Hello again! Here is another longish chapter! Woot!

Finally we have the Twilight characters (WHICH I DO NOT OWN) in this chapter!!!

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Chapter 4 - You'll Never Look As Good As Me, With Or Without A Shirt.

(JPOV)

" So when are they gonna get here?" Paul asked with a mouth full of Emily's pancakes. He didn't exactly seem very ecstatic to meet my aunt and cousins. He seemed to be the only one that was less than enthusiastic. Quil and Embry had moved two kitchen chairs close to the window so they would see them first. Paul punched my arm (not so lightly I might add) and I remembered his question.

"They should be here any minute." I answered while taking a giant bite of a muffin.

"Yes, they should, so I would appreciate it if you left them some food. Quit being such pigs. They've been driving for hours and should be very hungry." Emily said while whipping up another huge batch of scrambled eggs. She was so relieved to find out that we were having four new women to the reservation. Leah was just as excited. She got a chance to talk to Elata on the phone a couple of weeks ago and she automatically found a new best girl friend.

Everyone was curious to know if any of my cousins would be imprints for Embry and Seth. At the same time, everyone was begging for some luck for Paul. If he finally imprinted on someone, he would be much nicer around us. Including if that someone were one of my cousins.

"I'm sure they stopped somewhere to get some food." Paul mocked Emily with a fake "girly" voice while stuffing some more pancakes in his mouth. He may be a normal werewolf like the rest of us, but he was truly a pig. No, make that a prick.

"Do you think they know how to get here? You sure you gave them the right directions Jake?" Embry asked while fidgeting around with his blueberry muffin. As he did so, he reminded me of Bella. The first time she met all the guys, she just sat at the table and played around with the muffin. She seemed very anxious for something, I just never knew what it was. Thank god that infatuations over now.

"Aiden is driving ahead of everyone with Elata. He's the best with directions. If they get lost don't blame it on me, dad gave them the directions." I said as I looked over at the window just to see if they would go by.

Just as Paul got up to go and mock Embry and Quil for being so desperate to see my family, the door slammed open in his face. It was Leah, followed by Seth. This would not be pretty.

"What the hell is wrong with you! Stupid bit-"

"Oh sorry I didn't see you there Paul." Leah interrupted Paul off before he could say anymore. She put a hand on his shoulder and walked away. Everyone stared at her as if she was a green one eyed polar bear. Why was she being so nice? Most importantly, why was she being so nice to Paul? She walked over to Emily and asked "Can I help out?" Paul's jaw dropped. This was not the normal Leah, at all. Emily seemed thrilled that her cousin wanted to help out. So she handed her a whisk and told her what to do. She then went over to the oven and brought out another batch of muffins. The smell of the raspberry muffins filled the room and for a second I felt completely intoxicated by the smell. Just as the calm feeling came over me, my cell phone started ringing.

I wasn't used to having a phone, but ever since I imprinted on Nessie, Edward and Bella got me one. Apparently they needed to be in contact with me at all times. What am I, an on call babysitter? In any case I got two great things out of them. Nessie, and a cell phone. I looked at the front of the phone and read the caller id. Aiden.

"Hey man, where are you?" I could hear loud music in the background along with loud obnoxious singing.

"JAKE, ITS ELATA." She screamed into the receiver. She was so loud that I had to hold the phone away from my ear. Pretty much everyone in the room could hear it so they all quieted down to eves drop on my cousin. "AIDEN WAS CALLING YOU TILL HIS FAVORITE SONG CAME ON. HE TOLD ME TO TALK TO YOU BUT NOW I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO SAY. SHUT UP YOU IDIOT IM ON THE PHONE!" Elata started laughing at Aiden but I could tell she was starting to get annoyed with him. Everyone in the room started laughing and they decided that my conversation with my cousin wasn't worth missing out on the remainder of their breakfasts. I heard some strange noises on their end of the phone then I heard Aiden's voice. "BRO WHATS THE HOUSE NUMBER?! YOUR DAD GAVE ME YOUR HOUSE NUMBER NOT EMILY'S!" He screamed into the phone and I once again had to hold it away from my ear.

"THE HOUSE NUMBER IS 862!" I screamed in the phone without realizing it. Everyone stared at me and started laughing quietly.

"ALRIGHT WE'LL BE THERE IN A MIN. LATER CUZ!" He then hung up.

I noticed Embry and Quil get up and started straighten out their shirts. They were actually wearing shirts, which was a huge shock to everyone else. All the rest of us guys didn't bother. We knew we would get too hot, no matter how badly we wanted to look good for our new company.

"I don't know why you guys even bothered to put on shirts. You're such little girls. You both know you'll never look as good as me, with or without a shirt." Paul went into the living room and flopped himself on the couch. Jared picked up a muffin and tossed it over to at his head. "Hey thanks man, I was about to get hungry again." Paul said calmly as he caught the muffin right before it hit his head. He stuffed it all in his mouth at once. Just then, the doorbell rang.

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