Viluy vs. Mercury
by Eudial ^_^
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*Cyprine & Ptilol enter the arena, chased by Joan Rivers*
Cyprine: NO! Run! She's gaining on us! Go! GO!!
Ptilol: AAA!! I'm tryin'! I'm tryin'!!
Joan Rivers fans: *cheer*
Death Buster fans: *cheer*
Joan Rivers: Wait! WAIT!! My daughter's not talented!!
*Eudial pops up and fire busts Joan Rivers into oblivion*
Cyprine and Ptilol: Phew.
Joan Rivers fans: *Cry*
Busters fans: *Cheer*
Cyprine: A lot's happened! Mars was run over by Eudial, Mimete turns into Queen Kong when she gets pissed off, Venus fell to her death from the Tokyo Tower, Tellu turns into several different horror-movie psychos who all sound like Chichiri...and Eudial was eaten by Mimete. I guess Mimete didn't like the taste because Eudial's on the JumboTron.
Ptilol: Ahem. Today's battle is...long-awaited!
Cyprine: What makes it so special?
Ptilol: Joan Rivers getting obliterated by....
*Cyprine's face lights up*
Ptilol: Oh...no. Nevermind. It's Viluy and Mercury beating each other up and stuff!
*Cyprine pouts*
Ptilol: Aaaaaaaand noooooow!! From the senshi corneeeeeeer! The one! The only! SSSSSAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLLLOR MERCURYYYYYY!!!!
*Sailor Mercury's henshin music plays*
*Senshi fans cheer, Death Busters fans boo*
*No one comes out of the senshi side of the arena*
*Music stops*
Cyprine: What's the freakin' holdup???!!
*Senshi fans' cheers slowly fade*
Ptilol: Umm...okay. From the Death Buster's corneeeer!!! The one! The only........VVVVIIIILLLLUUUYYYY!!!!!
*Random techno music begins to play*
*Death Busters fans cheer, Senshi fans boo*
*No one comes out of the Buster side, and music stops*
Cyprine: -_-() That's it! I quit!!
*Just as Cyprine begins to leave, Viluy and Mercury come into the arena, quietly talking*
Mercury: ....and yesterday, I finally got my new 650 megahertz gigaprocessor!
Viluy: Wow! I'm so jealous!
*Audience sweatdrops*
Mercury: *nods* Yes. And then I was just in the midst of externally connecting it to the 1200 gigaflop megahyperdromulator when..
Viluy: Are you an idiot or something??? The 650 meghertz gigaprocessor does NOT externally connect to the 1200 gigaflop megahyperdromulator!!! You have to INTERNALLY use the hyperports and configure the gigahert module to convert the 230 megahertz microprocessor before you can even ATTEMPT to do that!! GOD!
Mercury: Oh yeah??! You wanna make something of it??
*Mercury assumes a threatening pose*
Cyprine: No no no!! Wait wait wait!!!
Viluy & Mercury: Eh?? *sweatdrop*
Cyprine: And now, ladies and gentlemen......
Ptilol: LLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLE!!!
Bell: Squish!
Cyprine: *slaps forehead and calls the bell repairmen again*
*Audience cheers*
Senshi side: KILL VILUY! KILL VILUY!!
Buster side: KILL, VILUY! KILL, VILUY!!!
Mercury: Ahem...now...where was I? Oh yes. SHINE AQUA ILLUSION!!!
Cyprine: Oh my!!! Viluy skillfully dodges the...uh, water, and..she's.....
Viluy: Motaiku..bustah!!!
Mercury: AAAA!!!
Ptilol: Mercury gets electrocuted by Viluy's attack! She's....flying....towards....Taiki?? -_-()
*Taiki, who is sitting with other spectators, catches the electrocuted Mercury, who bounces off his forehead...and into his arms*
Mercury(electrocuted): Mm-mm-y hero! *^^*
Taiki: My forehead!! -_-; OW! *drops electrocuted Mercury into one of the aisles*
Cyprine: Viluy is certainly taking her time...
*Viluy aquires an evil smirk*
Viluy: HEY!!!
Audience: Eh??
Viluy: ^_^ FREE BEER!!!!
Ptilol: The audience is flooding the arena!!
Cyprine: Mmm...beer....hey...where's Mercury??
Ptilol: Mercury is....getting trampled by the beer-greedy audience!
Viluy: Mwahahaha!!!
*CRUNCH* *TRAMPLE TRAMPLE* *CRACK* *OOZE*
Mercury: *...gag*
Cyprine: o.0;;;
Ptilol: 0.o;;; *cringe*
Cyprine: That's gotta hurt!
Viluy: My plan prevailed!!
Audience: Where's our beer?
Viluy: There IS no beer, you idiots!!
Audience: Oh...
Ptilol: ......Mercury has been killed.
Cyprine: ....By the....audience. -_-()
Referee: Whatever. I'm allowing this....I *try* enforce rules around here, and all I get is blatant disrespect! Well I've had it! Why I oughta-
Ptilol: Well! That settles it then! :D
Cyprine: The winner is.....VVVVIIIILLLLLUUUUUYYYY!!!!
Viluy: Daaaaaamn straight! }:D
Ptilol: Well. That was fun...
Cyprine: Indeed. Much fun was had by all.
Viluy: *does happy dance* ^_^
Ptilol: Well, I'm spent!
Cyprine: As am I!
Eudial: End the damn thing!! *brandishes Fire Buster (patent pending, of course)*
Cyprine: o_0 Well, we'd better leave before Eudial does anything rash.....
Ptilol: Goodnight, minna!
Cyprine: Don't miss next week's fight in which my sister and I fight against the blonde bimbo of love and justice!