LOL you people have no lives! I posted the last chapter, and then the next morning there are a lot reviews! Not like I wasn't happy, just think that it's funny! (I'm not making fun of you guys, just messing.) Anyway, question time! :P

LouveAsha, I really don't want to do this, but it's crucial to the story. I don't have to use Maria; I just need a gay guy or a straight girl to do the job. Really, I could find someone else, but maybe I should just use that other one someone sent me… Punkangel, I'm sorry I forgot about Midnight for a while, I have a terrible memory, and also, sorry I forgot about the PTSD, I didn't read that till now. TOSTRwaffles, did Flacie use Lifty and Shifty's cards? Jaime is going through a really tough time, and yes, Cub did have an epic day! HEHEHEHE… Heyman13, SHUT UP! DON'T RUIN IT! Sandman78308, ummm… I have no idea what to say… O.o Except that all things come in due time. Nightmare Reviewer 2, finally you say something! Plus, I don't know HOW to do the third person view… THINGY… :P Yeah the chapter was a little rushed, but I wanted to get it out cause SOME people won't stop bitching to me saying, 'when is the chapter gonna come out blah blah blah!' I ought to shoot the people who WON'T STOP DOING THAT! *clears throat*

Alright, now let's get the show on the road! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD

P.S. when I was typing this chapter, and it would say Fhil was not a word, want to know what word they thought I was trying to type? FAIL. Poor Fhil.

Chapter 4: Love is for the birds!

Flacie's P.O.V.

That was seriously the most embarrassing day of my life!

First it's the first day of my senior year in high school, then a car burst through the window and I flip! THEN, to make my life seem more hilarious to you people, I fight with my teacher, Eva faints, Cub sees my UNDERWEAR, he carries me home, THEN my dad kills him because he didn't think that Cub was just taking me home!

I mean, I would never do THAT with Cub. Never.

When you wake up from just going through a battle with your psychotic teacher, and you see a good friend of yours on the kitchen table dismembered, you kind of freak out… Then again, that happens like twice a week.

Then Flip and Flik almost get suspended on the first day of school! They came through the door carrying a cat that was two feet tall and had three heads and fifteen arms! It kept staring at me as we ate dinner.

I munched on the lasagna in my mouth as I watched the… THING on the floor watching me. I turned to my mom, she was eating delicately next to dad and my little brother Fhil, "mom, can we just like, I don't know, take that thing out?" Flik turned to me and mouthed out small words, she barely moves her mouth at all so I can't read her lips. Flip said, "She says, 'We can't throw out Cerbekitty, he's part of this psychotic family now. Right dad?'"

Dad looked up from his food, his eye were still yellow, "I really don't care, just walk it and don't let it claw the whole house up." Flik nodded, I face-palmed myself, "dad, they kidnapped many cats to sew them up together and make that… that… THING!" Cerbekitty looked up at my dad, it mewed. Dad just groaned, "Ask your mother."

I looked at my mom, she just ignored Cerbekitty. "I really don't care; I think it's wonderful that Flip and Flik found something to do with their time." I stared at my mom, my mouth was open in shock, "mom are you seriously just saying that it's okay for Flip and Flik to do this!"

My mom shrugged, "I have been trying to stop you guys from doing stupid things for the last eighteen years, and for once, I'm going to say, go for it." I face-palmed myself, my mother is weird. Little did I know that I said that out loud.

"Well excuse me little miss perfect, we all can't be like you." She said with a laugh, "plus, it's good to be weird, it shows you have a personality." My mom is cool.

Fhil had finished his third plate of lasagna, he held his plate up to mom and he said, "More please." My mom groaned, "Fhil, you ate three plates already, I think you have eaten enough to feed a country."

Fhil shook his head, "no, I haven't eaten enough yet."

After dinner…

Evil's P.O.V.

"Alright, now after this show, Fhil you go to bed, then the rest of you, pull out the TV guide and tell me what channel is Hell's Kitchen!"

Fhil nodded, Flip and Flik were taking notes as they watched the movie Saw 3, Flacie had flipped out at the sight of the people being dismembered and she jumped out the window and killed Russell. She was now on the floor sitting on his dead body watching the rest of the movie, "hey dad?"

I turned to her, "Yeah Eva?" She turned to me and smiled, "can we try this stuff o the other townsfolk?" I smiled sadistically, "yeah, we should…" We smiled at each other as we continued to watch the rest of the movie.

Fhil then just stood up and said, "I've had enough, the plotline is just making feel dumber, so good night and I shall see you all in the morning." I stared at my son as he walked to his room and walked to his door. He turned to me and with his eyes said, 'Be careful.'

I raised an eyebrow, I was about to say something, but Fhil quickly ran into his room and shut the door. I sighed, that boy isn't normal at all. No shit, we are the weirdest family in this whole psychotic town. Yeah, and I think that's awesome! Plus it's your fault! If you had never been made, this family would be normal! Ish…

Hey! If I had never been made, you would have been dead! And this family would have never been made! And Flaky would have been taken by another man and her step-father would still be alive!

Flippy was silent, apparently, he saw the same things I was seeing, images from the war, our brother, our home, our family. Tch, stupid memories, hiding for a good long eighteen and a half years, and then popping out of nowhere. You see it too? Dur! I'm you, remember? I KNOW! But are you seeing those things too? Yeah… But I'm also seeing your past too. When you were still a family.

Yeah, when me and Denny got along fine, when our parents actually gave a damn.

I felt a tug on my leg, it was Flik, she pointed to the clock, it was eleven o clock at night. Flacie had reverted and was walking to her room, leaving the dead body of Russell on the floor. I sighed and got up; I closed my eyes and let Flippy back out.

Flippy's P.O.V.

I opened my eyes and saw Flik staring up at me, she held out her arms as Flip had already left.

I smiled at my daughter and picked her up; it was fairly easy since she weighs like, ninety pounds. She wrapped her arms around me, an ever blank expression on her face.

She mouthed out words, but still, like always, no sound came out. I patted her head, "it's okay Flik, one day, we'll hear your cute voice again. Okay?" She stopped and looked at me, she smiled sadly, she knew she hadn't been able to speak since she was three.

As I climbed the stairs in my house, Flik stared at Fhil's door and she tugged on my hair a bit to point to his room. I turned to where she was pointing, "sorry Flik, Fhil fell asleep two hours ago, and you know his room, it's a mess." I continued to walk on to her and Flip's room, but she continued to stare at Fhil's door.

Flip and Flik's room…

I opened the door to see my second oldest sitting on his bed, he was reading a thick book on medical science, god knows why.

"Okay," I set Flik on her bed, she stared at me, "No Flik, I know you want your own room, but we don't have enough space in the house for another bedroom." She looked at the floor. I kneeled in front of her, I kissed the top of her head, "but once we get room, I'll tell you."

She smiled brightly, she hugged me and she walked to her dresser to get ready for bed.

I decided that they didn't want me in their room so I left to go to my eldest's room.

Flacie's P.O.V.

After I went to my room, and I had changed into my t-shirt and shorts.

I flopped on my bed about to sleep, but my phone went off, I scowled, "only one person would call me at almost midnight!" I grabbed my phone and it said, 'Jaime'.

I flipped my phone open, "Hello?"

"Hey girl!"

"Jaime, why in the bloody hell are you calling me at this time of night again?"

I heard some shouting in the back, "uh, dude? Is there shouting in the back?"

Jaime was silent, then he said, "uhhh… I have the TV on."

I smiled, "oh, ok."

I heard someone shout out, "He's your son! If he's gay, then what's wrong with it!"

I raised an eyebrow, "what movie are you watching?" Jaime hesitated.

"P-prayers to Bobby…?"

I shrugged, "okay, have fun with it." Jaime said his goodbyes and he hung up. I put my phone on my end table and got under my covers just as my dad was opening my door, "Hey." He said as he came in, he smiled as he sat on my bed, "How's school?" I scoffed, "I went a half day then killed people, then had a fight with my teacher."

Dad smiled, "in other words, just like the other years?" I smiled, "yeah, just like always."

Dad kissed me on the cheek then walked out while switching my lights off.

As I nuzzled up against my pillow and dreamed, I thought of what I heard over the phone when talking with Jaime.

I thought Jaime and his family were always happy at home…?

Jaime's P.O.V.

I held my phone tighter; some blood was dripping down my arm, "another failed attempt."

I placed the razor in my desk and grabbed my plates; I walked down the hall and into the kitchen. The yelling was worse, "He's a fucking faggot! He's gaying up this family with Luke!" I stared down at the sink with tears in my eyes; I heard my mother say, "don't call Jaime that! He's just like us!"

I heard one of my father's say, "No he isn't, he is a mistake, we should have waited and not spawned a girl like him!"

I clenched my eyes shut and let the tears fall free, I quickly ran up the hall and closed my door. I shared a room with my little brothers and more than enough times, they saw me cut myself. Spike just wouldn't look at me when I did that. Luke was just crying every time he saw it.

"Big bro…" I stared at Luke; he could hear our parents yelling in the other room. He had tears in his eyes, "are mommy and daddies fighting again?" I crouched down next to my little brother and wrapped arms around him, "Yeah, mommy and daddies are fighting again."

He clutched my arms, "are you going to hurt yourself again?"

I frowned, "maybe." I let him go and walked to the window and climbed out.

Happy Tree Town camping grounds…

I walked up a hill, the same hill where I first realized what I am. I came to the middle of the hill and sat down on the wet grass, I pulled my socks up again. I let some of my tears fall freely, "No one is really getting what's going on."

I sighed, but suddenly I felt a hand on my shoulder, it was Gidian, he had on his grey sweat shirt on with his jeans and flip-flops, he had a worried look on his face, "Jaime? What's wrong?"

I blushed as I quickly tried to wipe away my tears and try not to wince at the pain in my arms.

"N-nothing." Gidian placed a hand on my shoulder, "you're crying."

I waved my hands, "no! I'm fine really!"

Gidian looked at me weirdly then he said, "hey, if you really want to tell someone you really like that you want to be more… What would you say?"

I widened my eyes, I turned to him, he was staring at the ground not looking in my direction. Is he talking about… me…? PLEASE!

"YES! I KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE!" I must have said that loudly because Gidian was staring at me with wide eyes. "You do! Then tell me how I can get my feelings out to Mary!" My face went white, not only from the shock at what he said, but from the blood flowing out of my arms. The cuts never closed.

I fainted.

Randy's P.O.V.

I slowly mopped the floors of the hospital; things were quiet today, nothing new, well, none that I know of. Since I was at this job for like, an hour.

I whistled as I pushed the mop more and more, now I know how Mr. Lumpy felt when HE had all these jobs. Suddenly the doors burst open and there was Gidian carrying Jaime in his arms. "Oh my god! Gidian! What happened?" I ran to Gidian and took a dying Jaime into my arms.

I quickly ran to the emergency ward, Gidian flipped open his phone and dialed different speed dials.

Sometimes, life isn't so nice…

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH and it is done!

Sorry it took so long! I had work to do and all you trolls that are spamming my inbox, QUICK DAT SHIT, IT'S FUCKING ANNOYING!

Anyway, I didn't want to do that to poor Jaime, but it had to be done, and I couldn't do that bit with the girl… but next time I will.

So yeah, REVIEW! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD