Chapter 4

Bulma gazed at the compounds and synthesis in galric fuel. Pulling up data from her computer she sighed before looking at Chichi. The saiyan still had that emotionless void on her face as she patiently watched her.

"This stuff will take time to collect with the distillation and filtering" Bulma said "I don't think I have the equipment to."

Bulma watched for any signs of emotion of her face. There wasn't but her tail seemed to have flicked in annoyance behind her before her face turned into a frown. She guessed it wasn't the Saiyan Princesses day at all.

"Invent one" Chichi growled.

"Hey, you came for my help. The least you can do is try being nice" Bulma barked.

"I just want to get off this planet and get home." Chichi said.

"Why did you come here in the first place?" Bulma asked.

"Your friend Kakarot"

"Who?"

Chichi had to think for second. These friends of Kakarot all knew who he was, why was she asking that? Oh yeah, he changed his name.

"Goku, he is a saiyan like I am."

"He's pretty much human."

Chichi rolled her eyes in frustration before looking back at Bulma. What was it about humans and covering there eyes about the truth?

"How long did you know him for?"

"Since he was 12 years old"

Chichi wasn't quite sure how time was measured but in most societies she came across they measured their age from their planet cycles. In her head she quickly calculated the rotation of the earth, the distance it made around the sun each day and how long it would take for it to go around the sun in one cycle. Raising her eyebrow at her answer, Goku was still quite young when they met and still would be able to re-grow his tail.

"Did he have a tail?"

"Er…yeah"

"Humans don't have tails. Saiyans do. Goku is a saiyan, not a human. If your such a brilliant scientist why couldn't you connect the dots that humans don't have tails?" Chichi sneered in arrogance.

"I thought it was some kind of mutation" Bulma snapped back, crossing her arms.

Chichi snapped her head back and laughed before she smirked with her canine teeth resting on her bottom lip. Bulma reckoned that because Chichi didn't live on earth like Goku had and so she wouldn't have known much about the way things worked there. But she was smart, that was for sure.

"I guess you humans have never seen something alien that you'd explain off as something else" Chichi said.

"Well it's not every day you'd see an alien." Bulma said.

"Well, now you won't have to worry your pretty little head of yours" Chichi smirked.

"Bitch" Bulma snarled.

"Takes one to know one" Chichi said back.

Even though they seem to dislike each other they didn't. Bulma had never met someone that can match her through simple words to gain instant respect and Chichi had never met anyone that can match her wits. With that they both smirked at each other at the realisation but didn't comment on it.

"So what do you want with Goku?" Bulma asked.

"We came to collect him from here" Chichi said.

Bulma frowned at that, she felt a little suspicious from the Princess bluntness.

"Why did you send him here in the first place?" Bulma asked.

"I didn't. Saiyans are under enslavement from a tyrant called Frieza. One fucking demented evil son of a bitch that nearly wiped us out. He was one that sent Goku here" Chichi explained "I'm still working on a theory why but it is definitely has something to do with you humans."

"What's the theory?" Bulma asked, extremely curious.

BOOM!

Both women heads turned towards a smoke trail in the distance. Chichi's eyes widened in realisation to where it came from. How could this happen of all the times she had been flying it?

"Oh fuck no!" Chichi screeched.

"What?" Bulma asked.

Chichi looked at Bulma, she was a mechanical scientist; maybe she could be useful if she brought her along. Without a word she then grabbed the woman around her waist before opening a window and jumped out head first. Bulma screamed as they freefall several metres before Chichi blasted her aura out and shot up into the air in an arch. Bulma clung to the mad woman.

This saiyan was flying so fast that her eyes began to water. Whether she was in either Yamcha's, Krillin's or Goku's arms as they fly they were not like a bullet like this woman. City turned into country in a matter of seconds before they stopped abruptly. When she landed and let go of Bulma, the scientist's legs buckled beneath her. Chichi peered down at her and raised an eyebrow. Bulma looked back her weakly.

"As I wait for my stomach to catch up with me can you answer to why the FUCK DID YOU FLY THAT FAST?" Bulma said.

"Hmm, the g-force doesn't appear to cause much damage. You'll be fine" Chichi said before she jogged quickly off.

Bulma stared after the woman before scrambling to her feet after the female saiyan. For a woman that didn't look like she last one round with a puppy she was sure was fast! But then again looks were deceiving. Bulma managed to catch up to see Chichi putting out the fire with her ki and was very angry.

"Mushroo fucking damnit!" Chichi shouted.

Bulma watched with shaky legs as the Princess cursed profanities after profanities that was sure Princess were not allowed to say. Chichi was not happy about the fire but as Bulma looked closer she was actually trying to put the fire out from the ship. The ship they had landed in. It wasn't big but it was causing the fire. Realising her ki could destroy the ship Chichi thought of the only thing that came to her mind. She raised her ki and her hands above her head into the air.

"RUNNERS RUSH!" Chichi shouted.

The air was suddenly charged up and Chichi blasted off, running around the fire. As she ran her speed increased with every lap till it looked like there were twenty Chichi running around it. Running so fast mad a huge tornado of dust over the fire, choking the flames. Slowly but effectively the fire died done till there was nothing left but the heat. When Chichi slowed to a stop, she cringed in pain. She never liked that move, but it was one only used to escape or surprise an enemy. Looking over at the ship sighed angrily, it was completely destroyed. Maybe using her ki was a better move.

"You have GOT to teach me that!" Goku said very impressed.

Chichi looked over to see Goku and Raditz just landing there. She ignored him but set her eyes on Raditz who in turn swallowed hard. He was leaning away from her and with good reason too.

"I turned off all systems, why did the ship explode?" Chichi said quietly.

"I don't know Princess Chicory" Raditz said meekly.

"YOU GAVE US FUCKED UP FUEL THAT'S WHY!" Chichi boomed.

Bulma were surprised at how her voice level could dramatically change. It was scary with very good reason for it to be. Goku knew he should be very cautious now but for some odd reason he got a weird funny excited feeling from starring at her angry face.

"I-I didn't know" Raditz said.

"What's wrong with Galric fuel" Bulma asked, reminding Chichi she was still there.

"If it's not change after three and half months it becomes unstable" Chichi snarled eyes glued on her prey "Once it's unstable it's hard to tell when it will explode. It's dangerous but it's effective to get us anywhere quickly." She strode towards Raditz "We could have died you blundering idiot!"

"I didn't know your majesty, the fly-by-date said it would be fine" Raditz said.

She stood in font of him, her left eye twitching like mad. Chichi usually would have beaten the snot out of Raditz and killed him but stop in the process. Being a professional pilot she knew the safety procedure at the docks very well since she learnt a few things from the mechanics there. She knew that Raditz could read well and may have given bad fuel from a deceiving foe but she had unwittingly left the rest at the cargo bay. She was still mad though.

"I very much doubt our long range scanners will help since they are down. Our help signal is lost from the flames and if there is anything left it would probably be our armour" Chichi said getting angrier at each word she spoke. "We have no way to return home thanks to you! We are stuck on this planet! If my brother thinks I'm dead I'm going to…"

She swung at him –she couldn't help it– but to her surprise a strong hand had covered her fist effectively stopping it from colliding into his nose. Goku had blocked her attack.

"No you won't" Goku said.

Chichi snapped her head to him as he pushed Raditz back behind him. From her glare he immediately regretted it but stood his ground. If Raditz was his brother he would protect him from her or at least he think he would be able to. He could really tell by the mad glint in her eye something really BAD was about to happen.

By saiyan law Princess Chicory was in her right to punish Raditz lower class. By stopping her Goku had inevitably sealed his fate of getting his ass whooped. She growled at him, reversing the grip on who held who and swung him over her head and into the ground. There was an audible 'ooph!' and Goku was seeing stars for a moment, he then looked up to see a white boot about to smack into him. He rolled away in time before flipping backwards on his feet. He jumps back just as she goes to side kick him which turned into a giant step forward and swung her other leg at him almost catching him as he dodges it. She smirks, realising he was challenging to her.

Perplexed at that Goku was then sucker punched so quick it was a complete blur to him. He grunted in pain, something he only felt from fight Piccolo. Grabbing the arm he swung her away only to find that she reversed it, sending him into a tree. She charges towards him with a ki ball and fires, he dodges. When Chichi was close enough she sent a furry of punches, half landed on him, half were block effectively. With a loose hand Goku shot a ki blast at her sending her reeling in the air.

Catching herself and shaking her head to clear it before focussing on a wary Goku. She then began to power up and raised her hands in air.

"RUNNER'S RUSH!" she shouted.

The air crackled and then she blasted down at him. The impact created a large crater as she slammed into him. With her hands wrapped around his throat and her powerful thighs straddling him around his waist, he was in a secure hold. Even though she wasn't choking him her grip told him to back down. Only the problem was he couldn't, he never had an opponent like her and he smirked back. Chichi raised an eyebrow at that, both panting slightly.

"Why are you smiling" Chichi said.

"I got you where I want you" Goku smirked.

Chichi frowned in confusion. Goku's smirk deepened and brushed his fingers across her tail. It twitched as she bit down on her tongue to stop the pleasurable moan coming from throat. She manage to keep a straight head, realising his fingers were on her tail. She had been trained to stop the pain whenever someone would grab it. The problem with having a freakishly long tail meant that when she already in pain or was tired it became sensitive. Like now.

"Keep your hands to yourself" Chichi growled.

"And the same goes to you Chi" Goku said, gesturing to the hands on his neck.

"Princess Chicory" Chichi automatically said.

"Chi suits you better" Goku said, giving her sexy smile without realising it.

"If you think you can sweet talk me you are sadly mistaken" Chichi said.

"I just don't want you to kill Raditz" Goku said.

"He could have killed us" Chichi snarled.

"And it was an accident" Goku said being reasonable. "Just calm down okay? Bulma will help you go home to your brother as soon as she can and I'll try to help. You just have to be patient."

Moments went by as Chichi stared at Goku. She was angry and very much doubt that Bulma could build a ship, but then she was more of a mechanical scientist than she was. Who knew?

"Fine" Chichi said getting up.

Thud!

They both turned to see Raditz's unconscious form on the floor in the distance while Bulma looked over him. He had fainted from holding his breath in fear for too long. Goku looked at his brother then to the Princess Chichi. She had this aura that she could blast half of the planet and the rest when she was angry. Maybe Raditz was in his right in fainting but Goku could sense she had some good in her. Chichi then crossed her arms and looked away with a 'hmph'. She now had to deal with two embarrassments of the saiyan race, a bitchy scientist, the airhead mother and nervous human for Kami knows how long.


It's shorter but that's how I wanted it to be. Do you guys really think Raditz is being nice? Or is there anyone think that because of Chichi's threat he's on his best behaviour?

Calise: Thanks!

Lydchan: Trust me, you'll laugh when Veggie boy meets Goku. Got it all planned out in my head.

Darkangel000: I'll do my best but I like to develop chemistry in my work otherwise it's all fizzle and no sizzle as a friend of mine would say.

Synea-Aja: An Chichi is bad but funny. Self destructive fuel not funny at all. You'll just have to wait and see who's the culprit. But I will write more Vegeta in the next chappie if you like. Chow!

Well, I'm going to concentrate on The Amazon and the Soldier for a while before coming back to this…unless any of you can convince me. Review!