'ello! So 'ow ar' you. My accent sucks. Oh well. It's a good thing I am not adding the accents here huh. Anyways. I got another chapter. I'm sorry but I won't be able to fit in the Sue/Vernon phone call. Sorry for that.

Enjoy!

Edit 11-12-13

I DON'T OWN!

Kurt woke slowly. His stomach felt a little sore and he had a headache. He sat up and looked at the time. 2:26pm. Kurt blinked then rubbed his eyes in an exasperated manner. His phone rang.

"Hello." Kurt said sharply.

"Hey Kurt. Are you okay?" David asked the boy.

"Yes. Just tired." He told David.

"I thought it was like 2pm over there." David said in confusion.

"It is. I just talked with Brittney till 7 this morning, then some kid woke me up at nine by jumping on my stomach." Kurt said. He didn't even realize what he said.

"Some kid?" David did.

"Oh my gaga. My cousin is here and I threw him out of my room. What a great first impression." Kurt groaned.

"Well, to be honest, jumping on you wasn't great for his image either." David said.

Kurt groaned again. "So why are you calling. Not to be rude or anything, but it's early, for you anyways." Kurt said as he started to get dressed. He put his phone on speaker.

"Oh. I got a date tonight!" David said with excitement.

"Really? With who?" Kurt asked.

"Blaine. Well, it's just dinner with friends but it's as close to a date as I can get so..." David said, his voice getting less excited as he spoke.

"You want to impress him." Kurt said when he sat down and grabbed his phone.

"Yes. I need an outfit and you are awesome with outfits, so I was wondering, you know, if I can Skype you later and we can go through my closet." David said His voice pleading with Kurt to say yes.

"Okay. Call me two hours before your date, I use the term loosely, and I will help you choose an outfit." Kurt said.

"I have to go. I'll talk to you later. Bye David." Kurt said when he smelled the food.

"Bye Kurt and thanks." They hung up. Kurt got up and when to the door. Locked. Kurt groaned again and hung his head as he unlocked the door. As soon as the door opened, his back was straight and his head held high, like he always held himself, and he walked with purpose.

Kurt made it down the stairs and into the kitchen without running into his cousin. But once he got there he found out why. Salad was for lunch. It was loaded salad, but salad nonetheless. His cousin, Dudley if Kurt remembered right, was whining to his mom.

"I don't want salad! I want food!" He whined. Kurt could feel his eye twitch. He checked his posture before striding into the kitchen.

"Hello Aunt Petunia. I am sorry for sleeping in so late." He told her. His cousin turned toward him.

"Who are you?" He asked Kurt accusingly. Kurt blinked, why does he make it seem like Kurt is a criminal?

"My name is Kurt. I am Uncle Vernon's nephew. Meaning I am your older cousin." He told Dudley like he was talking to a baby, without making it seem that he was mocking him.

"oh." Was all Dudley could say.

"So what is that delicious smell?" Kurt asked his aunt.

"Boiled eggs." His aunt said as she started to slice the warm eggs.

"I heard you talking in your room." Dudley said. Petunia froze.

"Yes. I was talking to David. He is my friend from my old school." Kurt told the 11 year-old. Petunia unfroze and smiled. David had talked with Petunia and Vernon on a couple occasions, mainly for Kurt's birthday, which is coming up. Vernon and Petunia gave David their address so they could send surprise presents to Kurt.

"He your boyfriend?" Dudley asked with a mocking voice.

Petunia accidentally crushed and egg between her fingers.

"No. He needs help for a party tonight. He needs to impress someone." Kurt said with a smirk. Petunia washed her hands in the sink.

"Why don't you go and talk in Dudley's room. You can play on one of Dudley's new games." Petunia said as she continued making the late lunch. Kurt nodded and turned around, only to be pushed to the side as his cousin rushed up the stairs. Kurt rolled his eyes before following him at a slower pace.

When Kurt got to the room he heard the opening theme to Borderlands. Kurt blanched, his aunt and uncle bought their 11 year-old son Borderlands! Kurt hid his surprise and walked into the room. Dudley sat on his bed controller in hand, another controller sat on the floor in front of the bed.

"Come on lets play!" Dudley said with a grin. Kurt noticed that it was the same grin Finn had when he thought he could beat Kurt at video games. Kurt gave a predatory smirk. He sat on the floor with his back to the bed and his legs crossed.

Kurt left Dudley lying on the floor crying. Dudley tried to hit Kurt when Kurt beat Dudley once again at one of Dudley's self given tasks, such as the first to die loses and the first to kill twenty wins.

Kurt quickly pinned Dudley underneath him and forced the brat to apologize. Kurt then left the boy crying, though unharmed, on the floor as he went to his own room to wait for David.

Kurt was on his bed when a soft knock came from his door.

"Come in." Kurt said. Dudley walked in.

"Hi." Dudley said with his head bent.

"Why are you here?" He asked more sincerely then he had any other time he asked. Kurt smiled. He patted the bed next to him.

"Sit." He told his cousin, who looked up and saw his cousin smile. He nodded and sat next to Kurt.

"Are you gonna stay for long?" Dudley asked. Kurt's smile became sad.

"Yes. I will be here until I go off to college." Kurt told him. Dudley looked at him for an explanation but before Kurt could say more his laptop beeped.

Kurt opened it and saw that David was calling him via Skype.

"Hello David." Kurt said when the video started.

"Hi Kurt. Thanks again for this." David said. Dudley sat cross-legged on Kurt's bed. Kurt turned the camera to look at Dudley.

"This is my cousin Dudley." He told David.

"Hi." Dudley said. David nodded to him.

"So did you go through your closet?" Kurt asked.

An hour later had Dudley lying next to Kurt on the bed and watching as Kurt instructed David on how to put together a decent outfit with a limited wardrobe.

"So who are you trying to impress?" Dudley finally asked the question that has been on his mind.

"You wouldn't know them." Kurt told him after a minute.

"Are they cute?" Dudley asked. He has heard of this from Piers, because of Piers' older siblings.

"Completely." David said with a dreamy look. Kurt has noticed something and he finally figured out what it was.

"You have lost weight." Kurt looked at David. David blushed.

"Uh... yes. I just. Well I wanted to look good for when I finally asked him out and well I just lost it." David said in rapid-fire. Kurt almost couldn't understand him.

"What? It sounded like a blur." Dudley said. Kurt sighed in relief that he didn't make out the whole 'asked him out' part.

"He's just nervous. Don't you need to go soon?" Kurt asked David.

"Crap. I'll call you later, tell you how it went. Bye guys." David said before tuning off his computer.

It has been 2 days since the 'date'. It was now the day before Kurt's birthday. December 20th, Sagittarius. Kurt didn't think that he could be so bored.

He was just lying on his bed. He didn't feel like surfing the web or reading. He didn't want to watch TV or cook. Cleaning sounded promising, but this house was so clean Kurt couldn't find anything to clean. He heard a soft shout coming from his cousins room, he's probably playing video games. Kurt lifted his head. Video games sounded like a plan.

Kurt got up and left his room. He knocked on his cousins door and walked in without waiting for a reply.

"Hey. Want a another gun?" Kurt asked as he saw his cousin be killed by the alien dog things on Borderlands.

"Sure! Grab a controller." Dudley said as he continued the game. They played for awhile before the door bell rang.

Kurt didn't think much of the bell and continued to shoot the things that started to swarm them. Neither of them thought about it till the heard a very angry voice.

"What do you mean not welcome here!" Kurt dropped the remote in shock. He knew that voice.

"I am his coach! I am welcome where ever he lives!" The voice continued.

"His coach! Coach of what!" His uncle asked in a raised voice. Kurt got up off the floor and rushed down the steps, his cousin hot on his tail.

"Coach Sue!" Kurt called out when he made it to the bottom of the stairs. Standing in the doorway was Coach Sue Sylvester and the unholy trinity. Behind them by the car was the rest of the Glee Club including Mr. Schue!

"What are you doing here." Kurt asked her.

"Well Lady Face I have it in good authority from my spy network that it's your birthday tomorrow. I gathered all the freaks and geeks from your old Glee Club and threw them onto a flight so you wouldn't have to spend your birthday with a whale, a mini whale and a giraffe." Sue told Kurt. Uncle Vernon tuner an ugly shade of purple.

"You can't just come to someones home and insult them in front of anyone watching." Vernon said. Petunia hung back in the doorway to the kitchen and rubbed her neck. Kurt rolled his eyes.

"She does that to everyone." Kurt told his uncle.

"Well don't just leave us standing out here. Invite us in." Sue said as she pushed her way into the house.

"It's a nice place you got here Mrs. Giraffe. It's so Blah." Sue said as she walked into the living room.

"I'm so sorry for her. Will Schuester, I was Kurt's Spanish teacher at his old school I also coached Glee Club." Will said when he walked in. He shook Vernon's hand before rushing into the living room when he heard Brittney ask about a vase.

Dudley looked at the group that just walked through the door. First was a scary woman in a tracksuit. Next was a blonde girl that looked down at him even though he was on the stairs, followed by two girls with their pinkies interlocked.

Next was an Asian girl pushing a boy with glasses in a wheelchair. After them was a really tall boy and a short girl with a weird nose. Then another Asian, this one a guy, and a guy with a mo-hawk walked in with a boy with huge lips.

A black girl walked in next followed by an old guy with a funny chin, who stopped to talk with Dudley's father, and a small red haired woman. Finally David walked in and stepped next to Kurt.

All the people who walked in, besides the tracksuit woman, gave his cousin a hug and an early 'happy birthday' or 'surprise'. Except for David. David hugged Kurt and whispered something that Dudley couldn't hear.

Then he smiled a heart melting smile, well it melted Dudley's heart. Dudley's breath was gone. He couldn't breath, David was a lot cuter in person. Dudley stilled, he just thought that a boy was cute. Dudley's face lit up and he ran into his room closing his door as softly as he could, he wouldn't be able to handle talking right now.

Ha. So how was it? Did I disappoint you with the whole no Sue/Vernon phone call thing? Well how did you like it when I decided to just send them to Europe? I had fun writing this. In my head Canon Dudley is gay so... He has a crush on David! XD I love it. Do you love it? Harry will not be Gay just so you know. Ron might be, maybe, it depends. I don't want to have him and Dudley together, but I want Draco to be straight in this so who would I pair him up with? Maybe Kurt. I liked the Ron/Kurt thing I have in Glee Magically. Maybe. Oooo Yes. I like that. Well I always was a fan of age different couples. Anyways stop Reading this and Review Please!

Mars