Diary of Zidane Tribal
Note: Heya! Updated! Okay, I'll write it here now. This is the fic that is in the low priority list…so sorry! I'm trying to finish Rat in the Hat so I can work on new fics and update more! If I don't update this on a regular basis, I'm sorry. Anyway, enjoy! (Oh, and this fic will go until the end…so Memoria and beyond baby!)
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July Seventeenth
Crap. I just realized I've gone through…PUBERTY! Yeah. I'm a late bloomer. What can I say?
So, I'm going through all the classics. Like, -censored-
Damn.
Maybe, I can get a moustache…I'd look so damn sexy…although I'm already sexy…
…FOR MY SHIRT!
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You got soul, you got class, you got style, you're bad ass…
I have a TON of soul…and style…but class? Psh…
Well, maybe I'm not bad ass…
Today, Eiko decided to take us to the Iifa Tree. I was excited…until I found out that I couldn't do it with Dagger in the tree.
Vivi would copy me…and it wouldn't be pretty…
So, we had to roam a dead tree and fight skeletons.
I could've sworn one was trying to strip for me.
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There was this place…in the center of the tree. All…greenish…
Reminded me of Terra…
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The oh so mighty authoress said not to talk about Terra…because I haven't learned too much about myself yet.
I have learned…MANY things about myself thank you very much!
Like, I'm related to Miaka from Fushigi Yugi!
Gasp.
Yeah. You heard me right. Miaka. Got it? Good. Yeah. So…
What did you have for breakfast today?
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Kuja: Ahhh…so my brother finally realizes…THAT I AM NAKAGO! Evil, yet very sexy. (Conceit and a compliment.)
Dagger: (looks ghetto and goth…at the same time.) This is all Zidane's effing fault.
Steiner: Princess?
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July Eighteenth
I have met…dun, dun, dun…Amarant Coral!
Lyke…OMG! hes soooo kewl!shift11!
No. He's not.
He's a pain in the frickin ass.
I'm too nice to use the actual 'F' word. That and the authoress won't use it.
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Amarant is pretty good in a fight. I'll admit that. But…in a beauty contest?
LAWL.
I'll win. Fo shizzle!
Dammit…I was so nice to him. I didn't do my super special kung-fu moves!
Yeah. Kung-fu. Everybody was kung-fu fighting!
Too bad Eiko woke up when I was singing it.
"Ummm…Zidane?" she asked.
"Piss off."
Hell yeah.
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Well, another damn chapter of my life is over.
Thank god.
I'm gonna hate tomorrow…so, I'll just go to bed.
In my sexy shirt!
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Lani: Oh crap…perverted monkey boy…
Amarant: (shifty eyes)
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Note: CRAP! I haven't updated ANYTHING for the past three weeks! Forget what I said up there…on a good day, I can write a chapter for this in twenty minutes! So, I can at least update this. One main reason I haven't updated…is because I've been chatting on Neo a lot! Must…stop! Anyway, I need some ideas…got any? Please?