Me: Hello there! Today our guest star is the one and only good boy that can be a bad ass at the same time. He's also know as Mardara, the first Uchiha and wants to take over the world, here's Tobi!

Tobi: Tobi is a good boy not a bad ass

Me:sure your not. Well, if your such a good boy, when don't you do the disclaimer for me, I'll give you a cookie if you do.

Tobi: Kay! This nice girl who gives me cookies doesn't own Tobi or any of the others besides her original characters. Can Tobi have cookie now?

Me:Sure here you go. *Give cookie, but cookie is stolen by Gaara.

Gaara: MINE! *evil laugh and then disappears into sand*

Me:Gaara, NNOOOO! Don't you remember what happened last time!

Pein:Too late *Gaara and Tobi start crying*

Me:*sigh* oh well, ONWARD WITH THE STORY!

CHAPTER 4: THE PAST OF EVE ÉTOILE PART 1

"Hey! HEY! WAKE UP!"

Her eyes flickered open. Her bloody, crimson red eyes stared at the deep blue eyes before her, trying to recall where she was and why she was there. When memories started flowing into her head, she frown. With force, but not enough to break anything, she kicked the blond boy in the stomach. He fell off the bed and landed with a 'thump'.

"What did you do that for!" said the blond, still holding his aching stomach. The sky blue haired girl simply looked away.

"That's what you get for being in my bed."

"What ever. I just came to wake you up. You have to go shopping with Konan today, remember." the Blond got up and walked to the door where he was, unexpectedly, tackled down by a certain lollipop masked man.

"Good morning, Deidara-senpai!" the the man scanned the room. His orange masked hide the smile on his face as he tackled the sky-blue haired girl. "Good morning, E2-chan!" the girl stiffened under his touch. She didn't enjoy being touched so early in the morning, but she soon relaxed realizing that he wasn't going to let go until she hugged him back and said good morning.

"Good morning, Tobi-senpai!"she said with a smile as she hugged him back. If it wasn't for his mask, the crimson eyed girl would be laughing her head off because of the large blush that was on his face. He had never been referred to as senpai and didn't know what to do, so he just hugged her tightly before letting go then jumped off her bed.

"Tobi..." Deidara said angrily while he got off the floor, still holding his stomach which ached even more because of a certain someone. "Get out, you're not even suppose to KNOW about this place!" he said as he dragged Tobi out of the room. Then he turned to the girl still laying in bed, her light blue hair flowing down around her, like a series of waterfalls. Her angelic face and crimson eyes still carrying a hint of sleepiness. He couldn't help but stare and nearly blushed when he noticed that she was staring back at her, but managed to keep it in.

"What?" she asked her voice light and soft.

"Nothing." He said turning away "Come on E2." she was about to follow when she remembered something from her dream.

"Eve..." She whispered loud enough for him to here. The blond turn back at her with a confused and slightly irritated look on his face. He though she had mistaken him for a girl she knew who's name might have been Eve. Nothing gets him angrier than being called a girl.

"What?" He said still a bit irritated

"My name..I remember it. My name is Eve Étoile. But don't have to call me by my full name. Just Eve." She said with a smile. His expression lightened and he smiled back, then motioned for her to follow and she did as told, after changing of course.

The three walked down the halls, trying to ignore Tobi as he asked a million questions about Eve's 'other room'. Wen they walked into the kitchen,were they expected everyone to be, Eve was stunned at the sight before her.

Pein and Kakuzu were both twitching wildly while repeating 'there's no more' over and over again. Kakuzu kept opening and closing a box of money, debating if he should go and but so more of what ever was missing.

Itachi's sharigan kept flipping off and on and his hair seem to be floating around the dark aura that now surrounded him. And Kisame nearly made himself into sushi with the way he was swinging his sword around. But compared to Hidan, everyone else was completely fine!

Hidan was going completely crazy! He was jumping off walls, swinging his scythe away and cursing like there was no tomorrow. His eye's looked hypnotic and were moving around wildly. He looked like he was a sycophant!

Eve looked over at Sasori. He looked completely calm and was paying no mind to the others. The same was with Deidara and Konan, who just now stepped into the room. She wasn't wearing her usually Akatsuki attire because she was going shopping with Eve and didn't want to stand out. Plant-dude was probably outside. Finally the noise became too much for Eve and she placed earplugs in her ears, then screamed at the top of her lungs. Everything went silent.

"Thank you." she said removing the ear plugs."Now tell me what's going on."

"Oh, this." Sasori said "It's nothing. Hidan just drank all the caffeine in the house again. Tea, coffee, even Tobi's not-so-secret, secret stash of chocolate bars." Tobi nearly fainted when he heard that. "Leader-sama, Itachi, Kakuzu, and Kisame are all going crazy on the inside because of lack of caffeine in their systems."

"See, this is why I don't drink a lot of caffeine." Deidara said walking to the fridge. Konan and Eve nodding in agreement. Deidara open the fridge and search for something he couldn't find. Sasori gave him a sly smile.

"He drank all the soda too, you know." Deidara stiffened and then started to twitch uncontrollably like the others.

"Come on, E2 lets go get them some of their 'poison' before their conditions get worse."

"Eve." She corrected her then explained the whole thing to everyone even though they were all still crazy.

"WAIT!" Deidara yelled when he remembered they we're going shopping. "TAKE ME WITH YOU!"

"Fine but you have to change out of your Akatsuki clothes." Konan said walking out the door. Deidara nodded and rushed to his room to change.

Walking down the isles of a shopping center, were Eve, Konan, and Deidara(holding a can of soda). They had got everything on the list and were about to leave when. Eve saw a kimono shop. Her eyes gleamed as she pulled Konan and Deidara to the shop.

"Um..Eve." Deidara said as she pulled him by his black tank top, dragging him on the floor

"Yeah, what?" she said still not letting go of him or Konan.

"You know we can walk, right." Konan said. Eve stopped for a minute, then let go, allow Konan and Deidara to stand up and brush the dirt of them. Then they followed Eve into the store.

"Why am I here." Deidara said seeing that the store only had kimonos for girls.

"Because, if you don't stay I'm gonna throw away all your soda." She said with a smile as she handed Konan a pile of kimonos. "Besides, we need you to carry the bags and there's gonna be a lot of them." Konan looked at the price tag for one the kimonos and nearly fainted.

"Eve..." she said "Don't you remember, we spent all the money Leader-sama gave us on food and I can't afford these." Eve gave her a sweet smile and said,

"Maybe you can't, but I can." she reached into her shirt pocket and pulled out a gold nugget the size of her hand. Deidara and Konan stared at her and the the gold nugget. She smiled at them. "And there's more where that came from." then she turned to the shop keeper and employes who were also staring at her. "Could you please bring me your best kimonos." they all started to rush around. Eve snickered a bit as some tripped and fell in the effort to please her. She turn back to Deidara and Konan who were giving her the 'explain' look.

"Ah, the life of a princess is one no one would understand and is best kept secret when in a distant land." said a voice. Suddenly there was a flash of red that landed right in front of Eve, just inches away from her face. It was a boy who had icy blue eyes, almost the same color as Eve's hair and spiky red hair, with a black headband that was covered by his bangs, the color of her eyes. Eve's eyes widened.

She tackled the boy in front of her.

"ONNII-SAMA! OH BIG BROTHER I'VE MISSED YOU!" Eve hugged him tightly then stopped. Something was off. She got off her brother and started to jump from one place to another, looking around for the missing person. When she finally gave up she turned to her brother and asked "Where's Kiiroi Meh-chan?"

Her brother got up and dusted the dirt of him. He still had the bored expression that he had since his childhood. "Oh, Sarah, she's back at the place that you're staying at." Eve stiffened. Everyone was probably still crazy from lack of caffeine, and Hidan overdose of caffeine. She didn't know if the yellow eyed girl could handle something like that.

"Oh, well I'm sure she can handle it."

*Back at hideout*

Hidan tied up. Everyone twitching more wildly than before. Sarah and plant-dude making tea.

"Thanks for our help Zetus-kun. I don't know what I would have done without you. They we're driving me crazy." Sarah said as she handed everyone, but Hidan some tea. She gave Hidan a sleeping potion which just knocked him out.

"Can we have some more of the meat pie now." Zetus asked(both halves together)

"Of course!" Soon everything was peaceful again, despite the fact that the place was completely trashed.

*Back to Eve and her brother*

"By the way," he brother said. His eyes glowed blue and hand turn black as he struck her on the head, HARD. Blood started to flow down her forehead. She jumped back away from her brother and held her head.

"OW OW OW OW OW OW OOOOOOOW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR!" she yelled at him.

"That, was for leaving without tell anyone. And this." he lifted up his hand and Eve floated with it. Then he swung his hand to the side and Eve crashed into the wall. "is for abusing your power, making us go through all the trouble to find you, and for being in a house filled with boys when you only 10." Eve chuckled a bit

"First off, if I told you, you probably wouldn't let me go. Second, what do you think you're doing now and third I'm a old enough and strong enough to take care of myself. Besides Konan lives there too you know!"

"What ever, just hurry up and do what you have to do before Papa finds out and comes after us."

"NO." she said with sweet smile that hide the only hint of anger that could be spotted

"What?" he said still wearing his bored expression. If it wasn't for that she would she how angry he was, not like she needed to, anyone could read the thick atmosphere.

"Um. Excuse me ma'am, but your kimono's are ready." an employee said trying to ease the tension and get a larger pay check. Eve smiled at her then turn to Konan.

"Konanchi," she said pointing to Konan "go try some of those on and tell me which ones you like. Its all on me. We should probably get a few for Kiiroi too." she said as she wiped the blood of her and repaired the wall.

"HOLD IT! First explain." Deidara said still a little confused about what was going on. Eve's brother looked at him, a bored smile sneaked its way onto his face.

"I'm sorry. Where are my manners. Experiment #1, E1 at your service." he said with a bow "As you should know by now, I'm Eve's older brother my birth name is Adam Étoile, prince and heir to the throne of the New Babylonian Empire." Deidara's eyes got wide

"Wait, so that means that Eve's a princess?" a blade came in close contact with the blond's head and Eve burst out of the changing room wearing a white kimono.

"DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME THAT!" she yelled. Everyone but Konan, cause she was still changing stared at her. She looked beautiful, the blue vine pattern sparkled as it wrapped around her slim, not too skinny not to muscular, figure. But the outraged expression on her face made all of them, except Adam of course, almost pee their pants. "I DESPISE THAT TITLE! CALL ME THAT AGAIN AND YOU'RE DEAD!" she said and huffed back into the changing room.

"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT!" Deidara yelled. He was starting to get a headache. Too much was happening at once. Adam just picked up the blade Eve threw and twirled it in his hand as he walked over to a beach where men sit and wait until the woman are done.

"Ah the life of a princess is one no one would understand and is best kept secret when in a distant land." he repeated the phrase he said before. All the employees understood what he was trying to say and went back to work but it took Deidara a while before he got it.

"Eve isn't like other girls is she." Adam gave him the 'duh' look but he ignored it "And it's because of this that she doesn't want to be call a princess, right" Adam shrugged his shoulders.

"Who knows. I think it's because of...something personal that happened in our past"

"What happened?" Konan stepped out of the dressing room wearing a dark blue kimono with white flower petals wrapping around her figure from the top to the very bottom of the kimono. He gave her a questionable look then turn to Eve.

"It's okay, go ahead." he nodded the walked over to her. He put his hands on her shoulders and Eve closed her eyes as she was pulled into a kiss. Everyone's mouth hung open. All of a sudden a large wind started to swirl around Adam and Eve. It pulled Deidara and Konan in. When the winds stopped, all of them were gone.

-to be continued

Me:CLIFFHANGER! I did this because there is a lot in Eve's past that I didn't let you guys now about. So I thought I'd do it now. So just press that little next button and see what happens next.

Adam: click it

Eve: Click It

Deidei: CLICK IT

Tobi: CLICK IT 3

Garra:CLICK IT OR ELSE

Hidan: FOR THE LOVE OF JASHIN JUST FUCKING CLICK IT!