PWNprince has logged on.
PrettyPrettyPrincess has logged on.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Wazzup Bman?
PWNprince: You probably should just call me Bruce on this account... we don't want anyone to get suspicious.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: But I like Bman!
PWNprince: Sarah...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: What Bman?
PWNprince: If you don't stop, I'll start calling you... oh, what was her name? Princess Buttercup?
PrettyPrettyPrincess: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Don't do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PWNprince: Don't do what, Buttercup?
PWNprince: XD
PrettyPrettyPrincess: That's it. I'm never watching Princess Bride with you again. Or sharing my Princess Bride fanfiction with you. Or showing you my Princess Bride action figure collection. Or
PWNprince: How will I go on?
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Stupid devious billionaire.
PWNprince: You know you love it.
GoblinKing13 has logged on.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Uh oh.
GoblinKing13: I can't seem to find my undergarments, precious. Would you know anything about this tragicness?
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Uh, nuuuu...
PWNprince: You wear underwear? I was under the impression that
PrettyPrettyPrincess: SHUT UP SHUT UP
GoblinKing13: Really? I happen to remember you volunteering to take on my laundry for me just last week so that I wouldn't smell like goblins the next time I came over, Sarah.
GoblinKing13: Everything returned in perfect order except for my undergarments. They even smelled wonderfully like green apples.
GoblinKing13: Wonderfully.
GoblinKing13: So are you sure you don't know where they are, dearest?
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Um, nope. Nopedy nope nope nope.
where_are_my_brownies has logged on.
where_are_my_brownies: hey sarah, is there any reason theres a pair of glittery underroos hanging on ur wall??
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ...
PWNprince: ... Buttercup?...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Crap.
GoblinKing13: Oh, Sarah. You naughty, naughty girl.
PWNprince: Emily? Is that you?
where_are_my_brownies: bruce?? yeah, it's me!! howz it goin??
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I'm just gonna... y'know... hide under my bed in shame for awhile. Just so you all know.
GoblinKing13: May I join you precious?
PrettyPrettyPrincess: No.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: No.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: NO.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: NO!!!!
GoblinKing13: :(
PWNprince: I'm goin' good... y'know, I have a charity ball I have to go to tomorrow night. If you aren't doing anything....
where_are_my_brownies: *squee* YES!!! ID LOVE TO!!!!
where_are_my_brownies: er... i mean...
where_are_my_brownies: im not doin anything. what time?
PWNprince: Let's say five?
GoblinKing13: Sarah...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: WHAT
GoblinKing13: Don't defy me...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Shut the hell up. X(
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I'll ttyl Bruce/Emily.
PWNprince: Bye Sarah!
where_are_my_brownies: c ya sista! 5 sounds good, bruce.
GoblinKing13: :( You won't ttyl me?
GoblinKing13: What does ttyl mean?!?
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I really can't get any lower than this.
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GoblinKing13: Sarah, wait!
GoblinKing13: I shall help you in your goal to get "lower"!
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PWNprince: ... That was awkward.
where_are_my_brownies: meh. you get used to it.
FearIsTheBestMedicine has logged on.
where_are_my_brownies: hey! who are you?
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Jonathan Crane, at your service.
PWNprince: O_O Crane!
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Er... yes?
PWNprince: ... er...
PWNprince: Sorry, I just realized I needed to... er... go count my money.
PWNprince: Byez
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where_are_my_brownies: BRUCE!! WAIT! I CAN COUNT IT WITH YOU!!!
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FearIsTheBestMedicine: ?
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Am I missing something here?
FearIsTheBestMedicine: BECAUSE I HATE MISSING SOMETHING.
DarKKnightT has logged on.
DarKKnighT: Crane!
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Yes, that is my name, how can I help you?
DarKKnighT: Word on the street is that you're the Joker's doctor...
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Yes, I am, however did you know?
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Are you on the street often?
DarKKnighT: ...
DarKKnighT: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!
FearIsTheBestMedicine: We were on a specific subject?
DarKKnighT: YES!
FearIsTheBestMedicine: My apologies, Batman...
DarKKnighT: ... o_O
DarKKnighT: ARE YOU BEING SARCASTIC??
DarKKnighT: BECAUSE I HATE SARCASM!!
FearIsTheBestMedicine: There isn't any need to yell.
DarKKnighT: HOW IS THE JOKERS PROGRESS??
FearIsTheBestMedicine: I'd be more comfortable answering if you weren't yelling at me.
DarKKnighT: FINE!!
DarKKnighT: How is the Joker's progress?
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Thank you.
FearIsTheBestMedicine: And why don't you ask him yourself?
DarKKnighT: WHAT??
FearIsTheBestMedicine: See? There you go again!
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Yelling is not the answer!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME has logged on.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: BaTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DarKKnighT: What the--
DarKKnighT: CRANE!! DID YOU LET HIM GET ON IM??
FearIsTheBestMedicine: I felt like it would be a good social outlet for him.
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Plus, he threatened to stick a spork in my eye.
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Usually I'm not one for threats, but this spork looked particularly pointy...
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: I lIKe SPorKS yES i dO I Like spoRKS hoW BouT YOU??!1
DarKKnighT: JSAJKLDHFLM,AJIJDFNG;ASKOPUJKS WL;JWMAM!!!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: :( U no LiKe spORKs??
FearIsTheBestMedicine: It is my professional opinion that the Batman has suffered from a brief lapse of rage and has let his fingers go wild over the keyboard.
DarKKnighT: NO!
DarKKnighT: YOUR WRONG!!
DarKKnighT: MY HEAD FELL AGAINST MY BATKEYBOARD!!
DarKKnighT: AND I DO LIKE SPORKS!!!
DarKKnighT: Sortof.
PrettyPrettyPrincess has logged on.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: Help me.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I think that there's someone in my room and ITS NOT ONE OF MY FAMILIAR STALKERS!!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: THEY TOOK THEM!!! THEM!!!!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: O_O
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: I'LL BE RIGHT THERE
PrettyPrettyPrincess: O_o ...
DarKKnighT: Joker, if you so much as set a toe out of your cell I will... do something Batmanny. STAY THERE!!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: PartY POOPER BatSY... i liKE My TOes... I WOuldNT CUT onE oFf!
DarKKnighT: And calm down, Sarah. Tell me what happened.
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Yes... tell us EVERYTHING...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: do I know you??
FearIsTheBestMedicine: YES.
FearIsTheBestMedicine: My name is Doctor Crane...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: HOMYGOD!!! I remember you!!!!
PrettyPrettyPrincess: You have the most gorgeous eyes!!!!!!!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: O_O
FearIsTheBestMedicine: :)
DarKKnighT: ...
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: ThaTS It... IM ComINg oVEr NOW.
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: UR HAVING A BREAKDOWN!!!!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: EVERYone KnOWS ITs ME with tHe GOrGeouS EyeS!!!
DarKKnighT: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!!
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PrettyPrettyPrincess: BMAN?? HELLO?? I NEED HELP HERE!!!! THEY GOT TAKEN!!!
cLoWn_PriNCe_oF_CriME: Im hERe tO HElp, puNKIn... WAIT baTSY NOOOoo! I WAsnT ReALly Gonna usEakshaknasoainsasaASKAJLa;KILDHSL!KIH1L..
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PrettyPrettyPrincess: ... I don't know whether to feel depressed or relieved.
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ... Probably relieved...
FearIsTheBestMedicine: What is it exactly you need help with? I AM a doctor, you know...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: ... well... it's a little uncomfortable to talk about... but...
PrettyPrettyPrincess: istolejarethsunderpantstoputonmywall, idunnowhytheywerejustreallyprettyandsparkly, andnowtheyregoneandidunnowheretheyare!!!!
FearIsTheBestMedicine: ...
FearIsTheBestMedicine: Well, it is my professional opinion that --
where_are_my_brownies has logged on.
where_are_my_brownies: heyz, is there a reason jareth's in our pantry in nothing but the underroos u previously had on ur wall??
PrettyPrettyPrincess: O_O O_O O_O
FearIsTheBestMedicine: ??
PrettyPrettyPrincess: I have to go now.
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where_are_my_brownies: it makes me depressed that ive been talking to my roommate via im when we r two rooms away frm each other.
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FearIsTheBestMedicine: I'm all alone.
FearIsTheBestMedicine: This sucks.
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DarKKnighT has logged on.
DarKKnighT: Batman always has the last word.
DarKKnighT: ALWAYS.
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Okay, I'm having a lot of fun with these. So sue me.
I MIGHT do a third one... but that might make me look a little desperate. Or unfunny.
AND I HATE BEING UNFUNNY!
... Okay, so... yeah. Review?? :)