Good day my fellow readers! Today is the day for a continuation of Return of the Capturing God Season II from its hiatus! Witness the chaos of the Second Capturing God and fellow warriors as they duke it out in the Chunin Exam Finals!

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Time is worthless to Naruto, for him, he had all the time in the world to play his endless supply of galges as they constantly appear in his room as he conquered yet again another 12 heroines in his God of Conquest form. The only times he's ever gone out was to either eat, use the bathroom, or transforming into Mio and go with Shinobu to use Sasuke as their beat up doll.

"Ah, so many routes, so many scenarios, so many stories, so little time." The Second Capturing God mused. He devoted his whole life to galges. He was saved by galges, lived a life as a galge, and merged with galges. For his body was truly, made of galges.

Elsie, who peeked in looked nervous at her Kami-sama, he was much different from the one she once worked with, this one actually treated her like family and had performed miracles that only a god would be able to perform. But right now she knew she was walking in dangerous levels, when her Kami-sama is in a good mood, do not, repeat, do NOT ruin his mood or face divine wrath on a level so terrifying, that even the Devils of Old Hell would quiver in fear.

"Yes Elsie?" Naruto asked from his seat as Elsie looked spooked of how he knew she was there without turning to look, truly a god's power! "A-Ano, Kami-sama, today's the Chunin Exam, it starts in 15 minutes." Elsie stuttered as she watched the hands of a god freeze. Elsie felt her spine shiver as Naruto slowly turned in a corpselike manner as he had a very, very, serious face. "Really?" he asked quietly as Elsie nodded. Within the next five minutes, it was utterly silent as Naruto resumed his gaming, finishing the last of them and proceeded to turn everything off as he exited the building, with really big sneakers on.

Elsie watched, noticing a bunch of golden rings floating in mid-air as Naruto crouched down. Then a counter appeared overhead with a countdown of 3, 2, 1…GO! With that, Naruto took off as a speeding yellow blur, collecting rings as the protagonist of this game was proceeding to reach his goal. The villagers of Konoha have no idea what the blur of yellow was as a satellite from Tokyo 15 detected the super speeding object and deployed a speed squadron in formula racecars to investigate the speeding yellow object.

As Naruto was running at speeds no human can perform (minus Gai and his mini-me Lee) collecting golden rings, he heard engines roaring as he skidded to a halt. In front of him were three racecars parked to the side as the drivers stood out, looking at him with serious expressions. "This is the one responsible for this? But he's just a kid." One of the drivers said, getting a twitch from Naruto. The middle one of the three, the leader he guessed, walked up to him with a serious look on his face.

"We are the S-Team, and we are here to bring you in for some questions by the government. Due to you shinobi causing chaos on our world after the discovery of it, we risk everything to learn how to counteract them. But you, you are the biggest threat of all. No human should move that fast. If you come with us, we'll let you off easy after we dissect your body molecule by molecule." He told him. This made Naruto smirk as he turned around and dashed off at incredible speed. "Fine, well do this the hard way then." The leader smirked as the three went into their cars, revving up the engines as they gave pursuit.

"They call themselves the S-Team huh? The S must stand for slow-motion." Naruto mused before laughing as the cars surrounded him. "Oh no, I'm surrounded. What will I ever do?" he asked mockingly as he smirked and faded from existence much to the other's surprise. "Where'd he go?" one of the drivers asked as they heard a knock on his window to see Naruto wink at him before disappearing again. This time, he was on top of the leader's car, looking upside down the front window, much to the leader's surprise.

"Hey you, listen to me! This is dangerous! It's irresponsible! What happens if kids or even Fanfiction readers start trying this?" the driver demanded as Naruto stood up straight as he put his hand under his chin as he started thinking. Then he turned to the screen, "Kids and Fanfic readers out there. Don't use Formula 1 race cars to chase super ninjas or hedgehogs!" he shouted as he jumped off and dashed off ahead of the S-Team.

"Why that little…!" the leader growled in anger, "If its speed you want, then its speed you'll get!" he shouted. "Guys, stand down, I'm going Nitro on that brat!" he ordered as the other two cars slowed down as the gears of the Nitro engine within the race car started gaining more speed as it soon passed Naruto as the leader smirked. "Ha, let's see you beat this speed kid!" he taunted as he continued on, "The only way that kid could beat this ride is unless he went supersonic." He told himself as he looked to his left to see a yellow flash pass him.

*Slow motion effect activate!*

What the leader saw was one Naruto Uzumaki, Capturing God and playboy, dashing past him while pulling down his eyelid with one finger while sticking his tongue out while flipping the bird at him with the other finger before speeding past him.

*Normal speed go!*

The leader was agape, that kid was running at the speed of sound! He was snapped out of his stupor when an alarm on the car started blaring as he realized that if he didn't stop the car now, he'll blow out the engine. He activated the parachutes and hit the brakes as the car skidded to a halt as the boy ran up a building and went up to the sky. "That kid is something else…" the man muttered as he got out of the car and looked up at the running human rocket.

Naruto kept running, noticing he was in a black void with little lights as he continued running. "Odd, where am I?" he thought as he saw…the moon. "Whoops, wrong direction." He muttered to himself as he altered reality again and steered himself around the moon as he started descending downwards to the Elemental Nations again.

*Konoha Stadium*

Here in this arena, are the genin who were lucky winners of the preliminary matches as they waited for their final competitor to show up. The name of said person is one Naruto Uzumaki. The Capturing God, playboy, womanizer, Reality Bender, and his most infamous title of all….That Damn-Idiot-You-Can-Stab, Punch, Kick, Smash, etc. and it won't do a damn thing damnit. As he was running very late for the show, "Hn, maybe he gave up and left for his annoying games." One Sasuke Uchiha huffed with annoyance as he was bashed in the head by a fist made of sand, courtesy of Gaara. "Do not insult the galges simpleton." He warned the Uchiha with intense hostility as Shikamaru sighed and looked up at the clouds, wishing to be as free as them.

That was when he noticed a glowing dot heading towards their direction from above and his instincts told him to get out of the arena fast, which he did. The other contestants and the proctor wondered why he did that as they also looked up and realized what that was. "Oh shit…" they group minus Gaara thought as the stadium was engulfed in an explosion as dust kicked up as everyone was coughing from the dust as they looked down to see what caused that.

Lo and behold, the most unpredictable ninja, if you can call him that, has appeared in all of his sensational style and glory. "Hello everyone, Naruto Uzumaki, your beloved Capturing God, ready for action!" he said with a dynamic pose as the dust settled in. Dosu was out for the count as he crashed headfirst into one of the walls due to the explosion of one Naruto, Shikamaru was safe somewhere upstairs, Temari used her wind manipulation to protect herself, Kankuro hid in his puppet to shield himself from the explosion, Gaara merely used his sand as a barrier to absorb the impact of Naruto's entrance, Shino was with Shikamaru as he to noticed Naruto coming down from above and logically followed the Nara and away from danger, and Sasuke…he got cooked by the heat of the explosion but is still ready to fight.

"Yo! Sorry I'm late, a bunch of people from national security were after me so I had to run over the moon just to lose them." Naruto greeted with a mock salute in a very, very, Kakashi-like way causing everyone to sweat drop at that. "Ooookaaayyy…? The proctor replied from his wall of earth protecting him from the explosion as he started the match between Naruto and Neji as everyone had left the battle grounds. "Hmph, if that ridiculous stunt of yours is anything to go by, then you've already lost. Fate has decreed it." Neji scoffed in annoyance as Naruto was…playing his PFP with headphones one. "Hey! Are you even listening to me!?" Neji demanded as Naruto looked up and pulled out his headphones. "Hm, you say something?" he asked in a very bored monotone voice rivaling Kakashi himself.

Neji gritted his teeth, trying to remain calm and not get riled up like that. For some reason, that boy pissed him off without even trying. No, Fate was testing his patience, to see if he would take up on the chance of humiliation by setting him up against this, this, dull-witted numbskull dunce of whack that won't stop annoying him. Fate wanted him to win, to make him prove that reality can't be bent to one's whims like this so called "Reality Bender" this Uzumaki kid was named for.

Neji got in the Gentle Fist stance as Naruto played his PFP, completely ignorant of what his opponent was planning…or was he? "You are within range of my divination!" Neji exclaimed as the symbol of the Eight Trigrams circle appeared in a psychic sense as he failed to notice Naruto's fingers stopped moving. "Eight Trigrams: 64 Palms…" Neji started as he dashed towards Naruto who prepared for him. "Game, on." He muttered as circuit like patterns appeared on his arms as time slowed down as Naruto observed the speed of Neji's movements in slow motion. Using the Sands of Time always was fun to use on people like him.

Since time was slowed at the whims of Naruto, he decided to brutally torment Neji with one blow. "Program Set: No Second Strike."

Naruto leaped away from his slow moving opponent and got into a stance and moved in a martial arts style, moving his arms as he gathered chi to render his opponent powerless. "With my ba ji, two strikes are not needed! Anger! Mastery! Seven wounds of gushing blood..." he started as he made one step towards his opponent and delivered a punch to the chest, "A purified death!" he finished as time moved normally as everyone blinked at how fast the blow went, with the Hyuga clan's own shock of how the Gentle Fist was defeated, with one blow.

Neji coughed up blood as he fell on his back, rendered useless from the blow as his own chakra was tearing him apart from the inside. Standing over him, Naruto smirked. "That's what you get for doing that to family jerk. And by the way, anyone can change their fate. They just have to go beyond their limits in order to overcome it, that's how I did it anyways." He said as he walked off as the medics took Neji away. The entire audience wondered how such a battle ended in such a short amount of time. Naruto was decreed the winner of the match and resumed to watching the rest.

He had to admit, Shino was the ace against a puppet user like Kankuro. It was pretty much a game of cat and mouse in a way as Shino's bugs tried to find Kankuro through many means as the puppeteer himself used many alternative methods into moving his puppet and its poison in order to weaken Shino for the final blow. But in the end, a female bug of Shino's led to his victory as he had a second swarm sneak from behind and devour Kankuro's chakra, rendering the puppet user powerless as Shino was declared the victor. Naruto made a mental note of getting pesticide and some frogs in order to scar the bug user for life when they fought.

Shikamaru's match against Temari was next, and Naruto was bored of silence so he gave Shikamaru a headphone with a mike attacked to it so they can hear what Shikamaru and Naruto were talking about. Right now, Shikamaru was hiding under the shadows of trees as Temari was attacking him with wind jutsu as the commentary started. "Wow Shikamaru, she's one tough cookie. How are you going to get out of this one?" Naruto asked as speakers around the entire stadium echoed his question. "Well, I have several strategies laid out right now as I am currently performing one of them at the moment as it has failed epically, how troublesome." Shikamaru replied as he failed to capture Temari with his Shadow Possession with the plan of extending his shadow via the use of his vest in a make shift parachute to create more room for his shadow to grow.

"I see what you mean Shikamaru, oh, and out of the subject…Is Temari your type of gal?" Naruto asked from his mike as Shikamaru snorted. "No way, she's as subtle as a rhino. Plus she might even be scarier than my mom." He replied causing the audience to chuckle as Temari developed a twitch and a tick mark on her head. "You sure? She fits your description of not too pretty or too ugly when looking for a girl." Naruto replied.

"I know, but I can just picture being married to her already. All I can see when I wake up to her is nag, nag, and nag." Shikamaru retorted as Temari twitched again. "You sure, because I'm certain you both can work something out so it won't be a pain later on in life." Naruto said as Shikamaru chuckled. "Trust me; I wouldn't marry her even if she was the last girl on the planet! Because she's-"

Twitch

"…just-"

Twitch

"…too-"

Twitch

"…Troublesome!"

"That's it, die! Kamaitachi no Jutsu!" Temari snarled in feminine anger as she swung her iron fan as a giant wave of wind hit the area where Shikamaru was hiding in. "Wow, she's not holding back on you man, maybe she likes you!" Naruto exclaimed as Temari glared up at him, "You shut it Uzumaki!" Temari snapped at him as Naruto held his hands up in surrender as she noticed she couldn't move at all. "No way…" she muttered, with utter disbelief as she turned her head and looked down to see Shikamaru's shadow touching hers, allowing him to control her movements. "Shadow Possession Jutsu, complete." Shikamaru mused as he walked towards her, with her doing the same to him against her own will, leaving her fan behind.

"H-how did you-"

"Capture you? It was simple really." He replied as he pointed to the crater Naruto made in his entrance, as his shadow was connected to it. "I used the shadows in that crater, with the ones from the trees to extend my shadow to a degree that it would be made possible, but I also have to thank the clouds for giving me an advantage with less light in the area." He explained as he began to raise his hand. Temari closed her eyes, knowing that he was going to strike her while she was helpless and defenseless. "I give up." He said bluntly and calmly. This caused everyone minus Naruto and Shino to freeze with a 'WTF' look on their expressions as they all looked at Shikamaru for why he gave up already.

"While I did have over 200 various steps in defeating you, I am low on chakra, and my next opponents would crush me very quickly and effectively before I could pull off anything on them. That and I can't bring myself to hit a woman. It's too troublesome and I would be called a woman abuser if I did." He explained as he sighed. Temari blinked, she lost, but at the same time she won. It was…anticlimactic and depressing in her opinion. "I want a rematch when the time comes. And I will outsmart you." She told him, it wasn't a promise, it was an oath. "How troublesome…" he muttered as he went to the stands as Temari went with the other contestants as the next match between Sasuke and Gaara was about to begin.

As Sasuke and Gaara came down, they had an intense stare down right in the eye, waiting for the battle to begin as the air began to become intense with anticipation.

*Kage Box*

"This will be over quick." Spoke the Kazekage as Hizuren looked over at the man with a raised eyebrow. "Oh? Care to tell me why Lord Kazekage?" Hizuren asked as Orochimaru sitting to his left chuckled. "Simple Sarutobi-sensei, Gaara wants to face Uzumaki the most out of all the competitors here." He replied as Hizuren nodded and looked at his rouge student. "And why are you here Orochimaru? Because I can have you arrested anytime now." He asked with a serious tone in his voice as Orochimaru chuckled again. "Well I wanted to see how Dosu would do in the name of the Sound Village. But it seems he's out of commission for the time being. And it's even before the start of the tournament. Looks like I'll have to go and retrain my Genin a bit more before I have them take on. And I'm protected by the Chunin Exam laws since I'm the leader of my village that has come to visit." He replied as Hizuren Sarutobi cursed the name of Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, knowing that bastard is somehow responsible for making this possible in some way.

Said Wizard Marshal was laughing in another dimension. After meeting one Naruko Uzumaki and his "granddaughter" so to speak, Zelretch was off to the Mage Association, planning to torment another genius of theirs and pull out new pranks he's discovered in some of his previous travels. Ah, the life of a dimensional traveler never ceases to amuse him.

Naruto Uzumaki resisted the urge to die of laughter at the sight of his teammate. Sasuke was being smacked across the arena like a rag doll with no restraint as he was heavily bruised as the infamous slow motion effect activated as Sasuke looked at him with a hand outstretched. "Tag out man! Tag out!" he begged as Naruto sighed and slapped the hand. Time move forward as Sasuke was announced forfeiting the match as Naruto jumped into the arena with a bored expression.

"We meet again Capturing God, your reign is about to end." Gaara stated in monotone voice as Naruto sensed something was off with Gaara. "I see…you've begun your conquest on heroines in the game world. But you are still a rookie kid, I won't go down easily." Naruto replied as his eyes gleamed dangerously. "You don't understand Naruto Uzumaki, your reign as the Capturing God is drawing to its end in this match. I, the Capturing Demon, will surpass you." Gaara replied as the sand began moving as Naruto sighed. "…Game on." He whispered, his aria taken effect as he began to counter Gaara's sand. From his pocket, Naruto pulled out a strange capsule object as he tossed it in the air, summoning forth…a walking blue crocodile. "Toto, Rain Dance, then use Surf." Naruto ordered as the creature complied.

The entire place was raining as out of nowhere, a giant wave flooded the entire arena, soaking everyone head to toe with water as the water level quickly died down. Gaara was drenched to the bone like a wet dog and shook himself off as Naruto stood there, all nice and dry as he recalled the crocodile as it disappeared into the round capsule as he pocketed it away. "That is my power as the Second Capturing God. If Keima Katsuragi, the Progenitor was the test type of all Capturing Gods with the power to conquer any game, while failing to bring them to life, his successor, me, have done so!" Naruto explained as Gaara snarled, noticing his sand was now heavy and difficult to use.

"I'll make you pay for that…UZUMAKI NARUTO!" Gaara roared as the ground shook as a giant column of sand erupted from the ground as Gaara stood on top, his eyes dancing with madness.

I am the bane of my PFP

With that, Naruto dashed up the pillar, dodging the spikes erupting from within as he created a drill of pure energy. "Just who the hell do you think I am?! I am Naruto Uzumaki, Second Capturing God, King of Badassness, Heaven Shaker, Wooer of Ladies, Banchō of Konoha, and King of the World! Do you think I'm just gonna roll over and let you do as you please!?" he demanded as he broke through the many spikes and walls of sand with unrelenting fury.

Route is my body, and Love is my blood

"Too bad Uzumaki, I will surpass even you when it comes to the game world!" Gaara roared as sand versions of the Slime monsters came into existence as Naruto slashed on with a sword from the game world made into real life. He then ducked under the swords of a goblin as he split it into two as he made his way up. "Too bad rookie, you're dealing with a pro. And what's with these lame sand counterparts? Total disgrace to the game characters and such!" Naruto demanded as he punched the pillar, causing it to crumble as Gaara took to the skies, which Naruto did as well with a fighter jet he created.

I have conquered over a thousand heroines

The audience in the crowd cannot believe what they are seeing, and were getting annoyed that the fight has taken to the skies, which were still cloudy as a giant screen appeared. "Hello there everyone whose watching this! This is Elsie Uzumaki, young cousin to Naruto-nii-sama, reporting to you live from the battle in the air!" Elsie exclaimed with energetic joy. "As you can see, Nii-san is currently in a dogfight with Suna's infamous Gaara of the Desert, in a frightening battle to the death, who will win?!" she asked with excitement in her voice as they watched on the screen the dogfight as both Naruto and Gaara tried to overcome each other, in this clash of the titans.

Naruto steered his jet as he avoided another sand missile from Gaara, as he fired a storm of bullets onto his opponent as Gaara's sand defended him from the barrage. "Damn, he's good…But I'm better." Naruto smirked as he fired a missile, filled with pure napalm in it as it collided with one of Gaara's more durable barriers. The result, massive fireworks with the barrier of sand turned into glass. "Why you…!" Gaara growled as he charged headfirst onto the jet, looking into the cockpit with anger and madness in his eyes as Naruto narrowed his eyes. "Time to bust a move!" Naruto muttered as he ejected the cockpit as he gave Gaara a mock salute as Gaara's eyes widen as the jet exploded.

"Hah, that'll teach him." Naruto mused as he kicked back as his cockpit floated gently down via parachute, enjoying a nice cup of espresso as he took a nice long sip. "Ah…I love my job." Naruto sighed with content as he heard something banging on his cockpit, which made his sixth sense kick in. "Shit!" he cursed as he jumped out of his cockpit and started free falling, just in time as the cockpit of his destroyed jet was destroyed by Gaara's sand, which was now chasing after him.

"You will fall Uzumaki!" Gaara cried out with twisted glee as Naruto cursed himself and started to mentally file through his skills list and found a spell from one of his many fighting games that proved to be useful. "How about a…Hydro Cannon?!" he demanded as he fired a destructive beam of water at the sand as he descended to the ground from the kickback of the power.

Gaara smirked, forcing the boy back to the ground, his ace territory, would change the tide of battle in his favor.

Unknown to Shirou Emiya

Nor known to Negi Springfield

"Trying to get me to your dominate element eh? Well I work well on any terrain!" Naruto shouted as the air around him rippled as various weapons started firing themselves at Gaara whose defenses were starting to increase as he began creating more sand from the earth. "It's pointless, and whatever spell you're planning to use will be rendered null once I'm finished with you." Gaara told Naruto who snorted. "Trust me; you'll know why I'm the best of all Capturing Gods once I'm done with you." Naruto replied.

Have withstood pain to win many hearts

"Then you're as good as dead Uzumaki!" Gaara snarled as the sand raced towards the Capturing God. "Well, if that's the case…" he said pulling a regular handgun and pointing it to his head. "Then I'll burn my dread…!" he finished as he pulled the trigger, with the sounds of shattering glass echoing the field as an entity came forth and charged at the sand. Blocking them as Gaara and the others looked at the entity with shock. The entity resembled a Banchō as it had a spear resembling a combat knife in its right hand as it raised its left hand, aiming at Gaara. "Izanagi…!" Naruto shouted as a massive bolt of lightning descended from the heavens and smite Gaara's form with no mercy.

"Did that do it…?" Naruto asked himself as the smoke was starting to clear. His senses were pushed to the maximum as he mentally ordered Izanagi to leap back just in time to avoid a massive claw of sand from crushing it. "What the hell was that?!" he thought in shock as he noticed something was wrong with Gaara. He had a gaping wound from Izanagi's lightning as sand started to cover his body, resembling some sort of demon as half of his body was already "transformed". "Izanagi, Deliberate." Naruto commanded as the entity raised its hand towards Gaara as an aura of some sort consumed Gaara as he began to crouch. With that, Naruto dismissed the entity as he prepared to finish of his biggest spell of his arsenal, one that defined him the best of the best of the Capturing God series.

Yet, those hands will never cease to stop playing…

Gaara charged, his mind was destroyed by the madness and desire to kill Naruto as he noticed that his enhanced speed and powers were somehow weakened. Could that strange entity be responsible for this?

So as I play…

Gaara's instincts to run from whatever was coming this way, was overrun from his desire to surpass Naruto. Finishing the current Capturing God and become the new one would prove Suna, no, the whole world of his existence.

Unlimited Galges Works

With a smirk on his face, Naruto taunted Gaara as the area around them was engulfed in light. Everyone gasped in shock, they were both gone. Taken the battle to the next level of existence, just…what are these children? For this was not a battle between ninjas, it was a battle between monsters.

That was when Elsie came into the fray yet again. "Well…due to unexpected situations at hand. The battle and Gaara will continue in the next chapter of Return of the Capturing God. So remember viewers, review and wish Kami-nii-sama the best of luck in the next epic episode of Return of the Capturing God! See you soon!" she said to the audience as she waved her hand, bidding everyone farewell.

"What are you Uzumaki? You appear to be human, but you're not."

"Heh, you now know the truth Gaara. Face the wrath of a God in all of his holy glory…"

Next time on Return of the Capturing God: Unlimited Galges Work-World of Infinite Harems