again, short i know, but like i said this thing is like 10 years old, so i wasn't exactly at the top of my game. i've come a long way. still. hope you guys like it. i do. i can see my mistakes and i can tell i was 16 when i wrote it, but i'm fond of it since it was my first real story.

"We don't." Naruto's head snapped up at Sasuke's response. Was the raven out of his mind?

"We have to, dude. You can't ignore something like this. Sleeping with your sister's boyfriend and waking up married doesn't stay a secret for long...me sleeping with my girlfriend's twin brother is...people will know okay? We can't lie about it." Naruto slipped the ring off his finger and threw it into his hoodie pocket. He turned around and looked Sasuke in the eyes. They met his own blue ones with a lot more calm than Naruto currently felt.

"It's not lying, Naruto. Look. All we have to do is go down to the courthouse and get it annulled. People do dumb shit like this when they're drunk all the time. The courts know that, and they have ways of quickly fixing it. We send her out to lunch, and by the time she gets back this will all be over." Naruto thought about it. It was too easy.

"Sasuke, that won't work. We had sex. That means it was consummated. You can't annul that. It would have to go down as a divorce. Those take time. Oh my god! I can't believe it slept with a guy. I had sex...with a dude. Fuck! No! Not fuck. Shit!" Sasuke cursed under his breath and let his head fall into his hands. What he needed was coffee. The two of them looked up when they heard the door burst open. Shuta looked at the two of them with a confused look on her face before walking over to Sasuke and inspecting his hand. Her hand flew to her mouth in horror.

"Oh my god. It's true. You guys actually fucking did it. I heard Kiba talking about it, but I never thought..." Her face turned a pale color, and she shot off to the bathroom. The boys heard her retching into the toilet.

Naruto walked into the bathroom. Shuta was sitting on the floor wiping her mouth with a towel, and was now also crying hysterically. He put a hand on her shoulder, but it was quickly pushed away.

"Don't fucking touch me Naruto. What the hell? What the fuck were you thinking?"

"Baby. Don't be angry. This isn't my fault. I was drunk, and so was he."

"That's not a reason. You still did it."

"I can't remember doing it! I'm just as shocked as you are."

"YOU SLEPT WITH MY BROTHER! MY FUCKING BROTHER!" She lowered her voice a bit. "Just because a person is drunk doesn't mean they're held unaccountable, Naruto. I don't sleep with other men when I'm drunk, do I?. Go away." Part of him wanted to point out that this was his dorm, but he decided that now was not the time to pick that fight. He just wanted to smooth this over, fix the problem, and move on.

"Baby. Please. Let me fix this."

"Nothing is going to fix this. I can't forgive you for this kind of betrayal. I thought you were a better guy than the rest, Naruto. I can't believe you would hurt me this way. We're done. Go run back to my brother. Apparently he's more your type. You'll only talk about marrying me. You actually did it with him. So much for you always saying that you 'wanted to wait so it could be special for both of us'" She wiped her mouth one last time and walked out the door. He looked in the mirror. He looked tired, and sore. And he was. He'd never admit it, but his ass was killing him.

"Well, I guess we know who catches." He said out loud, and finally managed to laugh a bit at the situation. He heard a smack from outside the door, and walked back into the bedroom.

"You two deserve each other." Shuta stormed out of the room. Naruto sat on the bed next to Sasuke who was rubbing his now red cheek.

"So what are we going to do?" He asked.

"I guess we get a divorce. There isn't much more we can do. This whole thing is like one big joke anyway. I'm sorry about Shuta, Naruto. She shouldn't have been so rough on you. She should have given you a shot."

"She just...I thought she would at least try and let me fix it, or let me explain, not that I would have much to tell her since my memory is shot, but we've been together for so long I thought she would at least hear me out."

"She freaked out on me too. She thought I tricked you."

"Into marrying you, or sleeping with you?" Naruto raised an eyebrow. Sasuke merely shrugged.

"She's never really liked the idea of me being gay. The whole twin thing, ya know. She thought that what she saw as a 'flaw' in me, would some how rub off on her in some freaky twin way. She just kind of ignores it. Now this happens? That's the largest source of her anger right now, even though she is angry at both of us." Naruto blinked. He hadn't seen that one coming. Then again twenty-four hours ago he never would have foreseen an almost casual conversation with his ex-girlfriend's gay brother, right after they got married.

"Maybe she'll change her mind when this whole thing is fixed." Naruto said hopefully.

"Maybe. Despite that little display Shuta is very forgiving." They fell into a tense silence. Finally Sasuke stood up. Grabbing a piece of paper from the desk by the door he wrote something on it, and handed it to Naruto.

"I have to get going. Call me if you need to talk or something. I'm not blind to the fact that you just got dumped. We'll sort out the paperwork when i get back from school next month." He gave Naruto an almost shy, yet very chaste kiss on the cheek before walking out the door. Naruto had no idea what that gesture meant, but he finally took the chance to absorb what had happened. He looked at it from every angle while laying in his bed despondently, and in the end decided to crawl under the blankets and go back to sleep.