BEEP! BEEP!
"Get off the road!"
BEEP! BEEP!
"Move it lady! His goldfish drives faster than you!"
BEEEEP!
"Hey Scully? Don't you think we're driving a little too quick?"
BEEP! BEEP!
"Who drives at this time of night? Get off the road!!"
"Mulder talk to her! Say something before we crash!" Frohike screamed as he hung onto a seat
"Yeah! do something Mulder!" the Gunmen van swerved in and out of slow moving traffic, they were on the highway heading towards the last van of the night, if they didn't get this one, they would have to wait until next week for another shot.
"Scully, you need to slow down, your scaring the babies" Mulder said carefully, as he clenched his teeth together trying not to loose his stomach "and your scaring the father too, watchout!" after a few more km's
"look!" Scully pointed to a white van in front of them "there it is!" she sped up and drove around beside him, the van driver had his window down, he glanced sideways and saw the gunmen van driving at the same speed "tell him to pull over" Mulder stared at her "do it!" she demanded, Mulder wasn't about to argue with her in this state, he wound down the window
"Um, Excuse me, can you pull over?" the van driver snickered, he had heard over the CB about a band of people doing really strange things around cop stations at the same time the drop offs were made, they had come to the conclusion they wanted the goods so the van driver wasn't about to pull over and let them have it
"Not on your life, I know what you want and your not having it" the van driver sped up, Mulder turned to Scully
"Maybe we should…" Scully revved the engine and came up beside him again
"this was your idea, so get out there and stop that van!" Mulder had never seen Scully act like this, he tried again to get the van to stop
"hey, I need you to stop now" Mulder urged
"You think that's going to work?" Mulder turned back to Scully
"he's not going to…" Suddenly Scully got out of the drivers seat and stridded up the back off the van, Frohike and Langly bolted for the steering wheel, Langly made it first
"If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself" Scully rummaged through a long box in the back of the van, Byers leaned over to see what she was doing
"get 'em boss, get 'em!"
"hey boys, did you give her anything earlier?" Langly was now driving at the same speed as the van
"no I thought you did" Byers on the other hand was in the back tied tight and rocking back and forth, Mulder tried again to stop the van
"hey pull…"
"Pull over now or I'll blow you into next week!!" Mulder nearly hit the dashboard he jumped so high as Scully shoved a pump action shotgun out the window
"geezes Scully, what the hell?!…"
"Pull over! Now!"
"you want these goods baby, come and get 'em" the van driver laughed hysterically, Langly and Mulder looked at each other
"oh man he called her baby…" Frohike leaned out a side window
"Do it man she's crazy!" Scully pumped the gun
"I'll give you one more chance, pull over! Now!" she aimed the shotgun at the van
"Kiss my wheels! toots" in a split second a hole was blown into the side of the van and the ice started to fall out as both vans wavered
"jackpot boys! Langly drive up beside the van, Frohike get the net, Mulder hold Frohike as he hangs out the window and catches the goods" a huge silence grew over the group
"I've got to do what?" Frohike's eyes widened
"just do it! Move!" She demanded, Mulder and Frohike wasn't about to argue with her, Frohike grabbed the net as Langly drove up beside the van, Mulder took his spot and held onto Frohike as he hung out the window
"let me go and I'll haunt your grave" the ice kept on falling, Frohike swung the net around franticly but couldn't catch any, the van drove in front of them, more and more ice fell across the road
"Langly, watch where your going! your running 'em over!" Scully reloaded the gun, Langly swerved the ice as he revved the accelerator and came up beside it again, Scully stuck the gun out the passenger side window again
"pull over! Or I'll make sure the next one is lethal!" Frohike tried again to grab some ice, but wasn't succeeding, Byers was hysterical, he was bobbing back and forth singing something strange, the van didn't pull over, Frohike reached out again, Suddenly another whole was blasted into the side of the van, Frohike swore he jumped ten feet high, Mulder nearly let go of Frohike but grabbed on at the last minute, The ice started pouring out all over the road "Get em boys!!" Frohike swung the net again, in the distance sirens could be heard "Hurry up ladies!"
"Got one!" Mulder pulled Frohike back inside, the sirens grew louder, Scully turned to Langly
"Drive! Drive like you've never driven before!" Langly eyed the shotgun in her hand, he revved the accelerator and sped past the van as lights appeared in the revision mirror, after a short time they made it back to the Gunmen lair, Byers was untied as the stuff wore off, once inside they sat the ice on the table and all crowded round it
"one, a hundreds fell out, but you got one" Scully shook her head
"hey, it was harder than it looked" Frohike protested "you hang out the side next time and see if you can do better!"
"well what are we going to do with one?"
"we could share it equally around"
"no!" they all turned to Mulder "we don't want to ruin the texture"
"well how about we leave it for tonight and work it out in a few hour when it becomes light" they all nodded in agreement as they went to bed
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Daylight, Mulder and Scully were nowhere to be found, and the ice was gone
"they stole it!"
"after all we went through!"
"let me a 'em!" Byers paced around the room
"well what do we do now?" Frohike asked, Langly caught site of something shiny off to the side
"I've got an idea!" he walked over and picked up the shotgun Scully had left behind, he pumped up the next round "lets go get our goods back!"
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A/N
Ok first of all, the Ice is NOT drugs!
So what do you think
Let me know if you like and want more
Has anyone worked out what there stealing?
Let me know if you have, its pretty obvious, lol
Anyways hope you enjoy
May the files be with you!