A/N: OH GODS (Plus points if you know where that's from). I AM SO SORRY. I've been gone forever. I sorta lost interest after Chapter 3 woops. I realize this isn't much, but the next few chapters will be more appealing, I promise! TBH, it looks like this is going on a more serious plot line direction. IDK yet. Now if only I wouldn't be so lazy...

Thank you to northblue, Divaun and Eman for the Devil Fruit ideas! To NinjaQ, it's not Chopper ^^

DISCLAIMER: Oda-sensei owns One Piece.

May 14, 11:55pm

Finally. Some time to myself.

The blood wouldn't stop flowing for a half hour after Franky accidentally punched me on the nose when I interrupted his reading. He was bawling waterfalls and apologizing like there was no tomorrow while Chopper scolded me with his "You really need to stop being so curious" speech again and clicked his tongue with disapproval. It wasn't the first time I stuck my nose into something and received some sort of minor injury (like the time I cut my chin messing around with Sunny's Dock System. Or when I accidentally got second degree burns trying to taste some of Sanji's cooking while it was still on the stove), and I'm pretty sure it won't be the last.

With the last tear brushed away and my tissue supply checked one last time, they both left me in the sick bay exploring Robin's book of Devil Fruits, which proved to be a very interesting read indeed.

Did you know there's a Cerberus model for the Inu Inu no Mi? I bet Luffy'd like that. Just like how he befriended that Cerberus on Thriller Bark within seconds. Too bad it's a Mythical Zoan.

Eww. Okay, there's a fruit that let's you control sweat?! The Sweat Sweat Fruit. That's just disgusting. It has to be the smelliest power ever! Well, at least it'll be effective, I guess. I wouldn't go within a hundred miles of the user.

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Oh. My. Gosh.

There's a Choco Choco no Mi.

You know what that means?! Unlimited supply of chocolate! I would gladly trade swimming for that, oh my.

Oh, but wait. Does that mean I'd be eating myself? Eww.

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Oh crap, it's already 3 o'clock. Nami said we'd be landing in the morning on that weird little horse shoe island we saw today. Time to sleep.