Dear Fred and George Weasley,It's been twenty-seven seconds, nineteen minutes, eight hours, twenty days, four months, and 3.2 years that I've been bullied. When I first entered high school, the others knew that I would be a nerd. Ever since the first month, the jocks in school *cough*Flint Rogers*cough* have singled me out. I've been the victim of many horrible pranks, wedgies, wet willies, and spit-balls.Today was the last straw.I was at the cafeteria with my friends, Howard and Sheldon. We were studying, as usual when it happened.Suddenly, a tray of spaghetti, mashed potatoes, green beans, jello, and rotten milk was dumped on my head. There was a silence.Then there was the first laugh. And another. And another. And another, and another, and another. Soon it was the whol cafeteria that was laughing.That afternoon, we, the nerds of my high school decided to do something. We decided to fight back. But we all have the same thing in common.We suck at revenge plans.That's why I'm asking you two. Do you have any ideas? We, the Nerd Commity of District 26123 are tired of waiting.We want to get back at our bullies, and finally, FINALLY achieve the peace of mind that we really need.
Alexander H.
Hey Alexander!
This is gonna be fun. Okay Alex. They played a food prank on you. You're gonna do better, because never fear when Gred and Forge are here!
Enough, Gred. Get on with it.
Okay, okay. Alex, the first part of the prank is the hardest – one of your Nerd Community has to go to each bully's house.
Yes, you read write. You have to go to their houses, infiltrate them to the lowest level – their bathrooms.
And once you're there, you'll love the hard work you've done (or maybe the insults you've endured).
I'm writing this, Forge. Anyhoo – Alex, you must take with yourself a chicken bouillon cube and place it on the shower heads. The next day, when the water from the shower falls on the bullies' gloriously naked bodies, they're gonna stink like rotten chicken.
And I really mean stink. STINK. Like from ten meters away.
They'll never know what hit them.
Sincerely yours,
Aides for perpetrators of crime,
Fred and George Weasley.