Disclaimer: Naruto is the property of Mashashi Kishimoto, Negima is the property of Ken Akamatsu. Any other properties will be pointed out at the end of the chapter.

Thanks for all the positive reviews. Knowing there are legitimately people who want to see where this story goes is what gives me the drive to keep this train running.

Okay. I promised myself not to go on another rant again. But I need to get this off my chest. I had recently learned about Ken Akamatsu's "sequel" to Negima. I won't spoil the exact details. But unless you really... REALLY like Evangeline, and only Evangeline. You're probably gonna hate this manga. I am so fucking pissed off. It's bad enough the series ended the way it did... But to be followed up with... THIS! It's twisting the knife, and rubbing salt in an open wound at the same damn time.

Bottom line. Screw Akamatsu, and screw his creators pet, god mode jerk sue Vampire who I have NO interest in reading about whatsoever. All bets are off now. I'm sorry if any of you are fans on her. But from now on, she is getting nothing but poor treatment from me in this, and any other Negima related works. I know I'll likely lose readers from this... But I need to deal with this anger somehow, and since therapy is for wimps, I'm healing the sickness with bashing.

*sigh* Okay... Now that I've got that outa my system, If you're still here, let's get on with this story.

(With Ayaka)

The blond was doing a now in the process of shooting assorted fruits being tossed into the air by Naruto. She had already got the hang of shooting still fruits at fifty paces, but now shooting them as they were moving was proving much harder.

"Aim down the sights. Keep a firm steady grip. Remember your stance!" He barked tossing more and more fruit down range. For all Ayaka's effort, she was only shooting down just under half the fruits this time.

"What do you think I'm trying to do?" Ayaka muttered only to get nailed in the back with a fruit, knocking her off-balance, and falling face-first into a puddle of only partly dried mud. Ayaka cried out in surprise, anger, and humiliation as she pushed herself off the puddle, her face, and shirt caked in a layer of mud.

"That'll teach you to talk back, to your sensei." Naruto snickered.

"You're dead!" Ayaka screamed charging him like an enraged bull. Naruto just smiled and stood there with a foolish grin on his face. At the last second, he bolted to the side, and stuck his leg out, tripping Ayaka, and sending her sailing into the dirt. Ayaka screamed in frustration, as she tried to get up, only to find a huge weight pinning her lower legs to the ground.

"Ahhh! Get off me you bastard!" The blond screamed.

Naruto just smiled. "You really need to watch that potty mouth of yours." He said slowly plucking each of Ayaka's cross trainers off her sockless feet.

"Hey! Why are you taking off my shoes!?" Ayaka screeched, really not liking where this was going. "I swear don't you dareeeeehahahahaa!" Ayaka was cut off in a fit of deep loud laughter as she felt short fingernails digging gently into the crevices of her tiny toes.

Naruto was always fascinated by how soft and smooth women kept their feet in other worlds. Nary a speck of callous or blemished skin. Just soft creamy, and most often sensitive flesh. He tickled her feet for several minutes enjoying the feel of her silky skin on his fingertips when.

Akira's faint shriek rang though the sky. Naruto sprang up ready for action. "Oh no! Akira's in trouble." He was about to make a beeline to check on her when Ayaka's leg slammed into his solar plexus. He gasped in shock as he poofed away in a cloud of smoke.

"That was for tickling me!" Ayaka yelled as she got back up, exhausted from her ordeal. The only other person who ever tickled her was Asuna back when they were little. Ayaka hated it. She wanted to hate it, as much as she wanted to pretend the source of the moisture accumulated in a certain area really was from her bladder. Sighing she reached for her shoes, only to find they were now full of mud.

"Damnation!" She cried out whipping one shoe into the bushes in sheer frustration. She was about to rage some more, when she heard a strange buzzing from those same bushes.

"Beedrill!" Three strange creatures that looked like two-legged bees with lances for hands, rose out of the shrubbery ever so creepily. They locked red eyes on Ayaka, shaking with anger, as they picked up speed flying right at her.

Gulping in panic. Ayaka quickly pulled her pistol out of the mud puddle, and took aim, readying a shot directly at the lead creature's center-of-mass.

*Click.* The gun did nothing. Caked in mud as it was, there was no hope of its internal moving parts squeezing off an effective shot.

Ayaka's eyes widened. She really should learn to keep her temper under control better.

(With Chizuru)

The redhead screamed as her hammer slammed against another floating rock with eyes, a mouth, and arms, "Sensei, if I may ask, why did you take me to train in an area full of these strange creatures?"

"Hey don't blame me." Naruto said hopping on one rock monster's head slamming it into the ground. "You're the one who hit it with your super sledge."

"After you kicked it out of my hands." She defended as she used the handle to block one of the monsters charging head-on at her. "What are these things anyway?"

"Geodude. They're a strange type of Pokémon, creatures that inhabit this world characterized by a strange cellular structure that makes them biologically different from most wildlife." He said as he caught a rock thrown by one of the geodude, and threw it back at the floating rock nailing it right in the jaw. "For one thing they almost never can be killed. Anything you attack them with only knocks them out. They also can mature into stronger forms through various means. And they all breed via laying eggs."

"That's quite interesting Sensei." Chizuru said as she blocked an advancing geodude with her foot. "However, I must ask how exactly to we stop them?"

"Well I figure, we can just outlast them. There can't be too many more left now." He said ax-kicking another into it's already downed buddy when a faint scream echoed through the sky.

"Crap, that's Akira! He then froze a moment. "Double crap, my clone with Ayaka is gone. She's defenseless! Then he saw three of the remaining Geodudes start to glow pure white near Chizuru. "Oh fuck me!" He yelled leaping, and flipping towards Chizuru. A green light orb glowing in the palm of his hand as he put an arm around Chizuru. "Brace yourself!" He yelled as a shimmering clear and white force field surrounded the pair.

"Geo-DUDE!" *BOOM BOOM BOOM!* The explosions were like something out of a cheesy action movie. a shockwave followed by a massive fireball!

(With Akira.)

The naked brunette quickly spun around, and tried to swim away, only for the creature. To quickly swim around her, it's face staring into hers the whole time.

"Sealeo! Sealeo!" It barked at her again and again. Akira was really starting to panic. What if this sea lion-like creature was hostile, was it waited for a moment to attack. In a panic, she tried to push it away her palms touching its breastbone, trying to push it away.

"Sea-leo!" The creature reared back, and lowering its head, charged forward, hitting Akira in the chest, and shoving her backward just as a large claw burst from the water grabbing the sea lion in a vice grip. Looking under the water, Akira could make out the vague shape of a giant lobster monster. It suddenly became clear. The sea-lion wasn't trying to hurt her, it was trying to save her!

Remembering her training, and trying to best adapt it to underwater use, Akira dove under the water. Locating the lobster's face, she swiftly tried to distract it with a kick to the face. The creature raised it's free large claw to block, and grab her leg. "Excellent, you took the bait!" She thought. "Gotta make this quick!" Just when it was about to crush her lower leg, Akira swiftly twisted underwater, her own free leg lashing out with even more force, than her earlier effort, her big toe nailing the lobster directly in the eye!

"Crawdaunt!" It roared letting then both go as it sunk down claws covering its eyes. Seizing the opportunity Akira grabbed the sea-lion, and swam as fast as she could for shore. She could not have gotten out of that water faster, if it had turned to magma. Pulling the sea-lion out with herculean effort. Akira gasped hard for breath as she lay in the grass, totally nude, and utterly exhausted. "Are you okay?" She asked rolling to check on the animal.

"Sealeo! Sea sea!" It chirped, nuzzling her face. She checked it's tail. There was a noticable welt, but it didn't seem to be bleeding or anything. Akira giggled a bit.

"Well I'm glad to see you didn't let that get your spirits down." She smiled reaching over, and stroking its short, but thick fur. "I think I get it now, you just wanted to play, and then you tried to save me when that thing came after me."

"Sealeo." It said bobbing its head up and down. Akira smiled and slowly got up on her knees. Hugging it around its neck. "Thank you very much."

"Sealeo leo!" It chirped as she felt the creature's tongue lick her chest a bit.

"Heehee hey, watch the boobs." Akira chided playfully pulling away. "I don't like you that much." She said with a smile, about to go and reach for her clothes when...

*SPLASH!* "CRAWDAUNT!" The giant lobster burst from the water enraged. Akira screamed as the monster charged at her, claws out ready to strike.

"SEA-LEO!" The sea-lion screamed firing a blue energy beam from its mouth, encasing its legs in ice.

"Daunt daunt!" The lobster growled trying to free itself. Seizing an opportunity Akira ran around to the rear of the crustation, and began wailing hard on the back of its armored head. "Ow!" She clutched her swelling hands as the creature tried in vain to get her off. "Why did I think that was a good idea?" She lamented as the creature finally bucked her tumbling off its back. Akira rapidly stumbled away, trying to gain some ground as Sealeo flopped between them ready to defend the girl as the lobster shattered the ice holding it in place. It turned around ready for round two when.

"GET AWAY FROM AKIRA!" Chizuru's voice roared as her Super Sledge nailed the lobster in the back of the head. The force sent it toppling over end over end splashing into the lake as it quickly sank into the water.

"Chizuru?" Akira finally got a good view of her friend. She stood in front of the nude swimmer, clad in only her bra, and shorts, barefooted, and obviously lightly burned in a few places. "What happened?"

"Naruto and I... We had an accident." She said with a smile. "We heard you scream, and decided to help." She said kneeling by her. "So, who's your friend?" She asked.

"Sealeo! Sealeo leo sea leo!" It chirped hopping onto Chizuru knocking her on her back and licking her face playfully.

"Hehehee. Such a playful thing as well. So Akira, you wanna catch this guy?"

"Catch?" Akira questioned as she got redressed.

"Oh right. Naruto didn't tell you yet." Chizuru began. "Let me explain."

(Minutes earlier back with Chizuru and Naruto.)

Chizuru coughed as she tried to clear the smoke, and dust out of her lungs. Feeling around her, she knew she still had all her body parts though her shirt, and footwear didn't survive the blast.

"Wow! That was interesting." Naruto says waving through the smoke. His jacket was blown away, and his pants had a few holes and tears around the legs, but he was otherwise unharmed too. "I didn't think that Ward spell would actually hold up"

"Sensei? If I may be so polite to ask. Why didn't you warn me these things could explode?" Chizuru asked. Her expression was smiling, but Naruto could sense she was certainly not happy.

"Well if you knew that, you'd try to run instead of fight, right?" He asked rubbing the back of his head sheepishly. "I had to get you to at least try, and put your training to good use.

Chizuru just casually strolled up to him. "Was that it? I see-"

*POW!* Chizuru's fist nailed him right in the forehead, knocking his neck back, and sending him crashing flat on his back, shoulders, and head. "I forgive you now." She said still smiling the whole time.

"Okay. Point taken." Naruto groaned as he slowly set up. "Well as long as they're all out cold, you wanna catch one?"

"What? Catch them?" Chizuru asked.

Naruto nodded. "When a Pokémon is weakend, you can catch it in a specialized device called a Pokeball." He said pulling out three small red, and white balls with a white button. Just throw it as the Pokémon, and the ball will take care of the rest. Now hurry up and make your choice, we have to get to the other girls fast."

Swiping the three balls from Naruto's hand, Chizuru swiftly threw one ball at the closest Geodude, while stuffing the remaining two in her shorts pocket. The ball opened as it struck the rock creature and sucked the creature in a glow of red energy. The ball wiggled back and forth for several seconds before finally stopping.

"Aaaand, now you've caught it." Naruto said picking it up and handing it to Chizuru. "Now hurry up, we need to get to Akira!"

(Back with Akira, and Chizuru in present time.)

"Okay. That explains all that." Akira admitted taking the pokeball Chizuru gave her after she got fully dressed. She knelt known in front of Sealeo. "What about do? Do you really want to come with me?" She asked.

"Sea! Sealeo!" It chirped headbutting the Pokeball slightly, and being sucked in. The ball shook for several seconds before finally settling. Akira smiled and hugged the ball close before-

"Wait a minute, if you were with Naruto, where is he now?"

"Oh I'm here." Naruto said popping up behind them. "Or rather I, his clone am here. I would have helped back there, but Chizuru did such a bang-up job, I wasn't even needed." He said.

"Wait, then where's the real Naruto?" Akira asked concerned.

Chizuru just smiled. "Well... You see."

(With Naruto, and Chizuru just a minute ago.)

Naruto and Chizuru were running along just about to reach Akira's location when-

"Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" A muddy, barefoot, screaming Ayaka ran right past them with three angry Beedrill buzzing after her.

"Oh goddamnit!" Naruto sighed creating a shadow clone. "Go help Akira. I have to deal with this." He charged off muttering about how no amount of gold was worth this.

(Back with Akira, and Chizuru in the present.)

"You mean Ayaka's in trouble!?" Akira yelled. "Why didn't you mention that from the start, let's go." She yelled running off.

Naruto's clone couldn't help but grin. "Pain in the ass, but I gotta admit, you girls have spirit."

Chizuru smiled a genuinely happy one as she started running too. "This is nothing, you should meet the rest of our class."

(With Ayaka.)

"Yaaaaaaaa-umph!" Ayaka had been chased into a field of wildflowers when she accidentally tripped on a falling tree branch, and went flying and tumbling down a very tall, very steep hill. "Owwww. Why me." She whined. She then panicked as she heard the bee monsters buzzing over her.

"Beedrill!" They screeched charging the downed girl.

Ayaka screamed trying to raise her arms to defend herself from the giant stingers.

"COMBEE!" A creature resembling three honeycomb-shaped bees stuck together with a single red marking in between the top pair. Somehow blew a powerful gust of wind that sent all three giant bees crashing into the flowers.

"Combee bee bee bee combee!" The creature barked out as it flew between Ayaka, and her attackers.

"No please." Ayaka begged, "Don't try to fight them! It's my fault their angry, I don't want you getting hurt because of my stupid mistake."

"Well said Ayaka!" Naruto said jumping to her side. "Now that you've learned a thing or two, I think I can trust you with this." He said pulling out a 9mm pistol, and handing it, and a loaded mag to Ayaka.

"Beedrill!" True to form the angry bees charged and ganged up on the Combee. Beating it severely with multiple stings.

Ayaka growled, slapping in the magazine, pulling the slide to chamber a round, and flicking off the safety. "Get away from her, you fiends!" She yelled taking aim, and firing, and aiming, and firing, and aiming, and firing.

Each beedrill, cried out in pain as one by one they were struck with bullets. Their exoskeletons were not pierced by the rounds, but each attack still visibly seemed to injure and weaken them. The beedrill quickly dispersed, and flew away, having decided to cut their losses. Ayaka kept shooting until the gun finally clicked empty. Satisfied they were retreating. She quickly ran to the small Combee's side. "I didn't ask for your help. Why did you get involved."

Naruto just kneeled by her side as he took out a small potion, and fed it to Combee. "This flower field must be home to a combee hive, they defend their feeding grounds against anyone who isn't friendly. That includes bullies."

"Will she be okay?" Ayaka asked.

"I gave her an antidote for the poison. A night's rest, and she should be good as new."

Ayaka slowly reached down, and stroked the creature with a sad smile. "Thank you very much."

Just then Chizuru, and Akira arrived. "Are you two alright?" Akira asked as she saw the scene.

"Yeah. We're okay." Naruto said as his clone dispelled itself.

"Oh wow. Another Pokémon." Chizuru noted strolling over to Ayaka. "I have one Pokeball left. You wanna catch it? You just have to touch it with this ball, and it will be all yours to keep." She said pulling out a Pokeball to Ayaka. "Akira, and I already have one, come on Ayaka, you don't wanna be left out."

Ayaka thought for a moment, then whispered to Combee. "I promise, I'll give you a good home." She said tapping the bee with her ball as it was sucked it. The ball wiggled for a few seconds before finally settling. Ayaka smiled clutching the ball close.

"Well. Now that's been taken care of. We still get a couple of hours before sunrise in your world. Who's up for more train-"

"NO!" Three resounding yells echoed. "After the night I've had. I just want to take a bath, and go home."

Naruto sighed. "Fine, whatever. I'm getting paid either way."

(A short time later. Back at the river.)

The three dirty, sweaty young women were relaxing in the river happily scrubbing the grime away from their bare bodies.

"Naruto?" Akira asked. "Are you sure there's no other Pokémon around here."

"For the twentieth time. I can't be sure, because you won't let me look from behind this rock." Naruto yelled back.

"You are not peaking at us naked you pervert!" Ayaka yelled. "I see even one head of hair poking out. I'm shooting it off." She taunted sitting back down as Akira's Sealeo took a moment to serve as a living shower head spraying every crevice to get them all clean.

Naruto just pouted as he sat behind the rock. "I did agree to train you, and save all your lives. A little peek would be nice." He muttered.

"Geodude." The rock Pokémon smirked at him, as if he found amusement in Naruto's situation.

Naruto just snorted. "Oh don't you start, too."

(End of Chapter 4)

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Well. That was actually pretty fun to write in contrast to the last chapter. I hope you guys enjoyed it. As always feel free to tell me what you think. Even if it's just to tell me what I'm doing wrong.

and now a special present. I promised Eva-bashing. And I'm going to deliver it.

In the form of Omake.

Omake: The Misfortunes of Evangeline McDowell #1

"You want me to train you?" Evangeline laughed as she sat on her throne looking down on Naruto. "Well I will consider it, but first I demand you prove your worth" She said raising one leg into the air. Her bare sole directly in Naruto's full view. "Lick my feet, and be my slave!"

Naruto just stood there staring a moment, before he burst out laughing. "Hahaha, oh man. Sorry brat, but you're literally the one girl in this school, I wouldn't do that to. Sorry hon, but I'm not into little girls."

"You dare insult me, boy. I will-"

"Let me finish!" Naruto yelled back. "However, if it will stroke your ego that badly. I can offer a substitute." He said pulling out a Pokeball. "Go Lickitung! Use Lick!"

"Licki!" A large pink bipedal lizard with a massive tongue appeared. It quickly whipped out it's massive tongue, and quickly stroke Evangeline's foot with at least a whole meter of hot wet slimy mouth-muscle.

"EEEEAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!" The chibi-vampire laughed as it tickled her so badly. She tried to pull her foot away, only to find she couldn't move at all! "What is this!?"

"Lick can cause paralysis on occasion." Naruto explained walking up to Evangeline with a paint brush and a jar of honey. He quickly slathered the thick sticky sweet fluid all over Evangeline's sole, making sure to get plenty of it caked in between her toes.

"You brat. What do you think you are doing! When I get out of heEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!" She screeched as Lickitung resumed it's tongue attack with renewed vigor.

"Ya know. If I was a pedo, I would find this kinda hot." Naruto admitted. "I'll just leave you two alone for a little while. Have fun." He said walking outside as Evangeline's laughter, and curses could be heard throughout the Academy.