Team Blue Sky
Chapter 4: Training
Meanwhile, back at the dome, the sidekicks continued their practicing while using their comedic antics.
"Check this out, y'all", said Pedro.
Pedro and Nico used the bottle cap that the yellow canary bird wears and put it into a gun. They picked it up and shot the bottle cap at a mechanic robot disguised as Koichi Satkuro, scratching it a little bit.
"Ah, that's way too easy", said Crash.
"Check *this* out", said Eddie and prepared a slingshot kind of similiar to the one they used back at their world in Ice Age: The Meltdown.
"Ready, Crash?", asked Eddie.
"Ready, Eddie", said Crash and shot Eddie into the air and he crashed into the robot. He then destroys the mechanic robot by chewing some parts, causing it to malfunction.
"That would be really useful if we do that", said Grub.
"But this one's different", said Mub and Grub hid inside his shell before he picked it up, "Watch and learn."
"Now!", shouted Grub and Mub threw him towards the robot, benting it personally.
"Not bad", said Fender, "Do you mind if I can do this?"
A moment later, Fender walked towards the robot, using the same woman disguise he wore at the robot world and spoke in his scottish accent.
"Alright, japanese man", said Fender, "My friends and I came to save millions of innocent lives that you scorn and detest."
Fender charged towards the robot and destroys it with a mechanic stafff, leaving everyone impressed.
"What do you guys think?", asked Fender.
"Well, that was much better than we thought", said Mub.
"That's it for the training", said Crash, "Anyone want to do something fun?"
"How about this?", asked Eddie and sees a can full of helium. The two possums ran towards it and took each turn drinking it. A moment later, they spoke.
"Do we sound any different?", asked Eddie in a chipmunk voice.
"You are", said Crash in his chipmunk voice too, "We both are! Alright! It's been a long time since we went into a cave full of deadly gas. Even Buck was more funnier!"
"Wanna sing a song?", asked Eddie.
"OK!", shouted Crash excitedly.
"Christmas, Christmas Time Is Here!", sang Crash and Eddie, causing the others to laugh for a moment.
"Grub and I have something fun for us to do too", said Mub, "Come on, Grub. Show your belly."
"Please don't that, Mub", said Grub, "That's still too vile."
"Come on", said Mub, "Show it."
"Well, if you insist", said Grub and showed his mildly portly belly as did Mub whose belly is much bigger than his and the two tickled each other.
"Check this out", said Fender, "It's even better than my ricola!"
"What is it this time?", asked Nico and Fender takes a piece of broken machinery and connects it to his leg.
"Why are you having three legs?", asked Mub.
"Well, two legs are for walking and three legs are for running", said Fender, "Trust me, guys. I know every piece of metal like the back of my hand."
Fender looks at a giant mallet hammer.
"Hey, that's new", said Fender and the hammer hits him, sending him flying backwards and hit the floor, "Now that really smarts."
"I think I have something that might come in handy, guys", said Sid as he prepares to make a few dance sequences while rap music plays on the background, "Ta-da!"
The other sidekicks stood there and haven't spoken a word.
"You don't like it", said Sid, "That's fine."
"Well, we have this", said Pedro, "Check it out. Get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, get it, girl. Get get get get, get it, get it, get it, girl. Take an enemy to the floor. Show 'em, show 'em how you roll. Drop it, drop it, drop it low. Drop it, Drop-drop it low. All the animals in Rio. Show an enemy where he'd go. Drop it, drop it, drop it low. Drop it Drop-drop it low!"
"Ok, that works fine", said Eddie.
"Yeah", said Crash.
"That rap would sound great for our battle against those terrorists", said Nico.
"Yeah, something about swagger", said Pedro, "We gotta puff out those chests, swing our tails..."
Then, Pedro turns into a solider with a green helmet and with a military suit.
"And then, we become warrior hawks!", shouted Pedro and makes a bird noise.
"Well, we official leafmen pod caretakers would like to demonstrate the field of battle", said Grub, "Some of it, apparently."
"And that is what we slugs and snails would do", said Mub.
"Say, what do you say we go see what the chicks are doing in their training?", asked Fender.
"Hey, hey, hey, wait a minute", said Mub, "If you think that you're going to see those beautiful birds in this dome, let's get one thing straight."
"What are you talking about?", asked Fender.
"There's a code amonst men and it goes something like this", said Mub and raises his small eyes at the robot, "*I* saw them first."
"Hate to break it to you, but you're not a human or a bird", said Fender, "You're a snail."
"So?", asked Fender, "You got a problem with that?"
Fender stood there, puzzling at what he the slug had said about the code.
"I didn't think so", said Mub and the Blue Sky sidekicks went back to their training areas.
"Alright, men", said Grub, "Let's get back to our training. We do not want to disappoint Tyra before she gets here."
"That owl is beyond beautiful, man", said Mub, "I mean, seriously. She is."
Meanwhile, on another training area in the dome, as Blu, Manny, Diego, Nod, Rafael, Ronin, Eduardo, Rodney, Piper, Lug, Cappy, and Cranky trained against each other, Professor Bomba is building something that would help them take down the terrorists while M.K. and Jewel sat in the stairs watching them.
"You know, when I first came here, I just realized something", said M.K., "That you don't need to be alone anymore. That you need to be with other people. It's great, isn't it?"
"Yeah", said Jewel, "Although, there's something that kind of bothered me for a moment."
"What is it?", asked M.K.
"The time when those loggers came and try to destroy the amazon forest", said Jewel, "Do you think those guys try to destroy the forest at your place too?"
"I don't think so", said M.K., "Only a group of creatures tried to destroy it. Boggans. *ugh* I can't believe I had to bring that up. They're digusting, but I'm glad they stay dead."
"Remind me to eat them or use a bug spray", said Jewel.
"Easy for you to say", said M.K. and sees Blu dodging the sword attacks from Ronin and Nod, "You're very lucky to have Blu as your husband. I wonder how you accepted him."
"He showed me his owner, Linda", said Jewel, "I thought she would be one of them who tried to kill me and my own kind, but it turns out she had compassion and... she does care about animals."
"I'm glad you learned that", said M.K., "Compassion is what love is about. It's part of you and it makes us different from other people."
"Thanks", said Jewel, "That's why I need to learn a lot from these humans more often. Although I would also like to use the things I learned from the jungle as well. Would that be ok?"
"Sure", said M.K., "You can do whatever you want."
After Jewel flew towards the others, she trained alongside her husband.
"Ready for this, Blu?", asked Jewel.
"You bet I am", said Blu and the two chased each other before they clashed their swords together.
M.K. sees her father building a new weapon.
"What's that, dad?", asked M.K., "Another one of your energy beams? Or that frequency machine you used to hear noises?"
"No", said Professor Bomba, "This one's different. It has a location detector that can find any kind of enemy that tries to destroy anyone. Only when they drive a car. It's not gonna kill them. What it would do is unleash ultra sonic boom waves right towards their vehicles and cause a few dents or two. People will get injured in the process, although hurting others and fighting's not my style. Long story short, this might help you guys just in case."
"Uh, thanks, dad", said M.K., "I'm glad you're helping us. Besides, if those terrorists try to dodge that thing, they'll try to kill you. Not if I have something to do about it."
"I'm really glad we're doing this, you know", said Professor Bomba, "Saving the world once again. Without any living creatures to conquer it. You know what I mean."
"I know what you meant, dad", said M.K., "I'm going to train with the others. See you later."
"Good luck, M.K.", said Professor Bomba and M.K. went to train with the others.
Sorry I took so long. So, here's the training chapter that has the humor from Blue Sky Studios. Not too much, though.