A/N: My computer and I are at a non-stop war with each other, so blame the computer for my slow updates. Not just me being lazy. No, not at all. XD

Disclaimer: My teacher says that I can't own Naruto because I'm not that creative. TT

And so it was raining.

The raindrops fell hard on the girl who was huffing every so often as she made her way down the street. She despised the rain and had no idea why she was out here while it was pouring down over her, without an umbrella and a small plastic bag that she held in her left hand.

She huffed once again, detaching some of the strands of hair that had stuck to her face. It was raining, it was cold, she was tired, and all she wanted was to just crawl under the covers of her warm bed, and damn it why wasn't she just doing that now?

The minutes passed slowly as she stomped her way through the village; which isn't a good idea considering how many mud puddles she was splashing through. She growled angrily, causing the man that had been innocently walking his dog to quickly dart across the street. People threw fearful glances her way, whispering to one another, rushing out of her line of vision, clearly trying to avoid her as she chanted "I shall kill him." repeatedly in a low voice, just making her way down the street.

She looked through the shop windows as she passed them until she reached the one she was looking for. Pushing the door open, she stepped in, hearing the bell ring above her.

"Welcome, miss. How may I help you on this fine evening?" The cashier turned around to face her while he wiped his hands on the apron tied around his neck and waist.

Konan snorted, "Are you blind or just stupid? It's eight o' clock in the morning and it's raining. I don't even want to be here right now, but I've been kicked out. So please shut up and get a brain."

"Feisty, I like you."

"Excuse me." She scoffed in disbelief. Feisty? "Don't talk to me. Thank you." She turned and walked to the back of the store where the frozen food is held in large freezers. Konan opened the silver door and grabbed what she came for and then walked back to the register to purchase her item.

The cashier smirked at her as she slammed the frozen food down on the counter. "So foxy lady, you got a boy?" He said as he rang up the item.

Foxy lady? Konan hated men's lame attempts at flirting. "Um… actually, I ate my last boy, so there's an opening if you want to take it." She smiled sweetly before hastily tossing some money, grabbing what she just paid for, and leaving hurriedly out the door without waiting for a reply.

Days like this…

The rain was still falling down from the dark clouds that covered the village. She shouldn't even be in this part of the village, but it's not as if she had much of a choice. It was a… mission. She scowled at the memories of how she ended up here anyway. It was days like this that she spent in her room reading her tattoo and piercing magazines while turning up her music real high to drown out the sound of the annoying pounding of the rain on the roof and the thunder that boomed outside. But no, she was sent on a…mission…to do this crap while she should be piercing her face right now.

She trudged through the puddles while glaring at the bottom of her soaking wet cloak. Great, this meant she had to do her laundry AGAIN this week. Sighing, she jumped off the road and onto the tree to her left that would take her back to the Akatsuki hideout.

The trees were soft and moist from the rainfall, which made falling off quite easy. Konan sighed, but was careful as she hopped from tree branch to tree branch, each step taking her closer to her bed. With much annoyance, she had completed her mission and now nothing was stopping her from slamming her door shut to her room once she got there. It was a well-known fact throughout the Akatsuki that Konan could be pretty dangerous on days like this…

Once far enough away from the sight of random people, she took another turn that led her directly to the Akatsuki hideout's door. It isn't that difficult for people to find, it was the special Akatsuki ways, and people's stupidity, that made it very hard to discover. Preparing the special Akatsuki ways, the door opened on command, allowing her inside.

"'Bout time, yeah." Deidara smirked without looking up, but knowing it was her anyway. "Leader has been tearing up his office and a few villages' civilians looking for you."

Konan growled harshly, and stormed off in the direction of her own room, instead. Screw Pein. Damn him to hell. And just as she promised to herself, she slammed her door shut making damn sure that everybody knew what mood she was in.

The moment she entered her room, a piercing scream caused her to stop her movements instantly. Take deep breaths. Take deep breaths and think happy thoughts. Shortly after, another ear-bursting scream filled the air. Stomping her foot, she swirled around to face the noise itself.

"Will you just-" Barging the door open, her sentence stopped short at the site she was greeted with. "What the fuck happened here!?" Papers were found in clutters on the floor, the office desk was flipped, and chairs were tossed to the side. All in all, it was a gigantic mess. "Pein!? What the hell did you do!?"

"I- Konan… I was looking for you."

"Fucking idiot" was whispered under her breath, but she still walked over to her Leader and pulled his head around with her hand. Staring directly into his eyes, she then thrust the bag into his chest.
The curious eyes of the rest of the Akatsuki men looked around the room with 'WTF' faces.

"Here is your fucking mint chocolate chip ice cream, Pein. I don't want to hear from ANY of you boys for the rest of the day. Shut up and clean up this mess. I'm going back to my room and I expect the ENTIRE hideout to be completely spotless by the time I come out. No complaints."

Pein opened his mouth to protest, but Konan raised her fist, effectively silencing him. "I thought I said to shut up and no complaints." With impatient feet, she left the room.

All men sighed. "She's going through PMS. Jeez, yeah."

"I HEARD THAT!"

Days like this…

A/N: Thanks for reading. You should review. I'll bake you a cake. No, seriously this time. Not cookies. Cookies are sooo over-rated. XD