Little Blonde Brat- Chapter 3

"Aww… You look sooooo Cute!"

Konan smile gleefully as she dressed the young boy in sweet baby bunny pajamas. Sasori stared at the blue bunny boy as he pulled the suit uncomfortably. This suit was killing him, and he didn't really like the polyester feel of the rabbit suit. He crawled about the large queen size bed, finding a way to get off the bed without hitting his head. The redhead smiled and picked Deidara up.

"Where did you get this suit anyway Konan?"

"Pein's draw. You can still find his baby clothes if you search well enough."

Both child and puppet sweat-dropped. Then the boy began to squirm once again as he was being held by his master's arm, the scorpion arched an eyebrow and looked at the child.

"Deidara doesn't seem to like this pajamas or whatever baby suit this is, maybe we should buy him fresh ones? Ones that were not worn by leader-sama…?"

The blunette stopped searching through his hubby's closet and got up.

"How about we go to the nearby shopping village? I heard that there's a baby sale going on!"

"Un! Un!"

The redhead could feel the sense of hyper activeness radiating from the kunoichi and his small lover. Guess maybe they could do some shopping…

"Fine."

The two smiled with glee and began to get ready to head to the nearby village.

"So what do we have to look for again?"
"Clothes, baby food, milk, toys, shoes, ribbons, dresses-"

"What? Dresses?"

"Coooookiees un!"

"And cookies. Yes, that's all."

There was a devastated face on the poor puppeteers face as he grimaced at the list the orgami artist was holding. Deidara began to chew absentmindedly on his thumb ashe held his Danna's cloak, looking at the surroundings and the orange evening sky.

"Won't Kakuzu kill us for spending so much money?"

"Ahh, he can live with it."

Konan smiled happily as she saw the small baby blonde curled up against the puppet master's chest, suckling on his thumb, as if he was about to fall into a deep sleep. With the rhythmic pats of the redhead's hands that held him, the child began to fall asleep. Not knowing that both adults were staring at his innocent act. So fragile it seems, Deidara didn't seem to look like a s-rank criminal anymore, more of an innocent child that yearns for a loving embrace. Soon, heavy eyelids fell upon blue azure eyes and the boy went to sleep. Both Akatsukians smiled happily and soon walked into the village, making sure to keep their disguises on.

"Hey Sasori, remind me to look for a pram later, Deidei will sleep better in that."

The artist nodded and walked on with the motherly woman into the shopping village.

After the long list was cleared, the child was handed to Konan and all the shopping bags and groceries were pushed to the struggling puppeteer. Who was carrying a bulk.

"Ehh… Konan… Was it really necessary to buy THAT many dresses?"

"Yes, anyway, Deidei is happy right Deidara dear? Hmm?"

The small toddler answered with a squeal as he hugged the beanbag bunny that the blunette bought for him. The woman laughed as she cuddled the blonde to her chest, enjoying the company of the kid. Sasori just gave a groan and stumbled as he held the million bags that the kunoichi had piled on him. Deidara gave a cry out to his Danna and craned his necked over Konan's shoulder, planting a small kiss on the puppet's cheek. The female artist then exclaimed.

"Oh! That is just so CUUUTE! Deidara still loves you best Sasori so you better keep that grumpy look off your face or Deidei won't be happy right hun?"

"Un!"

The woman laughed again as she poked the child's nose before entering the base, being followed by a troubled puppet.

"YOU SPENT HOW MUCH…?"

Hidan was desperately trying to cool his seme down as he shouted furiously at the kunoichi who glared back accordingly.

"Oh come on Kakuzu, how can you not want to spend your money on this cute little baby?"

The miser blinked confusingly as a blonde boy was shoved into his face, the child gave the immortal a questioning look and then tilted his head, staring back at the money freak and his albino.

"Awwz… He's so fucking innocent! C'mon Kuzu' let this on slide…! He is just a fucking cute baby. But who is he anyway?"

Konan and Sasori stared blankly at the Jashinist as he stared at the baby blonde from head to toe.

"He seems familiar…"

"ITS DEIDARA! I mean, can't you see the hair? And the eyes plus face?"

"Oh… Now I remember, it's blondie! Why is he a fucking kid?"

"Orochimaru turned him into a baby, so Pein is trying to change him back by breaking the jutsu."

The child whimpered to the sound of the snake's name, he buried himself into the kunoichi's chest and began to cry. A normal child reflex when a child encounters something he's afraid of.

"Hey don't cry baby… Don't worry. He isn't going to come back to get you so don't worry okay?"

The blonde nodded and smiled as he was handed over to his Danna.

"Take Deidara upstairs and maybe put him to bed."

Sasori nodded and brought the child to their room, after changing the kid into a plain dress pajamas, he placed the boy on the bed. Deidara looked about the bed and crawled about, feeling the soft cloth of the bed below him. Sasori then climbed in and lay quietly by his side as the toddler explored the other side of the bed. Soon after, the boy went over to his Danna, searching for his embrace.

"Da-na un!"

Sasori smiled at the child's innocent call and planted a kiss onto his baby lover's forehead.

"Go to sleep Dei."

"Hun-rie un…"

"Hungry?"

"Un!"

The redhead brought the child down to the kitchen and gave the boy some soft cookies with milk. The boy ate happily on his master's lap, Sasori smiled happily too as he saw his lover. His mind was set at ease now. But unknown to him sinister eyes were watching them as they sat by the kitchen table.

"That boy… Will soon be MINE…"

Writer's Comments~

Woah... Scary dude. X.x Anyway, this is also suckish coz I did it after my comp died... I'm sad... My YAOI PICS! NO! I lost all of them... T^T Anyway, hope you enjoyed it, PLEASE COMMENT or FAVE! It helps. XD See you guys soon!