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Naruto (Orochimaru) stood up from being knocked down by a furious Sakura. He rubbed the large purple bump on his head and approached Tsunade's desk.
"Listen Tsunade, I'm a busy man and I need a mission to my…I mean Orochimaru's lair." Oro said, narrowing his eyes at Tsunade.
"Naruto, don't get so close. Your breath smells like rotten milk and failure," Tsunade pushed his face away, "I want the two of you to travel to Orochimaru's lair and spy on him. For some odd reason I will not be sending a jonin with you, like Kakashi or something, because the author seems to think you too can handle it. Plus, being as this the last chapter, IceWolf seems to want you two to go at it alone." Tsunade said.
"Wait a minute, are you saying this is the last chapter? No!! I'm never in anyone's story! If this ends and there is some other new body-switching story with not me, everyone will forget about me." Oro fell to his knees and started to bawl.
"Come on Naruto, you don't have it that bad. The creator hates me and will probably never put me another one of her stories again." Sakura said, helping up Oro. (Me: It's true.)
At Oro's lair two days later
"It's about time we got here. It usually only takes us at a day and a half. I told you we shouldn't have stopped at McDonald's." Sakura complained as they arrived.
"They had SpongeBob toys; he's like the best character, other than me, on the planet. I mean, he's square…square!" Oro giggled while playing with his plushie SpongeBob.
"Sakura, Naruto, surprised to see me?" a voice said from behind a bush.
"Um not really, we can't even see you." Oro complained and Sakura nodded.
"Fine I'll come out. People just don't seem to have any sense of…oh my God! It's a bee! Get it away, get it away! It might mess up my battle suit, no!" Sasuke came from out of the bushes screaming and swatting at a bee while dressed in a ballerina costume.
Kabuto and Orochimaru (Naruto) came out from inside the tall building and grabbed Sasuke, scaring away the "monster" attacking him.
"Sasuke, why are you dressed in a ballerina costume?" Sakura asked, totally confused.
"Sasuke-kun! How is my favorite student? Have you been brushing your teeth? I hope you've been wearing your footie pajamas to avoid the creepy-crawlers of the night from stealing your right pinky-toe like what happened in that dream you had last week." Oro cooed.
"N-Naruto, how did you know all of that?" Sasuke asked, turning red.
"That's right; I still am not in my gorgeous body that I adore. Hey you, in the wonderful body. The one that looks like the awesome Orochimaru. Get out of my body, believe it! Wait a minute; did I just say 'believe it'? Hurry up before I become a total geek with no life" Oro snapped at Naruto, realizing what was happening to him.
"Sasuke, I think you might have switched Naruto and Lord Orochimaru's bodies, hurry and fix it." Kabuto whispered.
"Orochimaru and…Orochimaru, come with me." Sasuke directed while Sakura turned around and headed back to Konoha while twitching her eye off.
Sasuke directed to the same pod from before, only with a second pod attached.
"I attached this one after 'Orochimaru' tried to get me to do the Twirling Flower Jutsu. I will not stoop to that level." Kabuto patted the new pod.
"Twirling Flower Jutsu?" Oro asked.
"Yeah it's this awesome new jutsu other Orochimaru taught me. All I need to do it is the correct hand signs and this manly battle suit." Sasuke said, straightening his white skirt.
"We'll talk about this later." Oro said stepping inside the main pod.
Naruto stepped inside the new pod and Sasuke pulled the switch. Both babies screamed and a large lightening-like noise. Both pods opened at both ignoramuses stumbled out.
"What just happened?" Naruto stood up to find himself in his own body. Orochimaru was the same.
"Oh my beautiful face, did you miss me?!" Oro rubbed his face and checked for whiskers.
"So, what should we do now?" Naruto asked.
"How about we get some Taco Bell or something?" Kabuto suggested.
"Sure, that'll be great," Oro said and they started toward Taco Bell, "Believe it, now I can't stop saying it!"
"Orochimaru, stop trying to steal my catch phrase!" a whack was heard and Oro screamed like a girl as they for some reason headed towards the sunset.
"Why is the sunset there? Is IceWolf trying to make a heroic ending or something" Kabuto asked.
"You know what, that sun seems to be getting closer and closer by the second. It's almost like…I can touch it," Naruto reached toward the sunset, "Owwwww, my hand. Stupid animated sun! Curse you IceWolf!!" Naruto screamed. (Me: That's for Pein-sama!)
NOTE: This is indeed my last chapter of If Naruto were Orochimaru series. Please leave comments on what you thought of the story and if you want me to make another one like this. I would be happy to if a lot of people wanted it. If you have any ideas or advice for the next one, just say it in your comments. Thanks for reading!