?

...What? It was due four days ago?

Oh, so THAT'S why sensei kept on glaring at Yaya that day! Yaya thought that he didn't have his morning coffee or something, like Nikaidou-sensei on that day when Kukai got embarrassed in front of the whole school.

Hmm, now that Yaya's flipping through this notebook - wow! Look! Kukai wrote down EVERY SINGLE WONDERFUL DETAIL of his public humiliation! Please excuse Yaya, Yaya must read this. And post this on Facebook.

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AHAHAHAHA! Yaya and Pepe-chan can't stop laughing. Utau-chii is so cool!

Oh, look, it's Amu-chii's entry. Yaya wonders what Amu-chii wrote.

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Oh, so Amu-chii likes Ikuto-kun! Yaya knew it!

What, Pepe-chan? Oh yeah, Yaya has to tell the notebook about what happened today.

So today started off all normal. Yaya ate breakfast (snuck a cup of sugar into her cereal). Yaya ran out the door super-fast (used energy from sugar rush). Yaya got to school and greeted friends (ran into their faces and glomped them until they were choking). So a normal day for Yaya. Until third period, when there was Tsukasa's announcement: "Excuse me, Seiyo Junior High! Will the Guardians please come to my office, room 401. I repeat, will the Guardians please come to my office, room 401. Thank you, and have a fabulicious day."

Wow! Tsukasa's so PROFESSIONAL!

Yaya went to room 401 after that. It was amazing! Yaya didn't know the school had a fourth floor!

The fourth floor was really just one big room with a colorful, very very long banner that said "Room 401!" on it. There was food, stereos, a disco ball, lots of massage chairs, a huge pile of pink stuffed animals in the corner, and lots of other col stuff! So when Yaya saw it, she screamed, "WOAH!"

Tsukasa, sitting in an armchair with a cup of hot chocolate and sunglasses perched on his head, grinned. "Yuiki-san, you like it?"

Yaya LOVED it! She loved it so much she LURVED it! But Yaya didn't get to say so because at that very moment, Amu-chii, Tadase, and Kukai walked in.

Amu-chii's eyes almost popped out of her head. "We have a fourth floor?" was all she could scream.

Kukai widened his eyes and whistled. "Nice, Tsukasa! You finally got an office big enough to fit all your stuffed animals!"

Rima-chii popped her head in. "Hey, why's Amu screaming...oh. Never mind."

"Come in, Rima-chii!" Yaya yelled over the music blasting from the stereos, Yaya's mouth stuffed with chocolate Yaya found in the mini-fridge. "Tsukasa's office is awesome!"

Nagi walked in right then and crashed right into the frozen Rima-chii. "Rima-chan, why are you just standing there...oh."

While Amu-chii screamed her head off, Kukai wandered around the room checking out everything, Rima gaped like a fish, and Nagi had his "Tsukasa-not-again-this-is-a-repeat-of-sixth-grade's-graduation-pool-dolphin-elephant-chimpanzee-party" face on, Yaya ate chocolate and more chocolate. It was good! Pepe-chan, you ate some too, right?

Pepe-chan's not answering. Yaya thinks that Pepe-chan is not happy about the fact that Yaya ate most of the chocolate before Pepe-chan could get to it.

Tadase shook his head. "Tsukasa! Uncle, how did you manage to pay for this?"

Tsukasa smiled loonily. "Don't worry, Tadase! I took it out of the school funds!"

"We were saving that money for textbooks and fancy equipment!" Tadase cried.

Tsukasa waved his hand carelessly. "Textbook, shmextbook. Why buy those when you can buy this?"

"You know, he's got a point," Kukai called from three feet away, reclining on the couch in front of the humongous plasma TV screen.

When Amu finally stopped screaming, she started freaking out, starting with the randomest (yes, it's a word) things. "Your announcement! Fabulicious is not a word!"

Nagi raised one eyebrow. "Yeah, about that fabulicious. Tsukasa, have you been watching chick flicks again?"

Rima-chii unfroze and cast one bored glance around the room. "If we're not needed, Tsukasa, I'll go back."

Tsukasa sighed and pressed a button on a remote, and the loud music shut off. ("Awww," Kukai whined.) "All of you are needed. I wanted to tell you that-"

"Tsukasa-san!" A lady appeared at the door. "Tsukasa-san, there's a package for you in the lobby."

Tsukasa's face immediately brightened. "Is it my fishy-wiggles? I bet it's my fishy-wiggles!" He got up and turned to Yaya and the others. "Sorry, Guardians, but I have to go down to the lobby. I can't let my fishy-wiggles wait!" Skipping out, he sang in a strangled, high-pitched voice, "La la la, fishy-wiggles, la la la, pink, purple, yellow, green! Fishy-wiggles~"

Everyone in the room was like "what the heck" except Yaya! Yaya said, "Tsukasa, that song's so cool! Will you teach it to me?"

There was a long silence until Tadase broke it. "So, I guess we'll have to wait here for my uncle until he gets back."

Rima-chii tapped a finger against her cheek. "We don't HAVE to, Tadase. We can just leave."

Nagi twirled a lock of purple hair around his finger. "I want to find out what Tsukasa wanted to say, though. I'm staying."

Tadase nodded. "Me too."

Yaya grinned. "So is Yaya! Tsukasa has good food!"

Amu-chii looked around. "It's better than going back to class."

Kukai flashed everyone his signature thumbs-up. "We're all staying, Mashiro! What will you do?"

Rima-chii spun around. "I'm going back."

Yaya panicked and latched on to Rima-chii's arm. "NOOO, RIMA-CHII! STAY WITH YAYA!"

"GET OFF ME!" Rima-chii shrieked. "YAYA!"

"I'll stop if you stay!" Yaya promised.

"F-Fine." Rima-chii shook Yaya off her and sat down on a massage chair with a hmmph. "What are we going to do as we wait?"

Silence. "What are you going to be for Halloween?" Amu-chii blurted.

"I don't know," Rima-chii replied emotionlessly. "I think I'll skip this year."

"WHAT?" Yaya exclaimed. "You can't! Halloween is the wonderfullest holiday of the year! You get candy! FOR FREE!"

"Wonderfullest isn't a word, Yaya," Nagi reprimanded gently. "Anyways, I'm being-"

"You should be a girl for Halloween," Rima-tan said sullenly. "It's not like it'll be hard."

Nagi glared at Rima-tan. "I'm not part girl, Rima-chan. No matter what you think."

"Yeah, whatever lets you sleep at night."

Nagi raised an eyebrow (wow, Nagi does that A LOT). "You know what lets me sleep at night, Rima-chan? Counting the bruises I get from your kicks. It's like counting sheep, but more painful."

Glare-off. Amu-chii waved her hands wildly between them. "Stop it! Seriously!"

Silence. Again. Until Yaya smiled and said, "Let's play truth or dare!"

"YAYA, HAVE YOU BEEN READING ANIME FANFICTIONS AGAIN?" everyone asked/yelled.

Yaya pouted. "Maybe. Anyways, let's play!"

Amu-chii: B-But what if I get dared something embarrassing! I don't want to play.

Tadase: We shouldn't, Yuiki-san. We're in school.

Nagi: Sorry, but I don't want a certain EVIL BLOND to force me to spill secrets.

Rima-tan: No. Just no.

Yaya sighed. "Pleaaaaase? Pleaaaaaaaaaase?"

Amu-chii laid a hand on Yaya's shoulder. "I don't want to get dared something I don't want to do, Yaya."

"Yeah," everyone else chorused.

A lightbulb went off in Yaya's head. "What if we just play truths? LIke you can't give out dares?"

Everyone considered this. "We don't have anything else to do," Kukai groaned.

"Fine," Amu-chii and Tadase agreed.

"Whatever," Rima-tan said. Yaya took that as a yes.

"No," Nagi replied. "Sorry, Yaya-chan, but I still think that Rima or Kukai will try to force me to spill a secret."

Yaya considered this. "Ok, then Nagi won't play. But you'll have to accept a task that I give you."

"Can I just not play?"

"NO." Yaya said firmly.

"Fine, fine. What's the task?"

Yaya grinned evilly. "Take Rima-tan out on a Halloween date!"

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"EHHHHHHH?" Rima-tan and Nagi screamed.

Nagi said politely, "I'm sorry, Yaya-chan, but I don't think it'll work out," while Rima-tan shrieked, "NO NO NO NO NO WAY AM I GOING ON A DATE WITH...THAT THING!"

Both of them faced me. "No. We can't do that."

Yaya sighed. "Pleaaaaaaaase?" she whined. "For Yaya?"

"NO."

Yaya let out a long breath. "It was worth a try."

Kukai furrowed his eyebrows, obviously thinking hard. "I'm thinking, I'm thinking..." he muttered. Then... "I've got it!" he exclaimed.

Huh?

Kukai bent over and whispered something in Nagi's ear. Yaya couldn't hear much, but Yaya heard "crossdresser", "I'll tell", and "reputation forever ruined."

Hmmm?

It didn't mean much to Yaya, but Nagi paled. "Shhhh," he hissed, looking furtively from side to side. "People will hear."

Kukai grinned. "So you'll do it? You'll take Mashiro out on a Halloween date?"

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...

... "Yeah," Nagi muttered defeatedly. "I'll do it." And under his breath, he whispered, "Blackmail."

"I call it an exchanging of offers," Kukai offered.

Rima-tan's eyes almost disappeared. "WHAT? WHAT?"

Amu patted Rima's head encouragingly. "It's not that bad, Rima! Nagihiko's already agreed to it, why don't you?"

Rima-tan's eyes rolled into her head and she slumped to the floor.

Yaya peered at her. "Ehhh? Rima-tan fainted?"

Amu poked Rima-tan's still body. "I think she's dead."

"She's not dead," Nagi mused. "I think."

Kukai started freaking out. "Oh my god we killed her! We killed her! I blackmailed Fujisaki and made him agree, does that mean I killed her? OHMYGOD I KILLED MASHIRO!"

Tadase nervously wiped sweat off his brow. "Calm down, everyone! I'm sure Mashiro-san's not dead..."

Rima-tan opened her eyes. "Hi."

"RIMA-TAN'S ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!" Yaya screeched, glomping Rima-tan. "SHE'S NOT DEAD!"

"What? Of course I'm not dead. I just fainted, that's all," Rima-tan said. "And I'll go on the date with Fujisaki."

Yaya examined Rima-chii's head. "Rima-tan, are you sure you didn't hit your head when you fainted?"

"I didn't hit my head. I am being perfectly sane and reasonable," Rima-tan said calmly.

Another silence. "Sooooo...I think I should take her out on the date before she regains her senses," Nagi whispered.

"Yeah," Kukai agreed. "How about in three days, after school? You can take her to that new parfait place that just opened up near school. Doesn't Mashiro like parfaits?"

"Y-Yeah," Nagi replied, slightly spooked. "O-Okay then."

Rima-chii cocked her head adorably. "What are you two whispering about?"

"N-Nothing!" Kukai and Nagi immediately straightened up. Kukai gave Nagi a significant glance and Nagi gulped.

"Err, well, Rima-chan...would you go to the new parfait place with me after school in three days?"

Rima-tan blinked. "Oh? Hmm, okay, sure."

Nagi blinked rapidly and walked right in front of Rima-tan, lying his palm on her forehead. "Rima-chan, are you sure that you don't have a fever?"

"I don't have a fever," Rima-chii glared. ("Yup, that's the real Rima," Amu whispered to Tadase. "I'd recognize the Mashiro Rima Death Glareā„¢ anywhere." Tadase nodded in agreement.)

Rima-tan looked down at her shoes. "I'm just agreeing, okay? It's not a big deal!"

Yaya stared at Rima-chii long and hard. "Ummm, okay then," Yaya said uncertainly. "But...what's your reason for accepting?"

Rima-tan's cheeks became pink. "I don't like him or anything! I'm just accepting because I want a parfait. And Nagihiko will do anything I ask him to, because he's the gentleman on the date."

"She's got a point there," Yaya whispered to Amu-chii. "Nagi's too gentlemanly to refuse one of Rima-tan's requests."

...

Oh Pepe-chan, you've come back! Where were you?

The bathroom? Charas use bathrooms?

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN PERSONAL CHARA BATHROOM IN MY DESK? AND IT HAS YOUR NAME ENGRAVED ON THE TOILET IN GOLD LETTERING?

No, Pepe-chan, Yaya's not jealous! Why would Yaya be jealous? Yaya has her candy stash!

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN CANDY STASH THAT'S BIGGER THAN YOU, RAN, DAICHI, MIKI, SU, AND KISEKI ALL STANDING ON TOP OF EACH OTHER?

Now that's not fair.

Yaya should get back to the story! Sorry, notebook!

So just then, Tsukasa got back! "Hey, Guardians! Were you good while I got my fishy-wiggles?"

"Yes," Tadase said while everyone else said, "No, not really, Rima-chan's brain got messed up and now Nagihiko's taking her out on a date."

"Oooh! A date! Coolioso!" Tsukasa said emphatically. "Good luck, Nadeshiko-san!"

"I'm not Nadeshiko!" Nagi cried.

Tsukasa wagged a finger at him. "Yeah, that's what you WANT everyone to think. But I know the truth."

Nagi looked like he wanted to die. Tsukasa checked his pink watch. "Oh, it's late! I should tell you all why I called you guys up here!"

"Yeah, why were we called here?" Tadase wondered.

Tsukasa smiled happily. "I've made some arrangements! Yuiki-san, you will skip a grade and join eighth grade Star Class, the same class as Hinamori-san, my nephew, midget blondie over here, and Nade-chan!"

"MIDGET BLONDIE?" Rima-tan growled as Nagi yelled, "I'm not Nadeshiko!"

Tsukasa ignored them. "And Kukai-kun, you'll continue attending the same classes, but you'll have first period, which is English with Nikaidou-sensei, with eighth grade Star Class every day! Isn't that wonderful?"

"WHAT? Yaya cannot skip a grade! Her grades suck!" Kukai freaked. "And I'll be learning the same things I learned last year in English all over again!"

"Yeah, yeah," Tsukasa sighed. "Complications, complications. They're not important. What's important is the fact that you'll all be in the same class, except for you, Kukai-kun! But you'll share a class with them every day, so that's good."

Everyone started yelling except Yaya, who ate more cookies. Yum.

Oh, we ended up not playing the truths game! Awww. Oh well, Yaya will play it next time, maybe.

Oooh, cookies...byebye!

~Yaya-chii


Done, done, done! I typed this all in one day. Good for me XD

Review, please! I worked hard on this(: