Trance: Can we eat NOW?

Rain: Yeah.

Mint: O.O

Trance: Huh? REALLY? (Eyes sparkle)

Rain: Tch, yeah.

Trance: (Looks stare into sun and points) ONWARD TO THE WEST!

Mint: (Laughs nervously)

Rain: (Hits Trance on the head) This is NOT Saiyuki!

Mint: Anyway as you guys know. We put ourselves in this fanfic and one more person will appear, it's...

Trance: BY BROTHER! My brother Saito. He's coming, he's coming.

Rain: But he's not your brother in the fanfic.

Trance: Aw, why not?

Rain: Because.

Trance: Because why?

Rain: Because I said so.

Disclaimer: We Still Don't Own IY or YYH.

Chapter 4: Fight (Part 2)

Previously:

Yusuke said punching his palm," well I'm up for demon ass kicking."

Before the villagers could explain anymore the Yu Yu gang ran towards the demon auras.

They came to the edge of the village and saw 2 strange groups. One with 3 girls. The other with several people. A silver head and golden eyed demon walked toward the girls. Kurama said," lets see what happens and then-" Yusuke cut in as he fired his Spirit Gun at the demon," Spirit Gun!" The demon gracefully dodged his attack and then all eyes were on the gel-head.

A girl with ocean blue eyes yelled pointing at him," hey Rain, did you see that pretty blue light? It looked like it was gonna hurt alot. I think he's really strong." The girl with pitch black eyes said," yes I did. Who are you guys and what do you want?"

Before the Yu Yu gang could answer, the blue eyed one asked," hey, you guys came to fight right?" Yusuke asked," so you're one of the demons?" Kuwabara whispered to Kurama," is Yusuke stupid? This girl has a human aura and it's pure too." Kurama nodded.

The blue eyed one said," demon? Whatever you say. Gel-head I'm Trance and those 2 are my friends Rain the old hag and Mint the flat-chest. And that group of weaklings over there is Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Sesshomauru, Shippo, Kikyo, and Kirara." Mint asked," how did you know that?" Trance shrugged and asked," so who are you guys?"

The Yu Yu Gang introduced themselves. (Blah, blah, blah. Lets fast foward.) Trance said," Yusuke lets fight." Yusuke who couldn't resist a challenge said," okay, but don't think I'll go easy on because you're a girl." Kuwabara interjected," Yusuke you can't fight a girl."

Rain exclaimed," she can take him." Trance's eyes sparkled," so you'll let me fight him even though now we're friendly acquantances?" Rain nodded and Mint added," just don't kill each other okay?" Trance said," right, right. You ready jelly-fish?" Sango said," wait, Inuyasha is hurt. You guys can do that later."

Trance ignored her and charged at Yusuke. Hiei said," the onna is quite stubborn." Mint pleaded," come on, Trance fighting isn't everything." She continued running. She threw a punch at Yusuke. Yusuke was ready to block her attack, but Rain said," Trance, stop." Trance stopped her fist an inch from Yusuke's nose. She nodded and ran towards Rain.

Rain petted Trance on the head as she stood beside her. Miroku said," she's like a pet." They anime fell and then Mint said," I sense a demon aura coming toward us." Everyone got in fighting position as a boy who looked 15 years old appeared. Kikyo pointed an arrow at him and asked," who are you?"

The boy answered," my name is Saito." Trance looked at a sword strapped to his waist and asked excited," are you here to fight?" Saito said," no, I'm here to ask the women a question." The girl crowded around him and Rain asked," what?" He asked," who's single?" All the girls except Trance blushed and glared at him.

Trance asked," um, what do you mean 'single'?" Rain slapped her hand againt her forehand and said," like are you not married or don't have a boyfriend." Trance cocked her head to side and asked," I don't know what you're talking about." Yusuke and Kuwabara laughed, pointing at her.

Everyone said in unison," this girl is stupid." Trance yelled," don't call me STUPID!" Inuyasha moaned in his sleep and reminded everyone at the task at hand. Trance exclaimed," oh no, we forgot about doggie!"

Sango intructed since Kaede died a while ago," okay. Um, Kurama, come with me. Yusuke, Kuwabara, Mint, Trance go get some fire wood. Rain, Kikyo, Saito, Miroku get some herbs, you know what kind Kikyo. Sesshomauru, Hiei do whatever you want." Everyone nodded and went to do their tasks, except the 2 who didn't get one.

--God's Paradise--

Kagome and Kyo walked through a long, decorative hall. He was blushing all the while, and she was admiring the 'scenery'. He opened a huge door and they were in a beautiful garden. It had all types of plants and flowers, and even some fountains. Kyo said," now say A Garden's Secret." She nodded and said," A Garden's Secret." Then a hole opened in the ground and Kyo said," come on jump in." He jumped in and reluctantly Kagome followed his lead.

--Elsewhere--

It was night and everyone had gotten their tasks finished and Sango was tending to Inuyasha. After a while of waiting, she came to the huge group and said," well Trance you succeeded in braking all his ribs, fractured his guts, and somehow in all the comotion he developed a fever." Trance exclaimed," but it was only a small, weak kick." Rain crossed her arms and said," he's a weak hanyou."

Everyone except Sesshomauru and Hiei got into a circle around the fire outside the hut. Rain asked out of the blue," so what's your stories?" Sango said," huh?" Mint said," we want to know your stories. We'll tell you ours in exchange." Sango said," okay we'll go first. I'll explain for us."

Rain: That's it.

Mint: For now anyway.

Trance: Um, why aren't you guys reviewing.

Mint: Yeah, we gotta alot of reads but barely any reviews. You can at least say it was bad.

Rain: They're just ass holes.

Mint: Review or no more chapters.

Trance: YEAH, WE HATE BROCOLI!