Chapter 3

Now Yuuko reading one of the memories of Princess Sakura that were in 78 cards form. I will list some of the cards' names: 'My Original' had the image of Princess Tsubasa, 'My Love' had the image of Syaoran the clone, exactly identical as Tsubasa, 'My Creator' had the image of Fei Wong, an evil Chinese had a monocle and wore ancient Chinese rich furry clothing, etc. Lady Gaga changed her clothes into a European modern dress that can see her breasts, Elmdon conducted the musical instruments and Cherry to play 'Eh, Eh (Nothing Else Can I Say)' while Lady Gaga singing the song. This time, all the males except Elmdon fainted instead of shocked by Lady Gaga's singing and dancing, funny, the first reaction was shocked and the second reaction was fainted, hmm… what's next? Females, Larg and Soel loved the song very much. Bonehilda (Bonehilda cannot speak, so it was jawbone chattering only), Ruber and Albus chanting the spell incantation in Latin slowly until Lady Gaga finished singing, Ruber and Albus let out the translation in hologram, now the spell:

Eris Discordia, aliquam pariat chaos stultum insanum perde tempore create loop Fei Reed Wong, ut est Tsubasa Li et Princeps Tsubasa dolorem. Producam memoriam clone Tsubasa Li. Sit spes omnis qui iacentes tueri corporaliter, et animi, et spirituale detrimentum.

Another deck of Tarot appeared next to where Yuuko sitting after the music ceased. These Tarot cards looked brownish, the back of each card was the same as Princess Sakura the clone's cards. Yuuko thought when the brown deck of cards appeared: What about the third song? What will be summoning?

All the males woke up and kept wondering what happened, Tsubasa asked Yuuko when he noticed the new deck of brown cards, "What are these deck of cards?"

"Your clone's memories, we are going to bring bodies for yours and Princess Tsubasa," replied Yuuko.

"When?"

"After Lady Gaga dancing and singing for the third song," replied Yuuko as Lady Gaga went into the shop to change her clothing and wig. Albus went into the shop to carry Takuto out, Yuuko sat in front of the Japanese paper screen door of the shop after they sat on chairs provided by Ruber for watching Lady Gaga dancing and singing. Albus took out Takuto, Takuto became popular due to Princess Tsubasa, Tsubasa, Larg and Soel kept playing with him and exclaimed these two common words: "So adorable!"

"Who is this baby? Where he was from?" exclaimed Watanuki.

Yuuko answered, "I run somebody's errand to look after the baby, stop asking so much silly questions since the first time we met. (Yuuko took out a mallet from her Victorian dress and knocked Watanuki's head, Watanuki knock out, KO)"

Lady Gaga came out from the Japanese paper screen door; she changed her wig into blonde jaw length bob cut hair and clothing into white undies, Watanuki regained consciousness. Elmdon conducted the musical instruments and Cherry to play 'Alejandro' while Lady Gaga dancing and singing the song. All the males except Elmdon and Takuto were not shocked or fainted but… a little too excited, their excitement made them nose bleeding, Watanuki bleed the most. Females, Larg and Soel including Takuto enjoying the song and they except Takuto throwing flowers to Lady Gaga, Bonehilda, Ruber and Albus chanting spell incantation in Latin slowly until Lady Gaga finished singing. Albus and Ruber let out the incantation in hologram but when whole three songs played and sang, nobody seeing it except Yuuko, Ruber and Albus, the spell going the same incantation like previously but a little longer:

Eris Discordia, aliquam pariat chaos stultum insanum perde tempore create loop Fei Reed Wong, ut est Tsubasa Li et Princeps Tsubasa dolorem. Producam memoriam clone Tsubasa Li. Sit spes omnis qui iacentes tueri corporaliter, et animi, et spirituale detrimentum. Ora Domina Eris Discordia, auxilium entia credebant in te.

After the music ceased, a gold hexagram appeared, Yuuko examined it for a while, Yuuko said, "I know whose memories are inside this… It is Xing Huo. (星火, Fei Wong's assistant and also betrayed him)"

"The villian! I wonder why the clones need to help her?" said Kurogane after all males regained from the 'excitement until nose bleeding' effect.

"Because she helped you and wanted to overturn Fei Wong Reed, but killed by him and she transformed into a gold hexagram to Tartarus to maintain her memories in hope of somebody with give her a new body. Xing Huo is the only created with a soul, a tiny mistake that Fei Wong was put a pedal of cherry blossom instead of a sprig of mints; the other one, Kyle Rondart did not have soul or emotion," replied Yuuko as Cherry and Ula gave Yuuko a branch of cherry blossom and a stalk of tulip from their hair. Yuuko asked all of them to move away when Yuuko wanted to make a magic circle in the middle, Yuuko used a stick to draw a unicursal hexagram and a hand of Eris, Yuuko put a branch of cherry blossom and a stalk of tulip in the middle of unicursal hexagram, she also put the pinkish deck in the middle of the hand of Eris. Yuuko carried Takuto in the middle of both symbols while Ruber and Albus standing side of both symbols, Bonehilda's jawbone chattered, the flowers and the pinkish deck disappeared. There appear a person had the same features as Princess Tsubasa including clothing; she introduced herself as Princess Sakura, the clone of Princess Tsubasa.

"Thank you for giving a new body, Yuuko," Princess Sakura thanked Yuuko.

Yuuko replied, "Don't thank me, if you want, thanks this baby I am carrying."

"I didn't know he can do that," said Fay.

Yuuko answered, "He is a human-vampire-phoenix-dragon-fairy-unicorn hybrid, quite rare and powerful. (Everybody except Ruber, Albus, Bonehilda, Elmdon and Lady Gaga got a shocked when they heard that) I want to give Syaoran Li a new body, ready the spell procedure."

Cherry and Ula put their flowers in the middle of the hand of Eris while Princess Sakura put the brownish deck in the middle of the unicursal hexagram. Ruber, Albus and Yuuko remained in their position; Bonehilda snapped her right bony hand, both the flowers and brownish deck disappeared into thin air. There appear a person had the same features as Tsubasa Li including clothing; he introduced himself as Syaoran Li, the clone of Tsubasa Li. Syaoran had a heart because the flowers made a heart, he joined the others, Lady Gaga went into the shop again to change back into her long black coat and chest length wig. Syaoran and Sakura asked Yuuko in unison, "How about Xing Hou?"

"I will do it right now, start the spell procedure," answered Yuuko as Cherry put her cherry blossom in the middle of the hand of Eris while Ula put her tulip in the middle of unicursal hexagram, Syaoran put the gold hexagram in front of Yuuko and Takuto. Bonehilda snapped both of her bony hands in the Addams family style, the flowers and the hexagram disappeared as usual. A Chinese lady like the age of 24 years old, she had a black curly waist length with odango hairstyle, she wore a red lipstick and crimson cheongsam (旗袍, qi pao in Chinese Mandarin, AKA Mandarin gown). Watanuki exclaimed in the same stupid way when he saw something special, "Who is this?"

"She is Xing Huo, you idiot, you forgotten about her as Fei Wong's assistant," replied Yuuko as she gave Albus to cribble and took out the mallet once more to knock him down. Lady Gaga came out of the shop with her long black coat and chest length wig, Lady Gaga said to the gang of Tsubasa, "I am going back to the studio and I want to sing one last song before we depart."

"Okay," answered Princess Tsubasa and Princess Sakura. Elmdon conducted the musical instruments and Cherry to play 'Born This Way' while Lady Gaga singing the song. All of them enjoyed the song and not a single male had any actions of over-exicited, stunned or shocked, I think the males like her song right now. Watanuki awoke and heard the song, he gone gaga of singing all Lady Gaga songs (gaga means in market English term: crazy or insane). After Lady Gaga sang the song, Lady Gaga wished Tsubasa, Princess Tsubasa and their clones good luck and blessing, all the musical instruments hidden away. Lady Gaga and Bonehilda became invisible when Elmdon said, "Hunga! Hunga!"

Elmdon, Lady Gaga and Bonehilda walked back to the studio, Cherry and Ula disappeared as Elmdon walked back to the studio, Watanuki still in the gaga mode of singing, Yuuko gave each of the gangs a device with a red button and said, "Say any place or world you want to go, then click that shinny red button. Be sure to visit us sometimes, our world called Remoire world."

"We will, Clow country," replied Tsubasa, Princess Tsubasa and their clones in unison as they clicked the red button and disappeared, Kurogane said, "Ancient Japan" as clicked the red button and teleported away.

Fay said, "I have no place to stay."

"You? Hmm… maybe you can stay with the two female vampire-werewolf-demon hybrid warriors in Remoire world; they mostly follow Her Highness or His Highness command to somewhere part of the universe or accompany His Highness and Her Highness, their rest day will be vacation with the Addams family in some dangerous world, would you like to stay there?" asked Yuuko.

"What are the names of His Highness and Her Highness in your world?"

"They are two kings and queens, because the queens are identical twins. The most rare identical twins conditions: identical twins with two different hair colours. (Actually it is true according to science, two different skin colours also rare but not too rare like two different hair colours) My world considered twins in royalty are lucky, not like your world's belief. The kings named Taka Sukunami and Nathaniel Kurebayashi, the queens named Marilyn Adal and Ai Adal. (Yuuko looked at her weird watch that the all the hands moving anticlockwise, the minute hand face 3 while the hour hand face 7) Oh… I have an appointment to stop an insane Death from making more dead people. (She faced the insane Watanuki still singing, Maru and Moro wanted to wake Watanuki but no use) Watanuki! (Ruber gave Yuuko her red aluminium bat with the marker pen words "斬鉄剣" pronounced Zantetsukun in Japanese and Jan Tie Jian in Chinese Mandarin means: the sword that cuts metal or iron 鉄 have two meaning in English, in Asian legend like the Excalibur in Arthurian legend, Yuuko use that to knock Watanuki four times and he awoke, she gave back the bat to Ruber) I am going to stop an insane Death from killing too many people, bye, Fay, follow Ruber and Albus, they will take you there," said Yuuko as she cribbled Takuto and disappeared into thin air.

Watanuki asked, "What happened? Where is everybody? What Death?"

"You are such ignorant person," said Ruber in her grumpy tone.

Maru and Moro kept repeating "ignorant person" to Watanuki. Albus said to Fay, "Let's go."

Ruber, Albus, Xing Hou and Fay disappeared in a flash as Maru and Moro said to them, "Bye, bye. See you next time."

Watanuki thought, "What a crazy way Yuuko entered my shop with a bunch of weird people and changing people's life."

Meanwhile, Yuuko and Takuto watching the racing at McKinley Speedway in the morning, Yuuko heard what Watanuki said in Japan, she screamed to Watanuki in telepathy, "I can hear that."

Watanuki hit by an invisible blast of scream that make him unconscious. Back to McKinley Speedway, she and Takuto saw a Death watching the racing track; Death was a personification of death, it wore a black rope with hood and carrying a large scythe on his right hand, the bony hands and skull can be seen. Nobody can see it except Yuuko and Takuto unless they have ghost visions, Takuto just a baby but wanted to use his mind to stop Death's invisible death icy grips. Somebody touched Yuuko's shoulder, Yuuko turned around, it was Gomez Addams and he was like the age of forty, he had sports slicked-black hair and a pencil moustache, he wore a necktie to his black chalk-stripe suit. Gomez Addams said to Yuuko, "Hi, Yuuko, what are you doing? That is quite a baby you adopt. Playing game of Death or pinball game with Death? My wife will be here in a minute."

Morticia Addams appeared from the food stall and holding a box of popcorn, Morticia had a pale skin like a vampire and a long black chest length hair; Morticia wore a black tight gothic dress and red lipstick. Morticia said to Yuuko, "Hello, Yuuko, what you doing here? Thinking of defeat that Death over there?"

"I am thinking defeat that Death and maybe your help will be fine," replied Yuuko. (The Addams family already knew Takuto because Yuuko sent e-mail about him and Bonehilda also told them) Coming up next of how Gomez, Morticia, Yuuko and Takuto defeat this Death from overkilling? I wondered who are the survivors from here?