Chapter 4: Konnichiwa, Koneko-chan!

by BluLurv

Zakuro came out of the dressing room with Ryou wolf whistling behind her, getting a spectacular view of her back.

"So where is the cake? I bet Akasaka-kun did a great job on it." Zakuro asked.

"Ichigo helped and Pudding ran a taste-test,"Ryou scooted uncomfortably close to her.

"Get away from me, you hentai-pervert!" Zakuro was getting anxious.

"Fine," Ryou put on a puppy dog face. "Purin dunked her head in the cake and-"

"We thought we could put together another one for you, na no da!" Purin piped up, keen to fix her mistake.

"Then spread it all over your body an-"

"Ryou." Keiichiro warned. "This story is rated T."

"Hai on the cake, Iie for the yucky stuff!" Zakuro walked again to the dressing room to change into her waitress uniform.

"C'mon!" She called out!

"OK, nya, let's start!" Ichigo followed.

Kishu was thinking about Ichigo's creamy legs, her smooth porcelain skin-

Hey, this story is still rated T!

Her plentiful bosoms, and how he would like to-
Pai had a berserker rage and accidentally knocked Kishu out.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the author's power.

Kishu woke up two hours later in a dark ally with all of the Mew-Mews surrounding him.

"Please don't rape me!" He cowered. Zakuro rolled her eyes.

"Your friends ruined my party. Explain, punk." She threatened with her fist.

"At least I got to see Taru-Taru again!" Purin shouted, but was soon silenced by a death glare from Mint.

"W-what? Atashi... atashi... I was being put under the Imperius Curse by You-Know-Who!" She quickly made up a lame excuse for Zakuro to slap him. He was up too late watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

Haha... I won't forgive you, Kishu!

Suddenly Ichigo got up and kissed him. As everyone stared in shock, she pulled away.

"Now will you tell us?" She asked, looking him straight in the eye.

"Haaaaaiiii..." Kishu said, drooling, apparently in some kind of trance.

"Pai knocked me out and wanted to flirt with Zakuro and ruin the party and Taruto tagged along. You're hot. Will you kiss me again?" She said and Ichigo patted his head. She shook her head no.

"First, he should get a haircut before he flirts with me! Akasaka-kun looks good in long hair. Pigtails go to Pai as little girls go to Moulin Rouge." Zakuro said.

"Thank you BluLurv, for letting me knock out Kishu." Pai said up to the sky.

Don't mention it.

"Yeah, and thanks for locking me and Purin in a closet!" Taruto also shouted.

Yeah, I was watching. Score, dude! (And you readers may think I a guy after saying this, I am not.)

"What the hell!" He stared at the ground blankly after his outburst.

So how did you like it? REVIEW, REVIEW, REVIEW! Use constructive critisism when reviewing, please! I am going to answer to your reviews.

Moonlight-Kris- Thanks, and keep on reading!
Mew Blueberry- there isn't an exact romanization, but thank you!

Phantom's Bride- I am a slow writer. Woe on me! I'll try, don't worry.
XSain- This doesn't really count as a review,and if you read it you'll know what it's about. I'll try to update as soon as I can.
Kishu-san- Thank you, I am trying to add more humor in the story!
Simma- Wow, a big compliment for my first story! You rock, nya!

Hai- Yes

Iie- No

Hentai- a form of (Inappropriate) Japanese comic

Atashi- I or me