A/N ok so I just read "How Hogwarts Became a Nudist Colony" and it said something about converting the teachers so I decided why not…
Chapter 4 Join the dark side….we have cookies.
Minerva McGonagall groaned as she woke. Her head felt fuzzy and she discovered that she couldn't move. As she woke further she discovered that she was strangely tied to a chair. When she finally got to opening her eyes she could barely see in the darkness.
Two figures walked into her line of sight. They where wearing black robes and moved in sync with each other. At first Minerva thought that they where death eaters until they started to talk.
"We apologies for the circumstances"
"Leading to this meeting"
"But we need to talk to you"
"It's vital"
"Yes important"
"Very important"
"That we talk and"
"Come to an understanding"
"Yes agreement"
"Collective union"
"We've read your school files"
"Yes we know about kitty"
"The tricks"
"The pranks"
"The entertainment"
"Never caught though"
"Yes never proven guilty"
"We have a proposition"
"Yes an offer of grandiose proportion"
"Good work"
"Thank you I borrowed your dictionary"
Minnie, as she called herself, was getting quite disturbed by this conversation. The two reminded her of the Weasly twins except for one thing. One of the voices was female and the other was male and BOTH where voices that she knew very well.
"What we're trying to say is"
"We want you to join us"
"On the dark side of the moon"
"We have cookies!"
Minerva looked at the two and groaned in exasperation.
"Mr. Potter and Miss Granger release me this instant!" she demanded.
"Can't" Their arms lifted to their heads.
"Sorry" They lowered their hoods.
"First make a decision" They tucked their hands into their sleeves.
"You really want me to join you?" She asked amazed. "Wait a minute! How did you two get me knocked out?"
"We have friends"
"In LOW places"
"Dobby"
"Winky"
"ELVES!"
Minnie looked at the two and saw something in them that she thought she would never see again. The spirit of her brother and best friend was alive in Harry and Hermione was exactly like her sister.
Not many people knew but Minerva was one part of a set of triplets. During their school days Minnie, Marty and Mary where unstoppable, yet they where never caught making trouble. During the war Marty and Mary where killed by Voldermort in an attempt to discourage her and it had worked. Minnie had never been the same after their deaths but here was a chance to reclaim her sanity and youth being offered to her by the two least likely students.
"Ok I'll do it." She said. As she said this, the ropes around her loosened and dropped to the ground. "Ok so where's these cookies you promised me?"
Hermione snapped her fingers and called out "Apprentice Dobby (1) we need cookies and milk"
Dobby appeared with the required items and summoned another chair for himself on Harry's instructions.
"Apprentice Dobby?" Minnie asked.
"In mischief, pranking."
"And CHAOS"
"Right…."Minnie replied. "Well while we're working together, call me Minnie."
"What shall we do first?" Harry asked being the least experienced in the ways of chaos.
"What we do every night Harry, Try and take over the world! Or at least corrupt Dumbledore."(2)
And the true reign of terror started on Hogwarts.
1: Stolen from the Where in the world is Harry potter series….BEST EVER
2: From pinky and the brain…. A really old cartoon….about two mice that try and take over the world every night…..funny