CH4

"Bail I've come up with a way to make the senate realize that palpatine is a sith lord." –Padme

"PALPATINE IS A Sith LORD?" –Bail origin.

"Yes you fuck." –Padme. "Now what I'm gonna do is spray paint 'Palpatine is a sith lord' on the senate building in big red letters."

"Excellent plan Padme." –Obi-wan "But vandalism is illegal."

"Says the man who let darth vader live." –Padme

"Point taken." –Obi-wan

"Do what do I?" –Yoda

"Talk normal and babysit my kids." –Padme

"But MOOOoooOOOM," we don't need a babysitter!" Luke and Leia shouted in unison. Luke is in his goth phase, wearing black clothes and has a Mohawk, with black eye shadow and black nails. Leia is in her teenage girl phase, whatever that means. She made Bail opra cry once.

"Why can't I go to Gothica with Dak, evanescence is suppose to be there?" –Luke

"Fine you can go to Gothica with your boyfriend, but be home by 9." –Padme "Leia, go with your brother and make sure he doesn't get into any trouble."

"Ew I like don't want to like hang out with them, Gothica is like so like last year." –Leia

"Fine. Stay home and clean your room then." –Padme

"This like so isn't fair." –Leia storms off to her room. "Why can't I like come with you?"

"Ohkay then come with me." -Padme

"Yoda you will go with Luke and his boyfriend Dak and make sure they get there and back safely." –Padme

"Fine." -Yoda

Padme and Leia then left disguised as a mandalorian bounty hunters and went to the senate bilding in a ship and wrote 'palpatine is a sith lord' in red letters on the senate buidlign and leia wrote "palpatine is an uncool dick.' In the days to follow, the news hounded palpatine and followed him wherever he went so he couldn't secretly do his sith duties without them seeing and knowing the truth and have the senate turn against him.

"Mr. Palpatine is it true that you're an uncool dick?" –Ryan Seacrest

"No of course I'm not a dick im a good person and im defintelly cool!" -Palpatine

"And now that the media has a good eye on palpatine and is keeping him from being an evil dick" (he was last seen helping an old lady get a rancor unstuck from a tree) "we commence with part 2 of my plan." -padme

"What's part 2?" -Bail olive garden

"im going to destroy the death star and turn vader back to the good side."

"Oh is that all?" -Obi-wan "well at least it's nothing too difficult."

"Good then you're in." –Padme.