North Wind Headquarters, Greenland
11:00 P.M Eastern Standard Time
North Wind Conference room
(Classifed's POV)
"Now the on to the next order of business," I said, "Corporal dim the lights!" Corporal dimmed the lights. "Short fuse epic music!" "you got it boss!" Short fuse replied as he turned on the speakers (song suggestion: 10 robustus) "Eva ready holographic display!" A familiar hologram display flashed to live surrounded us with a massive holographic dome. "don't mind the schematic is a little crude I had to rush a little bit," I said. "Now at precisely 22:00 last night a mysterious explosion destroyed the IPSA bunker in London setting off a domino effect of explosions throughtout the city," I said, "Our source over at MI6 reveals that a entire strike team of daleks was destroyed. And according to our top secret north wind recording device." I pulled up a holographic image of the device, "The device was planted by a shadowly figure 1 hour before Lord Shen took the personal hostage." I pulled up footage of the Penguins battle with Lord Shen I fast forwarded it thru the daleks arrival and the penguins failed attempt to defuse the bomb. "Now I believe that the wires the penguins cut was a distraction as was the countdown," I said, "as our nearby transmission monitering device reveals…"
I pulled up a holographic image of the transmission monitering device, "the timebomb wasn't a timebomb after all as it detected a transmission frequency associated with remote long range bomb detonators." "so the wires and the countdown timer was all a ruse," Eva said. "Exactly," I replied, "which means that the trigger-man could have been anywhere." "Do we have a picture of the shadowly figure," Corporal said. "Just one," I said pulling put a hologram of a grainy image with a shadowly figure. "We ran the profile of this figure thru a database of known enemies of the penguins," I said, "and we managed to find a few possible matches." I pulled up holograms of our suspects, "First suspect…Commander Hans the Puffin," I said. "Current leader of the Puffin Intelligence agency…hates Skipper since a shadowly incident in denmark." Eva said. "yes an incident that sadly we have no information on," I said, "as Skipper is extremely guarded about his past."
"Next Suspect," I said, "Dr. Francis Blowhole PhD!" "currently had a doctorate in science and a PhD in global domination. Feuled by a powerful urge for revenge on both the humans he performed trick for and the penguins. Has a lengthly history as the Penguins key enemy." "Next Suspect," I said, "David the Octopus." Eva listed his qualifications for being a suspect, "He use the alias Dr. octavius brine as cover for his anti-penguin operations. He forever chases his first plan and is now obessed with improving the medusa serum. A string of recent defeats has only increased his hatred of team penguin." "Officer X," I said. "Former New York City Animal Control Officer who lost his job because of the penguins," Eva said, "he now jumps from job to job but he contiunes to be plagued by the penguins." "Final Suspect," I said pulling up a picture of a sheep. "What?" I said slightly embrassed, "wrong picture…The Red Squirrel." "Has managed to maintain his position as penguin enemy number one…" Eva said, "Has been active since the cold war and still managed to evade his top pursuers including the Special Agent Buck Rockgut and Super Speical Agent Nigel tux. Is now obsessed with making the lives of america's greatest commandos painful. Has not been seen since the final dreamworks war." "That's all the suspects," I replied.
[song suggestion: 06 Forsteri] I shut off the hologram projector and then all went silent, "Now we must investigate all possibilities no stone must be left unturned…no villain uninterrogated," I said. "Why can we let the penguins handle this," Short fuse said. "The Penguins were last seen being taken into the Headquarters of Penguin MI6," I said, "so there going to busy…plus The Daleks currently has their full attention."
"So with the penguin busy with other things," I said, "the North Wind will take the case." "So who do we interrogate first?" Short Fuse said. "A villain we currently have on our recent skype message list," I said, "David the octopus." I pushed a button and an Dave appeared on screen brushing his teeth. "Ah! North Wind?" Dave said. "David the octopus," I replied with a snarl. "And what do I owe this displeasure." "Last night in London a bomb went off in the top secret IPSA bunker where The Penguins just happened to be dealing with a dalek problem," I said, "the explosion from that bomb set off a chain reaction that is still terrorizing the city." "Planting a bomb to destroy the penguins," Dave said, "sound like an evil idea but sadly it seems someone beat me to the punch."
"Oh really?" I said. "I haven't been anywhere near London in my life!" Dave said, "okay…aside from the time I kidnapped those penguins from the London zoo. I don't even know where the top secret IPSA bunker is!" "Okay," I said, "your off the suspect list have a nice day." "wait…off the suspect list? What do you mean off the suspect list." "Goodbye," I said ending the message. "Okay now let's hunt the rest of our suspect list," I said, "corporal secure a jet! Short fuse supply us with the specialized state-of-the-air north wind equipment!" "Sir!" Corporal and Short replied before going to there jobs. "Eva search for recent blowhole activity thru the spy channels." "Right away," Eva said. "WE getting to the bottom of this one way or another," I said, "because nothing breaks the North Wind! Nothing breaks the wind." "I got a hit," Eva said. "Sir, The jet is ready!" Corporal announced. "give us the run down on the flight over," I said, "let's move!"
We straped into the jet and took over exiting thru the hanger doors. Once we were clear of the base Eva gave us the run down. "Dr. blowhole is currently docked off the coast of capetown in his submarine base." "Corporal plot a course to south africa," I said, "we're going to ask Dr. Blowhole some questions." "Course plotted," Corporal replied. "Initiate warp drive," I ordered. Eva nodded and pushed a button, "Self destruct…" I turned off self-desturct, "we have labels and everything!" "Sorry sir," Eva said. "You better be 100% or I'm turning this jet around!" I replied. Eva pushed the correct button, "Warp drive initiated," the computer announced.
(end of chapter Two)