Ship Trash
A duo of dummies,
And are punny,
Thinking they are funny,
The Ecto-ham Show!
Being cocky,
And quearky,
Can others find them not, annoy-ey?
The Ecto-ham Show!
Wherever they go,
Another jest,
Another no,
An odd couple, that you'd think are a pain,
Wherever th-
"Hey Tucker?" Sam called out.
Tucker snapped out of his imagination, to realised he was with Sam and Danny at the canteen, not touching the slightly edible lunch.
"Don't tell me you're getting that sitcom idea from Spud?" Danny questioned poking at the meat loaf.
"Huh? Oh naw!" Tucker spat out to push the topic away, 'That was a close one.' he thought.
Another ghost had starting causing a ruckus outside.
"You better get that." Sam commented.
"Yeah..." and Danny ran off to do his duty (heh, dudy), with Sam following in suite to make sure he didn't get in trouble.
"Yo Tuck."
Tucker turned around to see Spud chewing at some gum.
"Did you imagine Randy with someone?"
"Yep. You?"
"Of course, why do you think I'm asking?"
A/N: I always thought that Spud and Tucker would be shipping trash.
Tucker: Ooohh! Danny got slammed!
Spud: This is why Jake's got the better gig
Tucker: WHOA WHOA WHOA! I wouldn't go that far to say that lizard boy's got a 'better gig'
Spud: Dude, I just think that Long has a better shot
Tucker: Pffft! That short stout can't throw a punch without those powers
Spud: What are you talking about? I mean have you seen him and Randy together?
Tucker: Randy? Ninja boy? What does he have to do with this?
Spud: *thoughts* Damn it. Ah. No. DAMN IT! I thought he was a RandyxJake dude. No no no. OMD, should I tell him? AAAh! Damn it!
Tucker: Hey, uh, what's wrong?
Howard had decided to go over to visit his friend to hang out on that weekend.
'I swear if ninja duties get in the way.'
"Oh come on! THERE AREN'T EVEN ANY ROBOTS OUT THERE!"
If you're confused, Howard is just pissed at the fact his bude was in the Nomicon.
'That's it. I'm joining in.'
He slipped the book out from under Randy and schloomped himself in. Once in, he saw Randy looking into another book.
"Hey Randy! What the juice are you doing here?!"
"Oh hey Howard!"
"No! No excuses."
"Wait Howard!"
"I thought you said that ninja duties would never interrupt our bro time!"
"Hang on!"
"No, I'm out man." and Howard starts walking away, "... how do I get out?"
"When I say." Randy retorted, in a stingy mood.
There was an awkward silence for a few second.
"That's just rude man."
"Yeah, but you can join me! I'm watching the ninja of 87's ninja memories." Randy got up to show Howard the book, "It's like a movie, only in the first person!"
A/N: Yeah this is just some filler
Morning routines.
6 am. Time to wake up. Well, you should be awake by now - but Author is in Australia so I don't know. Danny slammed his alarm clock to grudgingly get out of bed. With Jake over in New York, just coming home from another late night training session, laid in bed with an alarm going off for dear Alex know how long. Although Randy being the most laid back, he still slept, forgetting the alarm even was there.
After taking a brisk shower, Danny was dressed for the day and walked down stairs, to be greeted by his parents, in formal clothes? Was he dreaming?
"Um mum, dad?"
"Oh, morning sweetie!" Mrs. Fenton chirped while manning the stove, "Your father and I are going to visit some relatives and it'll be a high class party!"
Danny was taken aback by this news. First of all because his parents were not wearing their jumpsuits, and second... he had relatives that were rarsh enough to invite his parents to a 'high class party'? (Wait, he had rich relatives?)
"Don't worry son, I'm not thrilled about this too." Danny's dad commented, "They're European."
'Well that's an image that will stick to my day.' Danny thought to himself taking a plate.
Haley was still hogging the bathroom so it was going to be a while until Jake could take shower. So he just gave up and sprayed himself in deodorant and hoped that no one will notice. He went downstairs to see mum cooking some breakfast.
"Morning Jakeroo! How was last night? "
Yeah, after Hong Kong, his dad now knowing the family secret, he would bring up Jake's duties every now and then. But at least he wasn't getting ground every second day of the week.
"Oh nothing big. Just helped a mermaid clogging in the city sewers."
"Okay now, we're eating so no dragon talk at the table. " his mum intruded.
Over in Norrisville, Howard had just gotten his breakfast and some cash for a vending machine on the trip to school. Honestly I (author) am surprised that Howard was a morning person. With his book bag, he walks out his house to go next door. You know. To check that Randy was awake.
"Oh morning Howard!" Ms Cunningham greeted Howard at the door, "Randy's just upstairs."
"Thanks Ms Cunningham."
Howard makes his way up the stairs... to be greeted by his bude in his McBriefs talking to his laptop.
"... fuck your shit up goooo-." Randy stopped his sentence in his track, "Ho-howard! Umm, this isn't what it looks like um..."
"Well first of all, we're Disney. And you cussed."
"... yep."
"And second, it's 7.57."
"OH WONK!"
The Blooper reel [Voice Actor!AU] (I'm sorry for it's format)
*Danny switches on the voice deepening effect and starts specking through the microphone*
Danny: Testing, testing, I'm Dan Phantom
Jake: You know I got to hand it to Foley, he sure knows his tech
Danny: *normal pre-pubescent* Yeah well, this sure saves us with money *cough*
Danny: *deepened voice* You don't get it do you, I'm still here, I still exist, which means you-
Randy: *kicks the door open* I'M BACK BITCHES!
Danny: *slams the table* *normal pre-pubescent* Ffff-Motherfucker! Out of every dammit all... hmmmhmmm...
Jake: I knew that was gonna happen! X3 *laughs*
Randy: OH MY GOD WERE YOU RECORDING?!
Danny: YES! I AM STILL RECORDING!
Randy: Oh-ho-Shoobs I'm sorry
Danny: *slamming his face on the table* I hope you drink bleach!
Jake: Hahhha, can we have a blooper reel?
Danny: *breathless* I'm keeping this, yes!
Randy: *sighs* I'm so-
Danny: No, no keep saying what you wanna say! No keep going!
Randy: Oh-oh shoobs and shoobettes, I'm genuinely sorry I just got done with a test, and came back to my OWN goddamn apartment and I just didn't know, and I'm so sorry! Oh my god.
Danny: I hate you so much right now!
Randy: I love you too Terrance. Hahaha.
Author: Hey! Drabbles series three. Yeah, those two oneshots aren't coming for a while. School's a pain with all the assessments and assignments we're getting... AND IT'S ONLY THE FIRST TERM!
Now forget about my bickering about school, don't forget about leaving a request! Now I swear I'm working on yours MintBushCat... but I explained myself in chp. 1, but as fore-mentioned not really motivated at this time.
QUESTION: Do you want either, a Hogwarts!AU oneshot - if so, tell me what scenarios you want - or an angst-y oneshot - if so, what character do you want me to burn?! I want to write something for these but no ideas (well, I got something for angst, but I don't know which one to develop).
Well, with this information in your hands, thanks for coming out everyone!