Emmett's Guide to Survive High School

by TheBoleynLegacy

With these tips invented by Emmett you are guaranteed to survive the most agonizing, miserable and painful years of your life, otherwise known as high school.

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Authors's note:) this chapter is dedicated to the beloved vice-principal of Edinburg North High School! :P

TIP #3: VICE-PRINCIPALS

We all know how bothersome vice-principals can be when you just wanna relax in your car. But here is the most magnificent solution to our little problem. When the principal is walking by, stick your foot out at a very precise moment. (my advise here is that practice makes perfect, try it on random people first before attempting it in your principal!). If you do it well enough your principal will sustain a serious enough injury that will keep him off your tail for weeks. Not only will you a hero for helping him up, you will also be a hero to the student body for getting rid of him. YAY YOU!! –take a bow!-

P.S. IF YOU GET CAUGHT: BLAME IT ON EDWARD OR JASPER! I NEVER SPOKE TO YOU IN MY LIFE! AND BURN THE BOOK!