Edgeworth the Kitten
Part 3
ShadowLexis: Finally…round 3 of my fanfic, the cold has GONE, so this is sort of a celebration thing.
Launa: Noooo, you just felt bored and decided to get on with the yaoi love.
ShadowLexis: That too!
Launa: Shall we recap?
ShadowLexis: Okay…clears throat LOOK AT THE END OF CHAPTER 2 FOR A REMINDER OF THE STORY! There, my recap!
Launa: Yes, this cold has broken her brain…wait…how can you break someone's brain…that doesn't make any sense…
ShadowLexis: Says the girl who thinks silicon breast implants and blood everywhere is fun…
Launa: Touché, ShadowLexis, touché.
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It had been just a little over a week since Phoenix took Miles to live with him. Miles still had the body of a kitten, and Phoenix had confessed his love for him. It was strange living as a kitten and the man who decided to take you in admitted he loved. It was weird.
Miles had quickly adapted to being called 'Lil Miles' and eating whole tins of tuna. (A/N: I think it shall be John Smith's Tuna, the one when the guy fights the bear…) He had also adapted to Phoenix waking him up randomly to play and other cat things. (A/N: insert you imagination here.)
One thing he regretted was whenever Phoenix left to go to his office (taking Miles with him of course) was Pearl and Maya just playing with him and Pearl just hugging (she called it hugging, he called in squeezing and killing at the same time) him randomly. Sure, running around was good for him, but just avoiding those two surly deserved some credit right? In Phoenix' opinion, the answer was, sadly, no. But at least Miles didn't have to sleep on the floor. He had a permanent spot on Phoenix' bed and it was very comfortable, just like his bed.
A personal highlight for Phoenix in the past week was when he took Lil Miles to his office and the kitten had somehow ended up with the cravat around his tiny neck. (A/N: Phoenix might have put it on his coffee table or something, use your imagination coz I ain't lending you mine…) Gumshoe had stopped by to give him a case file, when the small kitten stumbled out from behind Phoenix' desk, with the cravat still round his neck, and gave a sort of death glare to both of the men standing in front of him. They laughed and Gumshoe named it as a perfect impression of Edgeworth, and left with a smile on his face.
Despite having a kitten to cheer him up, Phoenix still wondered where Miles had gone off to. It defiantly wasn't suicide as Miles would have left a note, like last time, but it wasn't ruled out. Another possibility was he was out of town and hadn't told anyone about it. But then again, he would have left some sort of memo or told the Prosecutors office. But it wasn't ruled out. So then, where had Miles Edgeworth disappeared to?
It was late on a Friday evening, and Phoenix hadn't accepted a case since Miles' disappearance. He was going through some old things, like photos of him and his family and when he messed around with Larry and Miles as kids and his old art stuff from his collage years, and sadly, a picture of him and Iris, who he believed to be Dahlia. They brought up some painful memories. They even haunted his dreams, but most of the time, his dreams were about Miles…shirt-less…in leather pants…skin tight leather pants…and chains…(A/N: You get the idea…)
While Phoenix was going through his stuff, Miles watched him from the couch after eating another three tins of tuna. He sat and watched Phoenix' face from looking like the happy, laid-back man that he was, to a sad and depressed looking man. He didn't like seeing him like this. Phoenix was meant to be happy, not sad and moping.
Feeling some sort of duty as Phoenix' pet, Miles jumped off the couch and crawled in Phoenix' lap, trying to get any attention from his old friend. Phoenix noticed, and picked up his companion and Miles rubbing his small head against Phoenix' cheek, trying to cheer him and return him to the happy mind that Miles knew, and was sometimes annoyed by.
"I guess I can always count on you to cheer me up…maybe I shouldn't have got these out…I'll put everything away, apart from the picture of me, Miles and Larry…from when we were kids…"
"Mew" Miles wanted to say: " Yes…forget about that time. I've never seen you like this, and to be honest, I don't like it." Too bad he could only say these things in his head, and Phoenix would never know…
"It's late…we should get to bed…besides, I'm going to Miles' house to see if he left anything before he disappeared."
I'M RIGHT INFRONT OF YOU! Can't you leave my house alone…but my god, you did look cute when you picked up that photograph of us as children…wait…did…did I say you were cute? OH DEAR GOD! Do I have feelings for you? Or is it just sympathy…I CAN'T EVEN MAKE UP MY FUCKING MIND ANYMORE! ARGH! I hope you burn in hell Phoenix Wright… (A/N: No ya don't Edgey)
After Miles had finished his argument in his head, he realised he was on Phoenix' bed. He curled up and lied down on the soft duvet. Phoenix came back about 5 minutes later, in his regular tracksuit bottoms and, of course, shirtless.
Damn he looks good. Oh god, if I were back in my own body, I would have to hold him down and ravish him…NO! STOP THINKING THESE BAD…wow he looks great…why can't I be human again?
"Good night lil Miles" Phoenix stroked the kitten one more time, and shut his eyes…becoming lost in his sweet dreams. Miles joined him, but after about 4 hours sleep, he woke up to the sound of Phoenix moaning…
Phoenix' dream/ Phoenix POV(A/N: Early guilty pleasure, this is why the rating changed!)
I woke up to someone gently sucking on my neck…if felt so good…so…amazing. I moaned with pleasure, only to hear an oh so familiar voice whispered words that I know I wouldn't forget.
"It's nice to see you awake Wright, did you enjoy that? Or maybe…you want more?"
"M-Miles? I-Is it really you?"
"Yes my dear sweet Phoenix, it's me. I'm here for you…right by your side…"
"But…where have you gone? I wanted to talk to you last week…"
"Sssh, my love…enjoy tonight's, how shall I put it…activities…"
"Miles, I…"
I didn't get the chance to finish, Miles moved down and swirled his tongue around my nipple, then nibbling on it, then sucking on it. I moaned even more…it was extremely amazing to see Miles doing this, even more exciting than the dream I had with him n those leather pants and fake cat ears.
My hands moved down his back, he was shirtless, but he was wearing leather pants.
"I know about your little fantasy about me with leather on and cat ears Phoenix…this is a treat for you isn't it?"
I couldn't give a damn what he said, but I loved what he was doing, repeating the same actions on my other nipple. Then he moved further down, licking and kissing my skin, only to stop and work on removing my pyjama pants. He did, and saw a bulge in my boxers…I knew I was turned on.
" Oh my…are you always this eager?"
"Miles…p-please…I-I…want"
He ignored me, and took off those leather pants…but left the ears on. And I saw he was aroused to, who wouldn't be? He kissed me on my lips and thrust his tongue into my mouth, he was tasting me, teasing me and I wanted more…I'll never forget what he tasted like…it was cherry.
I felt his hand tugging my boxers and we broke our passionate kiss, so we could both breathe and he could remove my boxers. I was in front of him, naked and at his mercy.
"You have such a beautiful body Phoenix…I know I'll enjoy this."
He took my hardened length into his mouth, just licking, not sucking…I watched at I placed my hands in his hair. Then he started sucking…it felt wonderful…like I never knew anything like it. I moaned over and over again with pleasure…damn, it was like he had done it before.
I was so close to the edge, I wanted to go over, however Miles had other ideas. He stopped, and removed his black silk boxers. Once he removed them, he pinned me down by my wrists, but I could only stare at his length…damn its big.
"Do you like what you see?"
"Maybe…"
"Not good enough, do you want me Phoenix?"
"Yes…Miles, I want you."
He reached over to the bedside stand, and got a bottle of lube. Since when did I keep that there? Oh well, it doesn't matter. What did matter was Miles pouring some of the lube onto his fingers and put the bottle back.
He leaned over and kissed my lips again, this time, I thrust my tongue into his mouth and a battle began between our tongues. It seemed like it was winning, until Miles slide one of his fingers into me. I yelled with pain, breaking our mouth to mouth contact, and arched my back. Damn that hurt!
"It will be a lot easier if I do this first Phoenix. Try to relax, I don't want to hurt you."
I did try to relax…until another finger slide into me. It hurt, it was worse that the first finger that was still in me. I was trying to hold back my tears of pain, when he slide a third finger in. I cried out…and let the tears fall, like when I heard about Miles' suicide note.
He kissed away the tears, but they kept coming back. They never stopped. I heard him whisper sweet words of comfort and ease, but I couldn't hear him. After a while, he moved his fingers around, stretching me. I was used to it, but it was still painful.
He removed his fingers and reached to get the lube again. He poured it onto his erection…and then drove straight into me.
" MILES! ARGH! I-IT…HURTS!" I yelled. It was worse than any pain I had felt before in my life, worse than falling off Dusky Bridge.
" I am sorry Phoenix, but we both wanted this…let me know when your ready okay?"
He kissed me lips and his hands ran through my, now, unspiked hair. Our tongues met, and played with each other. Our fingers now intertwined with each other in a fierce grip.
I had got used to the feeling, and nodded at Miles to show that I was ready. He moved out, slowly and then back in. Out then in, repeating it over again. It still hurt, but soon that pain changed to pleasure. Miles hit a spot, and I moaned. He slowed down but I told him to go faster. He did. The pleasure was…I can't even describe what I was feeling, but it was sooo good!
I tensed up, knowing I was close. Miles had a hand wrapped around my length and stroked me…then I was in ecstasy. I screamed my lover's name, and came on his hand and lower stomach. He continued thrusting, and he yelled my name…his seed shooting into me.
He pulled out, and collapsed next to me, pulling the duvet over our sweaty, glistening bodies.
" Miles…where are you?"
"I'll give you one hint," He kissed me. "Meow."
And with that…I woke.
Normal POV
Miles had been watching Phoenix and heard his name being moaned more than once. He jumped when Phoenix shot up with a start, and was panting heavily. He was covered in sweat and Miles could see an obvious erection.
"Oh sorry lil Miles…I forgot about you…" Phoenix smiled…then looked down. He cursed loudly and went to his bathroom. Miles could hear the shower go off, and for all he cared, Phoenix was…(insert painfully staking obvious here)
When Phoenix came back, he pulled a black notebook out of his bedside drawers, and wrote something down. After he finished, he left the book open next to the kitten, and fell asleep.
Miles was wondering what Phoenix had wrote, so he read the book that was lying next to him, but what he read made him extremely shocked, amazed and surprised. It was a detailed summary about the dream Phoenix had just experienced, it included everything that was said, and what Phoenix' fetish was.
WHAT?! I never knew that Phoenix had a high sex drive…and with me? And cat ears? Hmmmm, wow. Maybe…I should try this with him…and I think…I think that I…I-I starting to l-love him…my Phoenix…my sweat Phoenix…
Miles moved closer to Phoenix' chest, so he could hear Phoenix' heart beating.
I'll never leave you…not even for the world…you are my saviour and…I love you. I'll be here when you wake up, and if I never turn back to a human, then I shall watch you…forever…my sweet Phoenix…
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Launa: Lexis…wow.
ShadowLexis: Seven pages on Microsoft word…seven motherfucking pages, a lemon and a confession…
Launa: Are you okay?
ShadowLexis: No…I'M ON A ROLL BABY!
Launa: Here we go again…
ShadowLexis: 1 week and a half to finish and what a romantic ending…I got da skills!
Launa: Yeah whatever…
ShadowLexis: I'm planning a sequel, R&R if you think I should do it! It will be an mpreg, yes mpreg, and I needed opinions! Constructive crisitism and suggestions are welcome. If you want the picture I was inspired by, email me at or you can rant at me, either way it's all good! Now I'm off for two weeks of planning, celebrating birthdays (mine on April 8th), pestering people and buying a DS and Ace Attorney. Manfred Von Karma can go to the crappy hell where most of the chav girls at my school are going, I'm going to the good hell, rock all day and night, HELL YEAH!
Launa: You get a cookie if you can shut her up…Larry's coming in the next chapter, so think Larry!
ShadowLexis: Larry would be the perfect mate for you wouldn't he?
Launa: LARRY TIME!