Happy: Hi!
Gemma: Hello!
Happy: Ugh... Why didn't Natsu come?
Me: Because he said he didn't want to read my new chapter...
Happy: Oh! I know! He said he didn't want to read the chapter because he was afraid of the revenge you were going to get on him..
Me: Oh, don't you worry... I've got my revenge on him alright...
Happy: You're scary...
Me: What did you say?
Happy: Nothing!
Gemma: Hahaha...
Happy: Why are you laughing at, Gemma?
Gemma: Oh, nothing.. It's just the new chapter...
Happy: Is it that funny?
Gemma: Get away, kitty cat! Don't disturb me when I'm reading. Otherwise, I'll use your fur to make me a coat to wear when I'm reading and your wings for my new Converse shoes to make them look like angel shoes like the ones they wear in the movies...
Happy: You're evil...
Gemma: What did you say?
Happy: Um... AYE!
Natsu: Happy!
Happy: Natsu! I thought you said that you were going to stay at home and watch Running Man...
Natsu: Yeah... Well, I still didn't want to come but Elisha dragged me here..
Happy: She's evil...
Natsu: Yup...
Me: What did you two say?
Natsu: Um... Nothing! Just saying that Erza's scary!
Erza in her Black Wing Armor: What did you say!
Happy: No! He said it wrong! We meant Lucy!
Lucy with death glare: Now, what did you two say...
Natsu: Um... Happy meant Mira-jane!
Mira-jane in demon transformation: Would you like to repeat what you two just said...
Happy: All so scary...
Natsu: I wonder why do all the guys fight over them...
Lucy with death glare plus Aquarius by her side: Say that again!
Erza in her Purgatory Armor: Would you like to meet my blade up close?
Mira-jane in demon transformation plus Elfman in Beast takeover: Meet Elfman!
Me with ten world champion boxers that I just seduced: Want to talk to my new friends?
Happy: Again, so scary...
Natsu nodding his head: Ump...
The two male ran towards the direction of a certain falling mage. They jumped and stretched out their arms until they reached the blond. Lucy was caught. The mage looked up, only to see the person who had caught her...
" Natsu..."
The pink haired freak was carrying the blond bridal style. Meanwhile, the other mage was on the other side of the restaurant, with his legsfacing upwards instead of downwards. He got up and kicked the nearby chair which he had also broke it with his head for that his head was hard, both inside and out.
Natsu saw Lucy staring at him so the dragon slayer decided to start a conversation with the beautiful mage.
" Oh! Hiya, Luce!"
Unfortunately, the blond had fainted, with her head in the dragon slayer's chest and her hands around his neck.
" Lucy..."
There was a chime at the main door and there came in a mage that had short and white hair. Lisanna took one look at the sleeping mage and the confused one. A smile came to her face.
The white haired mage had longed dreamed for this day. She wanted Natsu to live happily with the blond. And she wanted the blond to live happily with him. To her, they were perfect for each other. They were both so sweet and kind. And surely, their kids will also be sweet and kind. Even though some people suggested that Lisanna dated Natsu, she didn't do it. Natsu and her was just good friends. The type of friends that act as if they were brothers and sisters. Lucy and Natsu were so perfect together. Even Mira-jane said it. All they need is a push to help them start. And deep down, she knew that they both had feelings for each other. They just didn't know it yet. And soon, they will know.
" They llllllike each other..." said the white haired mage.
But before the dragon slayer could complain, a small shout came from the kitchen.
" Lisanna! Is that you? Wow, you're so tall. Almost taller than Elfman. That idiot... Huh..."
But she, too, took one look at the sleeping mage and screamed loudly. You could've hear the scream even if you were living at the North Pole. Even though no sound could travel through space, this scream would've just broke the record and went through space, allowing all of the aliens to listen this one of a kind, high pitched scream.
" Oh my god! Lucy! Come on. Let's bring her upstairs to my room." said the former model as she pulled Natsu upstairs.
Thirteen hours had gone and Lucy was still sleeping. The team decided that it was best that if they delayed the mission until the blond woke up. The dragon slayer had watched over the thirteen whole hours straight. Now, it was already seven thirty. Everyone was back at their own comfortable and cozy home while Ms. Jane went back to Lucy's since that the blond had taken over her room temporalily. The restaurant was now quiet, clean and empty except for Natsu and Lucy. He was all alone with the mage.
ALONE...
The dragon slayer yawned and stretched out his long arms.
" Huh... I'm so tired... So sle.. sleepy... *yawn... Maybe I'll g.. go... t...o sle...sle..sleep wi...with Lucy... I'm sure sh...she wo...won't mi...mind... * loud yawn * small yawn..."
The mage got up and snuck into the blond's bed, not exactly knowing what he had done. The mage twisted and turned all night until he was in a position that we was satisfied in. The blond, too, did the same thing as Natsu had done.
The position that they were both satisfied with could've made Mira-jane scream. Her scream could have made Ms. Jane's scream looked as if it was just the sound you make when you drop a needle at a noisy market. It could have made ears pop too.
The blond was snuggling in Natsu's warm, bare chest while her hands were cupping Natsu's chubby face. One of Natsu's hand was behind the blond's head while the other one was on her small, slim waist. He hugged him Lucy closer to him and Lucy snuggled closer. And they slept like that for hours and hours. They could've continued sleeping in that position if it weren't for a certain blue flying cat, or the people in Edolas said, a blue exceed. A talkative and noisy one.
It was early morning. The sun was just beginning to rise as Ms. Jane unlocked the restaurant door. She walked upstairs to check on the two Fairy Tail mages who decided to stay here for the night. She took one look at the two mages that were perfect for each other and took out her HD camera that developed the photos instantly to snap some shots of the two sleeping mages before they realizes.
Suddenly, there came a blue cat, flying through the big window just besides the big king sized bed.
" Natsu... I missed you!" yelled Happy with tears coming down his face in two straight lines.
He stopped shouting as the former model gave him her famous death glare. Unfortunately, both of the mages had woke up. But they both didn't know what had happened last night.
" Uh... Morning, Luce!"
" Morning..."
The blond yawned and stretched out her arms. Her eyes widened as she saw the few photos the former Sorcerer Magazine model had took. She had spotted the photos but was not able to see what exactly she had took as her hand had covered most of it.
" Hey... Ms. Jane... I wonder *yawn if I could *yawn take a ..look at.. tho...those pho... you're... hol...holdi..holding... *loud and big yawn..."
The beautiful Mira-jane look alike bartender quickly hid them behind her slim waist.
" What photos? I don't see any photos around here unless you're saying my family photos in my photo albums right over...there!"
The blond didn't say anythingand just pointed her index finger to the direction of the photos while Natsu stared stupidly as if he was a student that had a boring teacher for his class teacher and was now going to sleep right in the middle of class.
The former model slowly got up and walked towards the flying blue cat that was, too, staring at the two stupidly.
" Oh... You're saying those photos..."
Suddenly, the bartender stuck her hand and gave the talkative little flying blue cat the photos while shoving him out of the building, shutting the window behind him.
" Happy! Stick those photos at the right place! Where everyone would see how perfect it would be if they would be together forever and ever..."
The cat took one look at the photos and could've sworn he was going die because of laughing. The cat just knew where was the perfect place for them. It was perfect. It was big. It was where everyone who was closest to the two would look. It was where everyone would go past. And even though the citizens of Magnolia couldn't see the photos, the cat believed that some people would gossip around town, making everyone know how was the relationship between the two of them.
" AYE! SUPER SPEED!"
The cat used his super speed and flew to the right place.
The satisfied bartender turned her head with a big smile, only to see two confused faces.
" Oh, you two don't need to worry! The photos are just to help two dense people upgrade their relationship to what they should be but isn't. So, I'm just giving them a push. Even Lisanna agrees with me. Let's see... Elfman didn't complain when I talked to him about it, so he must agree with it too."
" Okay..."
The blond nodded to give the bartender a sign to know that the blond understands. Natsu, on the other hand, still stared blankly at the bartender. The only different thing was that now, there were drops of saliva dripping from the side of his mouth. Some were already on the matress, making it sticky and wet.
" Come on! You two must be hungry. Waffles for anyone? Or do you guys want some leftover steak and salad?"
It was already afternoon and the two Fairy Tail mages were going to leave the restaurant for the guild in about thirty minutes. Normally, it was the dragon slayer who had to wait for the blond. But for today, it was the blond who had to wait for the dragon slayer.
" Come on! Natsu! Erza said that they would wait for us at the guild by 2 in the afternoon. You don't want to meet with her death glare, do you?"
Natsu was still eating the leftover steak and salad. The dragon slayer had already eaten thirty steaks and seven big bowls of salad. The bowls were surely big. It could've fit Charle, Pantherlily and Happy and still have some space for Erza's suitcase. So, you can see that it is very, very big.
At the sound if Erza, the dragon slayer quickly stood up, wiping his mouth with the sleeve of his shirt. And yes, for the first time in his life, he was wearing a shirt.
" Coming!"
And with that, the two mages went out of the building and out into the busy streets of Magnolia.
The bartender let out a small sigh as she looked at the clear blue sky through the big windows of the restaurant.
" I hope Happy stuck it at the right place..." muttered the bartender.
AT THE GUILD
" Gee... Natsu... I thought you had steaks and salad at Ms. Jane's. Why are you still buying food from the stalls? And most importantly, why are you using MY money?"
" I'mp gunjry and I dum hafe ani moniy..." said the dragon slayer although his voice was muffled since that he an enourmous lollipop in him mouth.
" Hey... Natsu... Why is everyone at the notice board?"
" Don't know... Maybe it's just some sort of new high paid mission." said the dragon slayer as he finished his last lollipop.
" Come on... We're going to check it out..."
But before Natsu could complain, the blond had already dragged him along with her towards the crowded notice board.
" Hey! If it isn't the two mages themselves..." said a teenage boy.
The mage had raven for his hair while jet black for his eyes. The boy wore a shirt that wasn't buttoned, showing his six pack with the Fairy Tail logo on it.
" Oh! Hi, Gray! What's everyone looking at?"
" Why don't you check it out yourselves?"
" ..."
The blond looked up the notice board and saw some pictures stuck onto it.
The pictures all had the same two figures. You can see them clearly that the two figures were sleeping on a king sized bed. Both of the figures looked very sweet in their sleep and looked as if they were a happy couple. The figure that had blond hair was sleeping in the other figure's chest, with a small smile on her face. The other figure was wearing a white scarf even though it was in the middle of summer. He hugged the blond tightly, protecting her from anything. They both looked very sweet.
Lucy tore the pictures down and went up to the same innocent milkman from the other day.
" Who put these up?" said Lucy while she gave him her death glare.
The people in the guild just stared at him and prayed for him as they knew that the guild was going to be the place he was going to die in.
The milkman could've died right on the spot but unfortunately for him, he didn't.
" I...I don't... don't know... I.. I.I just sa...saw a.. blu...blue ca...cat... flyi...flyin..flying in...wit...with...i..it.."
Lucy turned and stomped her way towards Happy who was eating his fresh fish happily.
" Happy... * giving death glare"
" Wah... Help, Natsu! Lucy's scary..."
" Hey, Luce! Don't bully Happy."
The blond didn't say anything and just showed him the photos.
" Haha... Who are those two? They look like they're sleeping together..."
" Look closely, idiot!"
Natsu's mouth opened wide and he stared at Happy with his death glare.
" Happy... *giving the cat two creepy death glares"
" Wah... I'm scared!" screamed the flying blue cat as he flew out of the building and out to the peaceful city.
The two mages just walked over to Erza and the others.
" Hey, bunny girl. Didn't know you and flame breath had a thing!" said the one and only Gajeel Redfox.
The blond didn't say anything. Instead, she took out a golden gate key and summoned a spirit.
" Gate of the water bareer, I open thee! Aquarius!"
" Pff... What do you want?"
" Give Gajeel Redfox a wash big enough to clean his mouth." said the blond sternly.
" Pff.. Why would I do that?"
" He said that you were ugly and Scorpio could do so much better.."
" What!"
The spirit wanted to wash away the blond along with the iron dragon slayer but thought twice after seeing her death glare. Who knew she could be so creepy?
The spirit lifted her vase and waves of water came out of it, washing Gajeel Redfox away.
" Bluh... Help..."
The other members of Fairy Tail just stared at the blond. Who knew she could be so serious?
" Hey, Luce! Stop playing with that idiot and come on. We've got to go!"
" Okay.. Coming!"
And with that, the ten mages went out of the guild, out into the peaceful little city, not knowing that the thing that they were in for. Especially for the orange haired dragon slayer, Gemma Flame.
Me: So... that's it!
Gemma: I love it! But what's with ' Especially for the orange haired dragon slayer, Gemma Flame. '
Me: You'll just have to wait...
Natsu: Huh, where's your revenge...
Me: You sleeping with Lucy...
Natsu: What's wrong with that? I sleep with Lucy everyday...
Lucy: Why am I dragged into this?..
Me: Sorry... But it's just that you two are so perfect together...
Jeremy: Hey! What about me?
Me: Well, you are still in my 'Lucy's future boyfriends list'.
Jeremy: Yay!
Gemma: Why are you so happy about it? Lucy might no choose you.. I personally like her being with the flame breath...
Loke: What about me?
Gray: What about me?
Elfman: A man's got to have a hot girlfriend!
Me: Sorry, but you guys aren't on my list.
Loke: *frown on face
Gray: *sulking
Elfman: *giving lecture on how to be a man
Aries: Loke...
Juvia: Gray-sama...
Evergreen: Stop the lecture, will you?
Me: ...
Lucy: Hey, Elisha! Since you paired everyone up, why don't WE help you pair up with someone? *evil smile
Me: Oh... No, thanks!...
Lucy: Oh, come on! I insist! Mira-jane!
Mira-jane: Let's start with your school's boys.
Erza: Here's the name book.
Me: Where did you get that?
Erza: *give death glare so that Elisha shuts up
Me: *death glare working
Mira-jane: Okay... Oo! Found a cute boy!
Lucy: Let me see! Okay... We've got Tai Yang.. Do you know him?
Me: *eyes open wide* No! Not that one.
Mira-jane: Too late! We already send him a text message that you'll meet him at Lucy's at 6.45pm
Me: *sulks
Lucy: Come on! You've got to get ready! *pushes me to her apartment
SIX THIRTY
Me: OMG!
Lucy: *sees the mirror and sees me in a short, fluffy midnight blue dress* Soo beautiful!
Mira-jane: I agree..
Erza: *nods
Me: *mouth still open
BELL RINGS
Lucy: That must be him *push me to the door* Open the door...
Me: *opens the door
Tai Yang: Hi.. You look beautiful..
Me *gulps* thanks...
Lucy: *giving high five to Mira-jane
Mira-jane: *returning high five
Erza: *nods with a small smile on her face
Me: Now, why don't we have a four-in-one date *calls Jellal, Freed and Natsu
Erza: What? Lucy... What should I wear...
Lucy: Why did you call Natsu...
Mira-jane: *blushes* What should I wear?
Me: *smiles happily
Happy: You can help them by pressing the blue button!
Me: Where did you come out from!