Carlisle POV

I was sitting in the living room, with a ridicules hat on my head. Edward hade just made his presence noticeable, and apparently, he heard our little chat.

"Alice…." He started with a deadly calm voice. I knew that voice. He was going to yell at Alice. I saw her from the corner of my eye, and she looked like she knew that too.

"Well then, I am going to leave you two alone." I said, as I was about to get out of the cheer. Suddenly, Bella was at Edwards's side, and she was scowling at me.

"Now, what did I say? I said you where going to wait until your father is hear." Edward looked puzzled. He did not know about this part of the story. Bella leaned down to kiss him, but he frowned and pulled back.

"Why can't I kiss my husband? Aren't I allowed do that ether? God! I cook and clean, and take care of the kids for you, and I can't even have a kiss!?" She was so mad. Moreover, Edward's eyes were wide. He did not expect this. She threw herself on to the floor sobbing, and when Edward tried to pick her up she would scream or shrug him off of her.

However, her sobbing turned into evil laughter. She sounded like Mr. Burns, from Simpson's. Witch I like to watch in secret. Crap. Now Edward knows. Anyway!

"Mohahahaha! Edward, you had better sleep with one eye open. Because I know captn Jack Sparrow! We are good friends, and you could be used as a penguin." She said with an evil glint in her eye. Then she started sobbing and laughing repeatedly.

4 hours later.

"Bella calm down!" Edward said for the billionth time. I was still being punished for what I did. Alice was not allowed to go anywhere ether. However, the stuff she was on was starting to ebb-out. She looked like she could fall to sleep any minuet now. Please fall asleep, please fall a sleep….

Alice POV

This is not funny! I have been sitting in the same spot for 4 hours now! I am having visions about me having another vision! One minuet she is laughing her ass of, and the next, she is on the floor sobbing. Now I got a vision that I seriously hope is not going to happen.

Bella was lying on the floor with tears in her eyes. Suddenly she sat up glanced at us, turned to her left and threw up on the floor. When she was done, she was grinning like crazy. She was about to say something when the vision ended.

"Edward! Get her out of her! She is going to--"But I was too late. She was throwing up al over the place.

"Never mind." I mumbled.

"Hey, look at that! My puke looks like Jesus! Wow, I must be special. Cuz I just puked up Jesus!" She was proud of her self.

Edward when are you going to yell at me? I cannot take your silence! It is making me nuts! I thought to him. This was scary. However, not as scary as Bella. Calm before the storm….

"I'll take care of you later Alice. I have to get Bella sober first. But trust me, I will get too you." He said firmly. Bella was too busy admiring her puke to notice us talking.

"Do you think I like this? It was not my fault! She would not listen to me! She's Evil I tell you, EVILE!" I threw my hands in the air. What was I suppose to do? Drag her out of there before she got drunk?

"Yes Alice, that was what you were suppose to do! You where suppose to be watching her! What were you thinking? Letting Mike drug her Down…!"After that, I stopped listening. I knew he was mad at me. It was not my fault.

I cannot make decisions for her.

"Umm Edward, Bella is acting like a fish on land….." Carlisle said quietly from behind us.

Sure, there she was one the floor gasping fore air.

"I'M A MERMAID ON LAND! HELP gasp ME!" Bella screamed from the floor. Trashing around like a fish. I grunted. This is going to be a long, Scary-Bella-on-drugs-bug-vampires-sort of thing….

If Bella does not kill Mike, Then I will.

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I know I can't spell, but honestly, I'm doing the best i can! I use a lot of grammar and spell chencking programs...

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