A/N: Okay, I had been hoping to update sooner and this is not the chapter I had originally planned to post. But the chapter I had originally planned got…post-poned…through no fault of my own.

Lelouch: Which is basically code for "through all fault of her own".

Me: *smacks Lulu*

Anywayz, as I was saying, it got post-poned and unfortunately Mr. Super-Evil-Change-the-World-Super-Smart-Poopy-Head is right. I was just lazy. So this is just like a little filler chapter. Haha! I can't believe I'm so lazy that I wrote a filler chapter for my collection of oneshots! However, I felt this was a perfect opportunity to keep my promise to Lulu!

Lulu: *brighten noticeably* you mean…

Yes, without further ado, I give you LELOUCH'S SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME CHAPTER…OF DOOM!!

Disclaimer: I own nothing *sad face*

LULU'S SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME CHAPTER…OF DOOM!!!

Lelouch woke up on Friday morning feeling awesome. Today was going to be a great day! He could feel it. Everything was going to go smoothly, perfectly even! Today was his day.

He hopped out of bed and tossed on his uniform leisurely. He was in no hurry whatsoever. He made his way down stairs slowly. When he reached his kitchen, Nunnally was already seated and nearly finished with her breakfast of waffles and bacon.

"Hello, Nunnally," Lelouch greeted his little sister sweetly. It's going to be a perfect day he thought with a smile, as he poured himself a glass of orange juice.

"Hello, big brother!" Nunnally replied. "Are you feeling well today?"

"Of course, Nunnally!" Perfect day. He placed his Poptarts into the toaster with great ease. "Why do you ask?"

"Well, it's just that you slept quite late. Suzaku came by to walk to class with you but you were still asleep. We couldn't get you to wake up, though."

"What time is it?"

"About five minutes until the first class starts."

"Crap! I'm gonna be late! Lelouch grabbed his Poptarts and dashed out the front door. He hadn't ever run this fast before in his life. He was almost there. So close. So close…

SLAM! The door shut in his face just as the bell rang. Damn! He thought. Okay. Calm down, Lelouch. It's okay. You've just had a minor setback. Don't let it bother you. It's still going to be the perfect day.

Lelouch made his way to the office to get a late pass and took his time getting to class. Just because he had hurried to get to class, didn't mean he actually wanted to go to class.

He gave the pass to his teacher and took his seat next to Suzaku. Suzaku gave him a winning smile and Lelouch smiled back in return. Maybe today really would be a good day…

…His teacher then chose to announce that they had a test today! It was their Latin class and the only class Suzaku didn't struggle with. Oddly enough, foreign languages came naturally to the Japanese boy. However, the same could not be said for his Britannian counterpart. Latin was one of the classes he was more than happy to skip.

Translate the following sentence.

Ecce! In pictura est puella Romana, nomine Cornelia. Et altera puella, nomine Flavia.

Ah, hell. It was going to be a long hour and a half.

"So," Suzaku said, "How do you think you did on the Latin test?"

Lelouch groaned. "Awful. We would have a test in a class that I skip almost every day."

"Maybe you shouldn't skip all the time."

"But how else am I supposed to catch up on my reading and get my beauty rest?"

Suzaku smiled and shook his head. "Lelouch est molestus puer. You know, I'm good at Latin. I could tutor you if you want."

Both boys stopped in their tracks at the same time.

"Whoah! That was weird!"

"I know! That's the first time that's ever happened in a fanfic! I thought this day would never come!"

Lelouch patted his friend on the shoulder. "Congratulations, Suzaku. I'm happy for you. This is the first time a fanfic writer hasn't made you a complete and utter idiot!"

Suzaku grinned and bounced on his toes happily. "I know! Now, let's go celebrate."

Suzaku and Lelouch found themselves in mall later that afternoon. They squeezed into a photo booth together. The booth was a bit smaller than they both anticipated and Lelouch ended half-standing and half-sitting on Suzaku's lap. All-in-all, it was fun.

They soon wandered into Target, which was strangely crowded that day. It was filled with tons of little cute (and some ugly) peppy teenage girls.

"I wonder what's going on," Lelouch wondered aloud.

"According to the sign the Jonas Brothers are here signing auto-graphs."

"What did you say?!" Lelouch asked, quite high-pitched. He gripped Suzaku's arm tightly.

"The Jonas Brothers are here signing CDs."

"AH!" Lelouch screamed, sounding quite like a fangirl. "I LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS!"

Lelouch then proceeded to drag Suzaku into the thicket of the chaos. Searching everywhere for a CD to get the JoBros to sign. And then he saw it.

A single Jonas Brothers CD sat on the shelf.

However, this stroke of luck did not make him any less aware of his surroundings. Another girl had also spotted this CD.

He rushed forward at the same moment the girl had. He continued to drag Suza-chan along. He ran so fast; he had never run this fast before. Even poor Suzu was out of breath. But could you blame him? I mean, this is the Jonas Brothers we're talking about! They had the ability to turn any annoying, cliché teenage girl into a pile of mush. Freaking mush.

Lelouch and the girl managed to grab the CD at the same time. Lelouch tugged with all his strength but the girl did not release her hold on the disc.

"The CD is mine, bitch!" Lelouch screamed at the girl. There was something about her that was familiar but he couldn't place his finger on it.

"Euphy!" Suzaku exclaimed all of a sudden, addressing the girl.

"Euphemia?!" Lelouch gasped. No wonder she was familiar. She was his sister.

The Britannian siblings turned to Suzaku. Poor Suzaku, stuck in the middle, torn between his prince and his princess.

"Suzaku, I swear if you let her have the CD, I will never speak to you again," Lelouch said, venom encasing his words.

"Zuzu-chan, if you let him have the CD, I will never cook for either of you again!" Euphemia shouted.

Suzaku didn't even have to think about it. He snatched the disc from Euphy's hands and shoved it into Lulu's unsuspecting arms. He then proceeded to drag the prince to the long line of fangirls waiting to get their CDs signed, with Euphemia shouting behind them.

"I'm surprised you let me have the CD," Lelouch said, eyes shining with happiness.

"Trust me," Suzaku replied with relief in his voice, "I did us both a big favor."

Lelouch was practically bouncingwith joy, as he and Suzaku headed back to Ashford Academy. He was a proud owner of a signed Jonas Brothers CD! He gazed at the disc lovingly; after all it had been signed with love. Love Joe, Nick, and Kevin. Today really had been the perfect day.

Meow. SNATCH!

Lelouch froze as a certain evil cat ran off with his CD. What the hell?!!!!Lelouch looked over at Suzaku, who was oblivious to everything. He was just standing there jamming to his Ipod, practically freaking dancing. Lelouch yanked the earbud from his ear and punched his friend in the shoulder.

"Owie!" Suzaku exclaimed, rubbing his arm. "What was that for?"

The prince pointed at the retreating feline. "The cat from hell just stole my CD!"

"So? What do you want me to do about it?"

Another punch. "Go catch him, dammit!"

The knight rolled his eyes. "Calm down, Lelouch. It's just a CD. Arthur will give it back eventually."

Lelouch (like most fangirls and fanboys) did not think straight when it came to his obsessions. So, he lashed out. Later on, he would feel bad about it. Later on, he would actually consider apologizing. Later on, he would realize that he'd actually managed to traumatize the Japanese boy. Later on, a few oneshots later, he would pay dearly for his mistake.

But for now, he would use all methods necessary to get his CD back.

Lelouch wrapped his hand around Suzaku's neck. His eyes burned with a look, similar to the one a serial killer would give his torture victim.

"Suzaku," Lelouch growled, tightening his hold around the boy, "If you'd like to live to see the next oneshot, I suggest you get my damn CD back…NOW!" Lelouch practically screamed.

Apparently Suzaku wasn't so stupid. He did what most people who had a normally-functioning fear of pissed off fanboys would've done. He ran after the damn cat.

Lelouch smiled bitterly as his more athletic counterpart ran after the devil-cat. Today would be the perfect day…once Suzaku retrieved his precious disc.

About half an hour later, Suzaku was practically collapsed on the floor of the Student Council Room. His body was covered in scratches and he had been babbling incoherently for awhile now. The council members were fawning over the poor boy. Even Nina was a tad worried for his well-being. Everyone in the room was trying to make sure Suzaku stayed conscious…well, except for one person.

That person, Prince Lelouch Vi Britannia, was currently shaking his sexy, royal ass in the center of the room.

"I'm hot. You're cold. You go around like you know. Who I am. But you don't. You've got me on my toes."

Lelouch was singing and shaking his booty with reckless abandon. His lips were curled upwards in a seductive smile and his hips were swinging quite suggestively.

Ladies and gentlemen, step up! Introducing His Royal Highness, stripper extraordinaire! Hey, you there! Don't slip that flimsy one dollar into his pants. His Highness only accepts 50 dollar bills!

It was a sight to behold. All eyes were on him. Even Suzaku managed to snap out of his stupor long enough to watch Lelouch shake his money-maker.

Lelouch was quite lucky. Rivalz did not ask for some dance moves, like he so desperately wanted to. Suzaku managed to refrain from laughing like a mad man. Nina did not blush as expected. Kallen did not collapse in a pile of amusement, though the desire was strong within her. Shirley managed to fight her violent nosebleed. Milly did not take a picture or videotape him, even though the urge was so strong, it was almost painful.

It was these small blessings that Lelouch was thankful for. It was these small blessings that let him continue dancing. It was these small blessings that allowed fangirls everywhere to have wonderful metal images.

All-in-all, it was the perfect day.

A/N: Ah ha! 'Tis finished! It took me forever to write this chapter. So everyone, what did you think?

Suzaku, Kallen and Milly: *collapses in heap of amusement*

Shirley: *nosebleed*

Nina: *blush and small giggle*

Rivalz: Awesome moves, Lulu! *attempts to dance*

Lelouch: Thanks, Stephie-chan. I loved it, even though these idiots are laughing. *addresses lovely readers* I hope all of you liked the chappy, I know I did. Please review and prepare thyself for the next chapter, as well as the grand appearance of ROLO, NUNNALLY AND GINO!!!!! Now, it's time for me to shake my sexy groove thang! *dances with Stephanie*

Everyone: GO LULU! GO STEPHIE! GO LULU! GO STEPHIE!