ME: I OWN YOU ADMIT IT!
ALICE: NO.
ME: YESSSSS I DOOO!
ALICE: iS YOUR NAME STEPHENIE MEYERS?
ME: MY 1ST NAME MIGHT BE STEPHENIE...
ALICE: THEN YOU DON'T OWN ME. : P
ME:* Curses under breath* NEXT TIME EVIL LITTLE PIXIE NEXT TIME!
MJWAJHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! I AM A GENUIS! I have some pranks to pull too. I sighed.
This is gonna be a fun week after all. I drifted into a deep deep sleep.
I would up in a familiar pair of ice cold arms. I looked up to see Edward but, it wasn't.
"Emmett! What are you doing let me go.!" I screamed.
"Chill Bella I wanted to sit on the couch and watch t.v. but, you were in the way." He said
putting his hands up in defense. I sighed.
"Want to play a game?" Emmett asked smiling.
"No. I need a human moment." I went upstairs and into the bathroom and looked
everywhere then I found Alice had put my bag in her I grinned. Thank god she can she the
future. I searched my bag for the box of tampons. I grabbed one and took some midol. After
I took out my tampon and went pee and put a new one in. I went over to the sink and
washed me hands. I looked at the bathroom clock. It was 5:13. I had to put my 1st prank in
action. It's going to be on Emmett but, I was going to need help. I closed the bathroom door
and walked down the hallway and knocked on Alice's door.
"Come in Bella." She sang. I opened the door and walked in. Her bedroom still looked the
same except her closet.
"Alice I need your help with some pranks." I grinned.
"Ok? Who first?"
"Emmett. They all know I'm on my period so I want to make their life as miserable as
possible." Ohhhhhh muwahahahhahaha.
"Ok for Emmett we should use this secret invisible cloak the Volturi gave to me and we
dissguise our voices and scare him so he runs into the kitchen. Then i'll run you there and you
become visible and you will give him hell." She grinned devilishy. I high fived her then we
ventured downstiars in the invisible cloak. We starting using our voices so we sounded like
ghosts. He immediatley jumped off the couch and started staring wide eyed all around.
"OMG It's the ghost of Christmas past coming back to haunt me." Emmett shrieked. Alice
and I were about to burst out in laughter. I put my hand over her mouth and she put hers
over mine.
"OooooOooooo Emmetttttttt" Alice said ghostly.
"What do you want from me I'll do anything but, don't kill me I'm to young to die!" Emmett
sobbed collapsing on his knees. Haha ooohhhhh cramp ouchy I quickly grabbed my side.
Right then Edward came down the stairs. He took one look at Emmett on the floor.
"Did you hear me or not I'm too young to die?" Emmett growled. Edward had a I don't want
to know just get me out of here look on his face. He slowly crept up the stairs until he
stepped on the creeky one then Emmett whiped around and Edward froze.
"Eddie poooo save me the ghost of Christmas past is here to haunt me!" Emmett sobbed
holding onto Emmetts's leg. Edward tried to shake him off but he couldn't so he gave up.
He walked back downstairs with Emmett.
"Emmett there are np such things as-" He was saying but Alice cut him off.
"Give me Rosalieeeeee or Bellaaaaaaaa diessssssssssss." Alice shrieked. We watched
Edward's face change to 10 different emoctions in 3 seconds. We heard a scream (yes girly)
upstairs from Jasper. Muwahahahahah it's working. We looked at Emmett his eyes got
wider then he gasped then fainted. Edward was gone in a blur and quickly returned with
a rather upset Rosalie.
"Edward you dummy I was polishing my car-" He put a hand over her mouth and all you could
hear was mumbling.
"Here you go all mighty ghost." Edward said kneeling down and bowing. Alice and I stepped
right in front of Rosalie. As quick as a flash Alice got her under the cloak and put a hand over
her mouth. Rosalie saw us and then looked at the cloak and relaxed. We all stared at Emmett
who's mouth was wide open.
"THE GHOST ATE MY ROSALIE!" Emmett boomed jumping to it's feet.
"Emmmmmetttttttt!" Rosalie said.
"Rose." He whispered.
Then we moved around so they could tell we were moving.
"Please don't eat me." Edward and Emmett said at the same time. We laughed silently then
we wondered into the kitchen.
"Edwarddddd Emmeeetttttt" I said. Then Alice pushed me out of the cloak.
Zip
Zip
They both appeared in front of me.
"EDWARD WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE'S YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO GET ME?" I yelled.
"I I I-" I cut him off
"GO GET THEM OR THE PIANO GETS IT!" I said laughing evily and crazy. Edward looked at me
in disbelief.
"Watch me." I said simply. Alice slipped me a sledge hammer and I beat the crap out of
his piano. Muwahahhahahaha!
"I'll get the chocolate don't hurt Carly anymore please." He whispered in pain.
Zip
Edward was gone. Now I turned to Emmett.
"AND YOU!" I screamed pointing at Emmett. He looked around them pointed to himself
and mouthed me.
NO THE IDIOT STANDING NEXT TO YOU!" I yelled outraged.
"Oh okay." He sighed and left. Alice handed me a lighter and chainsaw. I chased Emmett
around with these items him screaming like a maniac and me laughing like a mad women.
"I shall get you Emmett McCartney Cullen!" I laughed he cried then ran upstairs and locked
the door behind him. Meanwhile Edward drove in gave me 5 bags of chocolate backed away
slowly and then disappered fast. I ran inside high fived Rosalie and Alice.
"Stage one completed." I grinned.
"Tomorrow we should prank..."
Author's Note - If you would like me to add another chapter please review or send me a message. : )