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And thanks to those who reviewed the story thus far, even if it was just one of yous.

Your feedback was appreciated, van332. Sorry it's taken me kinda long to update!


Exhausted from a long day at work, Myles unlocks his front door (1) and shrugs off his jacket, glad to be home.

"Ahh…home, sweet home," he breathes, and sits down in his favorite chair.

Suddenly, "Know Your Stars" begins, and Myles looks around frantically, searching for where all this is coming from.

"Myles Leland the Third."

"This is he."

"Myles Leland. He went to UCLA!"

"No, I did not! I graduated from Harvard and am now an FBI agent. And extremely proud of it, too," Myles answers defiantly.

Again the Voice rolls its eyes, continuing, "Myles Leland. He wishes he could have gotten up the courage to ask the weirdest girl in his class to the Prom."

"What? That's ridiculous!" cries Myles, peeved.

'The weirdest girl in Myles's class pops up and starts crying.

"Nobody likes me!" she wails, then disappeared just as fast as she appeared.

Myles looks shocked and confused.

Again the Voice rolls it eyes, and continues, "Mules Leland. He likes Tara! And wishes they could get married!"

Myles turns red, but whether it's from embarrassment or anger, we can't tell.

Tara appears, looking shocked and confused.

"You…you..."

She looks like she's going to faint, and Myles stands up as if to catch her if she does.

"And now you know. Myles Leland."


(Sorry if you thought the ending was weird… Kind of OOC for Myles, huh? xP

I think I may do Jack next… If you have any suggestions for Sue (and/or maybe Levi? Oo), feel free to message them to me. D)

(1) You know what I don't get? In one episode, they show Myles and Bobby sharing an apartment, but then later on, Myles has a house. Can anybody explain to me? Oo;;