Sari for delays/bad spelling and the jack ss blurr! Now it get's good

I don't own TFA, Very tragic

Summary: Ha like I'm gonna tell you!

Stang Out.


"Ow..." Was the first thing the femme in hiding moaned when she awoke. She had passed out in the three minute surgery. And she'd only made it about a minute and a half in, very sad in her opinion. She peered down at her new body hoping it was good enough to fool the medics. She gasped a little. The framework was thicker, and a little more bulkier. The part where her hips were didn't stand out as much. Sari had done a fantastic job. But when Bee tried to stand she fell backwards on her aft plates. It insulted her a little. She didn't think she put on that much weight.

"Sorry Bee. I forgot to warn you that you might be a little unbalanced at the moment." Sari said as she sheepishly grin. She rubbed the back of her neck, feeling bad for causing her friend even more pain. "Well at least you look more mech like, but what about you golden spark?"

Lucky for both of the girls Bee thought of this too. She had read an article about spark changes. And if you felt an emotion strong enough, it could tint to even color a spark that color. She explained to the younger.

"So all you have to do is be sad about a dead puppy or something?" Sari asked, curiousness taking root in her eyes. This really was all new to her. But, what if... Bumblebee shook her helm of these pesky, annoyong thoughts that plagued her proceessor. But that hardly keep thoughts from creeping from their dark places.

Bumblebee chuckled and quietly said in her soothing voice. " Something along those lines." She began to transform to her alter mode giggling slightly at what Sari had said. 'Dead puppy... that girl's a riot!' Bee found it was slightly harder to transfokrmer, but when she did she quite a bit thick in her interior. Not that any one else would notice...

The robot in disguised open the driver door to let the red head in. Sari smiled at her good friend's humor. Together the pair drove out of the alleys as sneaky as they can, which you can imagine is not that sneaky. When Bumblebee began to pull out of the alley she knocked over a trashcan. Everyone from half the block looked at the pai. It kinda look as if Sari was trying to sneak away from her meth lab. She quickly grinned yelled,

"Sorry, teenaged girl learning to drive!" Everyone looked at them like they were idoits for another moment before buying Sari's excuse and continued what they where currently doing before. 'Sari' keep pulling out of the allyway rather a bit clumisly.

Without any problems, Bee zoomed onto the highway when she caught a flash of bright blue in her rear view . She was really hoping he'd didn't hear any of her and Sari's conversation. After all he was one of the best scouts ever. They yellow car tensed up before the zippy blue car spoke.

"Hey-BumbleBee-where-have-you-been?I-been-looking-all-over-for-you-!-Which-you-can-imagine-is-a-lot-of-distance-knowing-how-fast-I-can-move-and-how-much-distance-I'm-able-to-cover." Blurr said in his usual fast manner. Pulling up to the bugs side he continued his pointless rant until the trio reached the base.


Earlier With Blurr.

He kept play the video over and over. Bee was really a femme. That was shocking news on a bunch of levels. Blurr decided to list the effects/ Affects from least to greatest.

1 affect) He'd have to turn in Bee.

1 effect) If he didn't he'd be breaking a law

2 affect) How'd he keep this a secret for so long

2 effect) The littler robot couldn't keep a secret for his life, unless it was part of her act.

3 affect) He'd have to plan this carefully or the bug would try and run.

3 effect) He'd wait till they we're about to leave.

4 affect) Blurr might of kinda like the bug. A Lot

4 effect) Blurr was glad he wasn't gay. He really didn't hold anything against gay mechs, seeing how few femmes there are, he just rather have a femme, cause he would like to top, and... He was getting off topic.

He'd got there only a few moments before. When it was discoveried Bee was missing from his post at the base. Blurr was instucted to find him before ratchet comm. him. Just incase Blurr could caught him do anything shady. He had been jumping buildings to find the small bot when he heard voices. He remembered starting his interior video camera, And here they all were.

To the blue mech this just didn't seem possible, the idea of Bee being a femme startled him. He heard the muffled screams of the femme below. She'd stay still despite the loud screams. the blue speedster felt a pang of sympathy to the pretty femme. Wait did he just call her pretty? Sure her voice was calm like a river, and smoother than polish steel. But that didn't make her pretty, right? But then again her voice box was much nicer than her mech voice. But she was going though all that pain for nothing. He stopped hearing the screams... he panic did they see him? He twisted his helm back to the duo to find that the yellow and black femme had passed out.

'Good she doesn't deserve to be in any more pain. I'd hate for my mate to be in pain.' His optics widen when he just realized what he just thought. His face plates heated up madly when he call her 'my mate'. He pondered on why he said that. He looked back to the pair of femmes when he heard a light and adorable "ow...". Wait, adorable? He stifled a laugh when she sat back on her aft plates. Bee had the worldest cutest pout upon her lips.

The scout watched them, listened to their plan.

They where about to leave the alley. Blurr thought it would be best if he waited about two minutes and made it seem like he'd been looking for the pair instead or secretly spying on them. It quite logical in his processor. But then again the day hadn't been quite logical.

Back at the base.

"Hey bossbot!" Bumblebee said in his normal scratching voice to those who didn't know, greeted Optimus Prime ( I had to look up how to Optimus, I'm such a bad transformer fan.) "What's up?" Bee finished the sentence with let Sari out and transforming to his robot mode. Slighty bulker than before, optimus notice but didn't say a word. He knew Bee was eating a more energon than usual and would feel bad if he made bee feel fat...

"The Elite Guard is here for their inspection, as you can already tell." the Prime said very grimly, with that he turned away and started to head into the warehouse. Bumblebee, Sari and Blurr followed in that order. Blurr couldn't take the risk of the two femmes running off. Sari was really the lucky one. She got to stay, no matter what, and was able to continued her work with the autobots. But the bug on the other hand... he, she! She was going to a very more saditsic fate.

Bumblebee was smiling as if he didn't have to worry about the test. Oh how on the contary. But the love and carefreenesss was enough to fool even the best. It was also one of the attributes that made Blurr love the small insect. He shook his helm, thinking like this was only going to make this hurt him even more. He had to think professinally. Bee was breaking the law, it was his job, no duty, to protect the law. He couldn't let his feelings get in the way. He had to push them aside.

"Alright, let have Prowl go first, then Prime, Ratchet, next Bulkhead and to finish it off bumblebee!" A bright red medic said holding a clipboard said.

'Good that gives me time to have think of extremely sad things while smiling. Real easily..." Bumblebee internally smirked. Prowl was being lead in the room with Jazz on his right and Blurr on his left. With JetStorm behind him and JetFire in front of him, it was pretty obivious that they did not play around the new law. Prowl snapped at Blurr when he push the ninja bot into the medical room. Rather a bittle roughly, but it was earned.

Bee could guess why prowl snapped so easily

Flash Back.

"I'm Not say I'm a femme but isn't this a little sexist? Femme's are some of the best warriors the autobot army." Prowl asked when the new law was announced. "Come on doesn't this sound a bit off to you? Why just femmes?" He probed. Bee was in the same room but she hardly heard him.

'How? Why? Whats gonna happen... No! I've work too hard and long. Like too the pit, I'm gonna just let sentinal bump me out." Bee emboldened herself, 'plus earth is so out of the way, is so ulikely they'll come here.'

"Yes Prowl, but there's not anything we can do about it." Optimus replied to the gold and black bot, turning away from Prowl's angry glare. "Sentinel is now magnus. we should be lucky we're not the first thing he's changing

"This is outrageous!" Prowl challanged the firetruck. Bumblebee only half watched him as he yelled in anger. "What's the point? Doing this would break the Cybertron commandments. I state directly from the text, 'Mech and femme are equal, let this never be unbalanced.' To do this is breaking a direct order from Primus!" He implored. Though his speech didn't really seem to have much affect. Ratchet tried to settle with him once more.

"Kid, there's noth-" He was cut off by the slap across his faceplates.

"There is so much we can do, but you are too afraid. Afraid of what!" He barked, "Afraid to follow what Primus has given us?" And with no more words he leaped into the rafters with a single bound. Now to be heard of for the rest of the night

End Of Flashback

And few minutes later Prowl emerged from the room. A loud 'Next' what heard from the red medic. And the process continued. Soon it was just a smiling Bee sitting on the stone couch waiting to be call. Truly she was crying on the inside. She thought of ever femme be subject to this law, every injustice thing going on, and she thought of her crush rejecting her. (Read My story Crush!) She's was a ball of misery hiding behind a happy-go-lucky smile.

"Bee" A voice called from the other room. It was her moment. Her life or death, it was time for reconcile. If she screwed this up, she must accept the fact her freedom was over. And must come to terms with her passion being ripped away from her. It was time to see the doctor.

"Coming!" She said in her rough voice, boy did she hate that noise but if she talk in her natural voice they'd know from sure. Jazz, Blurr and the twins came out to fetch her from the main. Blurr looked at her coldly. It was odd Blurr never gave her cold looks. It's not like he knew her secret right? He would of slamed her aready.

When she sat on the cold metal berth the medic came up to her. The four elite guards were in a different corner of the rooms, watching her like a hawk. It gave her the most horror-struck feeling she'd ever faced. Her optics widened only the smallest amount. She'd just realized what she was facing. Not only was she up against the four best autobots soldiers, but she'd truly never get away. Jazz could track her like a hound, but only if Blurr let her get a couple miles' start. And the twins could spot her before she had a chance to move.

"Lets see," The medic looked down at the clipboard." First is check muscle structure." He said in a rather timid voice. he grab a tong and started to feel her protoform. Bumblebee refused to let herself squim from where he hit pressure points in her frame.

" Femme pressure points. Clear." He said

"Spark gender" He read off the clipboard. "Please open to your spark chamber." Bee thought of a few more things before opening her spark chamber while 'holding her breath' hoping to was blue. She let a silence breath of relief when her spark was completely blue, but she instantly kept thinking sad thoughts like if she got caught and etc.

"Alright your all clear, thank you for not put up a fight like the others." The doctor said. Bee closed her chamber and abruptly thought of happy ideas. She turn to JetStorm and JetFire if they wanted to play video games. But they were gone, and so was Jazz and Blurr.

'Maybe they are reporting the files to Cybertron.' Bee thought, she ran off to find Sari. The plan had worked!

With Blurr

"Are you sure Blurr." Jazz ask the blue mech. The twins also looked at the speedster in question. They had seriously doubted the scout. But surely never, would he lie of such an important topic.

"Yes-I-have-the-video-of-it-right-here!" The mech replied quickly sending it to his comrades. They play the video in their own processor before gasping. They looked to Blurr with horrified faces. This was the most intelligent femme they had dealt with yet. Most of them failed to cover there tracks so well. And Bumblebee always appeared to them as a mech.

"You don't think she knew this was going to happen and grew close to us for this reason?" Jetstorm carefully treaded. He wasn't sure where he was headed, but he knew he had to go there.

"Unlikely" Blurr coldly gave his reply. "But-it's-the-law. We-need-to-catch-her-with-damaging-her, well-as-little-as-possible. She-was-our-friend." Blurr stated without catching his little mistake.

"What is your plan?" JetFire asked. The blue mech stared at them, his optics asking the only question needed from there,

'Are you really willing to do this?'


I Hate you Blurr!

Stang Out Chapter 5 coming soon!