Tournament of Weirdness
Part IV: Boobies Vs. Clones. Result: Doors
"Yeah, I'll definately do it!"
Naruto gave off his battle-ready grin
"Naruto, you can't be serious .
. .?" Lee felt like Naruto needed to know something but Naruto
shook his head
"Fine then! Meet me by the
training place!" Konohamaru jumped out the window
"Uum, Konohamaru- there's no
landing on the edge of that-" Naruto tried to stop him but was
interrupted by Konohamaru's yell, "My leg!" Naruto's face
had a 'You idiot' look, "I'll be right back, Lee . . ."
Naruto walked into the same area that
he did the bell-training with Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi after he
first graduated from the academy. He stood there for a few minutes
then he heard a yell
"Hii-yah!" He looked as
some cardboard shurikens tapped him on the stomach and fell to his
feet
"Oohh, ouch!" Naruto said,
bored and sarcastically
"I see that you're affected by my attack!" Konohamaru thought he was doing a good attack, "Now, to finish you off!" He ran up to Naruto with his fist extended. Naruto bent down and Konohamaru smacked his head against Naruto's metal beadband. His face began to show pain and he ran back, "Ow! Ow! Ouch!" He remembered that Naruto was behind him, "Uumm, I mean: Ha! No effect!" He put his hands together into a sign, "Well, you'll never survive my next attack!" Naruto recognized the way for a transformation juitsu, "I bring back the return of: The Boobie-Boobie Juitsu!"
Naruto watched as a Sexy-Juitsu took
place. He smacked his forhead and shook it, "Okay, now this is
getting stupid." He put his hands together, "Shadow Clone!"
Five images of himself appeared behind him, "Transform!" He
shouted and the five did as told. It was the Sexy-Juitsu, all right.
"Oh, Konohamaru" Their voices shot. Konohamaru's
technique stopped out of nowhere and he was suddenly glomped by five
(Fake) women.
"Later!" The real Naruto
ran off as mock speed. He climbed the steps to where Tsunade and Lee
were waiting, "Battle's over, I won!" He said quickly
"Okay, then . . ." Tsunade
ran through her forms, "Okay, then I guess you're in the
tournament. Run down to the green building two blocks from here and-"
"Okay, bye!" Naruto grabbed
Lee's hands and ran down to the building faster than ever. At the
building, they were greeted by Ramorichou Nodus himself
"Welcome!" He greeted, "Now,
I suppose you're here for the Double Ninja Tournament?"
"Yes, sure are!" Lee
answered
"Excellent! Now, I want you to
look behind me." Ramorichou stepped aside, "There will be
ten rounds of the tournament. For the first one, you will have to go
through a door. Each door will hold a different challenge that will
test your team work. Now, pick!"
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What door do they take?
1) The door labelled "Combos"
2) The door labelled "Things only Rock Lee would know"
3) The door labelled "You will regret comming through here"
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And now, a word from Konohamaru: "I was so winning! Who writes this crap?!"