Deidara's Bad Day
By ilovemyboys
Chapter 4: Stitch Up!
Authors Note: Last chapter! Don't worry I have a reaaaally long and wonderful story that hopefully didn't get erased when my computer crashed!
As Tobi raced through the tree branches as fast as he could, he finally could see the outlines of the hidden Akatsuki hideout in stone.
"Yay! We made it Sensei!" He cried as he jumped down the trees and headed toward the entrance. Upon reaching it he performed the secret Jutsu to get in with the correct hand signs as the hidden door opened. Then, as he ran through, the door closed behind him.
Gasping from all the running, Tobi slowed down to a jog as he carried his Sensei toward Kakuzu's room. Stopping in front of it he knocked loudly on the door.
"What is it?" Kakuzu growled irritably from the other side.
"Kakuzu! Deidara needs you to put his arm back on!" Tobi cried frantically.
There was a grumble of annoyance on the other side, followed by footsteps as the S-rank missing-nin opened the door and gazed down at Tobi and Deidara.
"What did he do this time?" He growled.
"Um…I'm not sure…but…he lost a lot of blood and needs his arm put back on!"
"Fine. Bring him in here," he muttered in irritation.
"Oh thank you Kakuzu!"
"Shut up."
As Tobi followed Kakuzu into his room, Kakuzu pointed to a solid bed.
"Put him on here," he ordered.
Tobi placed Deidara gently on the bed and handed Kakuzu Deidara's arm, then stepped away as Kakuzu looked him over.
Tobi, feeling a bit bored, looked around the Akatsuki Treasurer's room.
Kakuzu sure has some interesting tools on his wall! Tobi thought, as he held up a finger to touch the edge of-
"Don't touch that," Kakuzu warned as he still worked on Deidara. Tobi immediately pulled back.
Why he even bothered to warn him, he didn't know. He would have liked to see that creepy masked wannabe get hurt without him even doing anything.
Kakuzu muttered under his breath as he began stitching up Deidara's arm.
…...
"Ohhhh…" Deidara moaned.
Tobi immediately brightened up at hearing his Senpai wake up and rushed over to his side.
"Senpai! Senpai!"
"Be quiet Tobi," Kakuzu warned. He really didn't like dealing with over the top, exuberant people. Especially since he had to deal with Hidan every day...
"Oh right! Tobi will be quiet! Shhh…" Tobi whispered to himself.
DEIDARA'S POV:
Oh man…I feel like crap…
I groaned at the nauseating pain I felt. My arm felt surprisingly better than before. I wanted to scream at that pain earlier but Tobi was nearby…
"Deidara." I heard a cold, deep voice speak nearby and slowly opened my eyes to see Kakuzu looming over me.
"Heeey Kakuzu…" I smiled slightly. "You put my arm back on?"
"Both of them. Since you managed to loose both your arms."
"So Zetsu did find it?" I asked excitedly. I knew it would take some time to retrieve it but this soon was great!
"Kakuzu, you're the man. Thanks."
"Don't let it happen again," he warned.
"I got it, I got it," I replied coolly. "So uh…how much can I move my arms?"
"As much as you like. But if you don't want them stitched up again I'd lay off using them much at tall for at least a week."
"Huh!" I grumbled. We'll see…
"Senpai!...Senpai!... Senpai!" I just registered Tobi had been calling my name this whole time.
"What, Tobi?" I asked, already starting to feel exhausted.
"You're alright! Tobi is soooo glad Senpai!"
"Yeah…" I mumbled.
"Tobi has an idea!"
"I hate to think of what that might be…" I said in a low voice.
Seriously. I hate to think of it.
"A "Deidara's Arms Are Back On" Party!"
Kakuzu and I both gave him a look saying, Don't even think about it.
"Alright, alright. Tobi understands!" Tobi laughed with his hands up in surrender.
"Get up when you can,"Kakuzu ordered as he got up and left.
I nodded and laid my head back down on the bed.
I must still be suffering from blood loss, cuz as I saw Tobi leave, I could have sworn he had a skip in his beat and a mischievous giggling as he left.
No way would be try and actually make that party a reality. I'd be the laughing stock of the group. But not before I'd kill Tobi.
Ah well…I know he wouldn't dare do it…
A sudden fear came over me.
Would he?
THE END!