I Do NOT Own Naruto.
Couples: SasuSaku, NaruHina and maybe some slight ShikaIno
Hinata isn't going to be shy so if you don't like non shy Hinata I suggest you don't read eh?
Recap:
"Fun?!" asked Hinata stunned. "Yeah you were the one pulling the pranks! I was the one BEING pranked!"
"But this time there's two! So you can prank one too!" Sakura said trying to change Hinata's mind.
"Yeah… twice as many pranks pulled on me," she mumbled back.
"What was that?" asked Sakura.
Hinata sighed.
"Fine… but you're making the first move," she told Sakura.
Sakura smiled.
"Deal, operation pay back begins!"
Chapter 4: Payback, Fuki, They Leave, Revenge
Sakura was planning her revenge during the next periods of class. Every class she was in she would glance at him. Every time she did Sasuke was eating tomatoes.
'What's with that boy and tomatoes? Wait that's it!' she thought.
You know how in 'the Grinch Stole Christmas' the smile the Grinch had on his face when he thought of his idea. Picture that smile on Sakura (shudders)
Unlike Sakura, Hinata was not good at planning pranks. So she just did whatever she though Sakura would do.
"COME BACK HERE NARUTO-COWARD!" she screamed at Naruto who was running away from here.
"AHHH!!! HINATA IM SORRY!!!" he cried with anime tears running down his face.
"I DON'T CARE HOW SORRY YOU ARE! I'M GUNNA SMELL LIKE RAMEN FOR THE REST OF THE DAY! COME BACK HERE!!!" Hinata screamed at him.
They already missed practically all there classes because of this. Naruto who was crying and leaving puddles everywhere he went was about to wet his pants because of Hinata.
"HINATA YOU HAVE A SCARY FACE!!!" he cried again.
"OH I WILL SHOW YOU SCARY!!" she threatened.
"WAHHHH!!!!"
"Ohayo! Sasuke-kun!" said Sakura sweetly.
Sasuke looked at Sakura like she was an alien. What happened to the girl that hated him? She disappeared in two hours? Mood swing much?
"Yeah?" asked Sasuke stilled confused about her mood change.
"I brought some tomatoes for you since you like tomatoes," said Sakura with a fake smile.
"I don't like tomatoes," said Sasuke.
'LIAR!'
"I know you like tomatoes Sasuke-kun. I saw you eat some the classes today," she said sweetly like a girl scout.
Sasuke cocked an eyebrow.
"You were staring at me during class?"
'In your dreams!'
"Well… um… yeah! I mean… gomen," she said.
"Aa. It's ok," he said.
She smiled slightly.
"So will you take these tomatoes as my appoligy?" she asked handing him the tomatoes.
"No," he said.
"WHAT?!"
"NARUTO WHERE ARE YOU?!" she shouted.
Naruto was hiding from Hinata. He was tired of running and he needed to refuel his energy so he went in a tree and brought some ramen with him. Hinata was outside looking for him. Naruto knew she would never look up there. Until, he spilt some ramen that landed right on Hinata's head.
She grabbed the noodles off her hairs.
"More Ramen? Naruto!" she told herself.
She looked up and saw Naruto in the tree. Naruto jumped off the tree and ran.
"NARUTO YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!!" Hinata yelled chasing after him.
"WHY ME?!" he shouted.
"WHY NOT?!" asked Sakura.
"I don't want your tomatoes," said Sasuke walking towards his locker.
Sakura followed him.
"Please?"
"No."
"Just one?"
"No."
"A bite?"
"No."
"Come on!"
"Why do you want me to have one so badly?" asked Sasuke.
"Um… er… I want to show my apology by giving you tomatoes. You accepting them means you accept my apology," she explained.
"Then I don't accept your apology," he said.
"I don't like you," she told him.
"Likewise."
Sasuke finally reached his locker.
"I'm telling on last time to have these tomatoes," she said.
"I said no," he repeated.
He opened his locker and…
"NARUTO I FINALLY GOT YOU!"
Naruto was at a dead end no where to run, no where to hide.
"Say hello to my little friend," she said. (No she is not going to shoot and kill Naruto)
"…"
"It's infected…" she added.
"OH CRAP!" he yelled. "HELP!"
"ARGH!" grunted Sasuke.
Smelly goop was coming out his locker like a water fountain and it wouldn't stop even when he closed his locker. Sakura was laughing so hard she was on the floor.
"OMG That was hilarious," she said continuing to laugh.
He spat out some goop that was in his mouth and said.
"I hate you."
"ITS FOAMING AT THE MOUTH!" he screamed.
"Oh yeah!" said Hinata smirking
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!" he asked.
"Does it matter," she said as see dropped the infected foaming at the mouth raccoon on Naruto.
"AH! OUCH! STOP! OW! OMG! HELP!" he screamed.
Hinata giggled and walked away.
Things weren't all bad for Naruto, he thought. Today, he got a fan club. Yes. Uzumaki Naruto got a fan club. It was all thanks to Sasuke. If Sasuke didn't MAKE Naruto think he had to throw food at Hinata's face to flirt, he would have never had a fan club. (GIRLS LIKE BAD BOYS! YEAH! )
At the end of school Sakura and Hinata were walking home in the rain, laughing their heads off about what happened today.
"Did you see how Sasuke looks with goop all over his face?" laughed Sakura.
"Yeah. Did you see how Naruto ran around the school screaming like a girl when I dropped the raccoon on his face" Hinata laughed back.
"This school year is defiantly going to interesting," said Sakura. Hinata nodded in agreement.
It was a long way home though. They legs started to hurt so that sat down on a bench right at the edge of the side walk. Well all of a sudden…
SPLASH!
A dude with a motorcycle came right over and splashed the water all over them. Their clothes, their face, their hair, everywhere.
"HEY YOU BIG JERK! COME BACK HERE AND APPOLIGIZE!" Sakura yelled at the big jerk that just splashed them.
The jerk on the motorcycle stopped at turned around a looked at the two soak girls. He walked up to both of them and took off his helmet…
Sakura and Hinata stared at him.
"Who are you?" asked Hinata.
"DOBE Watch it!" said Sasuke. Naruto was searching for his doll that Sasuke hid. He was throwing things everywhere. Then he started throwing them at Sasuke.
"TELL ME WHERE KYUUBI IS!" demanded Naruto.
Kyuubi looked just like the Kyuubi inside Naruto. It was a fox with nine tails. It was red and had huge red eyes. It had fangs too.
"Why do you still have that? I gave that to you when we were 5," said Sasuke.
"It's a sign of our friendship," said Naruto.
Sasuke stared at him blankly.
"You sound like a girl. You've been hanging around Ino too much," said Sasuke.
Naruto threw another book at him, and then grabbed his shirt by the collar.
"TELL ME WHERE KYUUBI IS!" yelled Naruto.
Sasuke smirked.
"Naruto, does Kyuubi have something in that rip that you don't want me to see?" said Sasuke slyly.
"Um… no," lied Naruto.
"You're lying," said Sasuke.
"NO I'M NOT!" defended Naruto.
Then they heard the door open downstairs.
"Oi, I'm back," said an older man. He looks like he's in college. He had looked almost exactly like Sasuke except he has long hair. He was Sasuke's brother. Uchiha Itachi.
Sasuke came into the same room as Itachi. Itachi looked around the room.
"This place is a mess," he told Sasuke.
Sasuke looked around then shrugged.
"Dobe did it," he said.
"Clean it! We have guests," said Itachi.
Sasuke looked at him.
"Guests?" asked Sasuke.
"Yes, guests. I splashed two cute girls on the side of the rode. They are staying here though since it's raining and they refuse to tell me where they live," explained Itachi.
"Well, you would probably go peeking on them like Jiraya-sama," explained Sasuke with a smirk.
"Ha ha, very funny, now go clean! I'll try to convince them to come into the house," said Itachi heading out the door.
"Damn it, company," mumbled Sasuke heading towards the family room.
"HA I FOUND IT!" cheered Naruto hold his doll with victory. Sasuke just stared at him blankly.
"Great," he said sarcastically. "Help me clean up, we have guests," said Sasuke.
"Guests?" asked Naruto.
"Yes, idiot Itachi splashed two girls and now they're spending the night because they won't tell him where they live," explained Sasuke while picking up a ramen cup.
"I wouldn't tell Itachi where I lived either," stated Naruto.
"Well, he knows where you live," said Sasuke.
"HE DOES?!" asked Naruto hoping Sasuke was lying.
"Um… yeah."
"Tomorrow morning I'm moving!" said Naruto to himself.
"Dobe."
Naruto growled.
"Teme."
"Baka."
"Cold-heart."
"Ramen freak."
"Tomatoes boy."
"Immature high school students who can't treat their best friend with respect," insulted Itachi as he stood in the doorway.
Sasuke and Naruto jumped when they heard his voice.
"YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!" yelled Naruto holding his chest while breathing deeply.
"Did you get them in?" asked Sasuke.
Itachi nodded.
"They are in the kitchen."
"Keep them there," said Sasuke.
Itachi hung his head and shook it.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Sasuke you will never get a girlfriend that way," said Itachi.
"Who says I want one?" Sasuke replied.
"Well, if you don't a girlfriend I think you might be gay little brother," Itachi smirked.
"I'm. Not. Gay," Sasuke snapped back.
Itachi laughed.
"Fine, then come and talk to them," said Itachi as he walked back into the kitchen.
"Come on dobe," said Sasuke standing up.
"Why do I have to go?" asked Naruto.
"Because I said so."
"And that's a reason?" asked Naruto. Sasuke sighed and headed towards the kitchen.
"If you don't, no more ramen," said Sasuke.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" shierked Naruto.
Sasuke smirked.
"Then come on dobe," he said walking into the kitchen. Naruto slowly followed thinking about if there was no more ramen.
"He looked familiar," Sakura quietly said to Hinata.
Hinata nodded.
"I'm scared," worried Hinata.
Sakura looked at her and then sighed.
"I don't think he's going to do anything, he said he has a brother his age remember?" said Sakura.
This made Hinata worry more.
"WHAT IF THEY WANT TO PLAY WITH US?!" Hinata said in horror.
"HINATA CALM DOWN!" Sakura told her.
"Sakura, I need Fuki," said Hinata.
Fuki was Hinata's stuffed bunny rabbit. It was a green bunny rabbit with big black eyes. It also had a carrot tattoo on its ear. (Like mine P)
"Hinata, Fuki isn't here right now," said Sakura.
Fuki was what Hinata's therapist gave her once her parents died. Ever since then Hinata freaks out over every little thing. She uses Fuki to keep her brave.
"WHAT DO YOU MEANS SHE'S NOT HERE!?" asked Hinata by yelling. "SHE'S IN MY BACKPACK GET HER OUT!!!"
Sakura's sweat dropped.
"You bought Fuki to school?" asked Sakura.
Hinata blushed.
"It was Neji-niisan's idea," she said. "NOW GET FUKI OUT PLEASE!!"
Sakura unzipped Hinata's backpack and searched through a couple of pockets then found something green and furry in one. It was Fuki she took it out and handed it to Hinata. Hinata rubbed Fuki against her face.
"My Fuki for Me. I love you Fuki. Fuki give me power. Fuki and I will overcome the troubles. No one mess with Fuki. Fuki is mine. I will kill Fuki one day when I find him," Hinata prayed.
She would say this thing every time she was with Fuki or something scared her. He therapist told her that one boy will change her. Make her realize they joy of life again on that day she will have to kill Fuki. That day has not come yet, so until then she has Fuki.
"Oi, will you two stop fighting?!" a voice called.
"NO!" two other voices shouted.
"They're coming, I think you should put Fuki away," suggested Sakura.
"And lose my strength to rapest? NO WAY!" said Hinata snuggling Fuki again.
"Wait how many are there?" asked Sakura remembering hearing three voices.
"OH GOD NO!" Hinata worried. She then started squeezing Fuki.
"Me and my big mouth," mumbled Sakura.
Just then Itachi walked into the room smirking.
"They're coming," said Itachi.
"T-They're?" stuttered Hinata.
"Hai, my brother and his friend," said Itachi.
"F-F-Friend?" stuttered Hinata even more. She was almost squeezing Fuki flat.
"Hinata! Calm Down! You're going to kill Fuki," said Sakura.
"Who's Fuki," asked the boy who just entered the room.
"Well, Fuki is Hina-WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" yelled Sakura pointing at Sasuke.
Sasuke stared at the girl shocked.
"This is my house, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?" replied Sasuke.
"Well, you brother here splashed us and now I HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE SAME HOUSE AS YOU?!" yelled Sakura.
"Oi Sasuke-teme what's going on?" asked the blond entering the room.
"YOU!" Hinata and Naruto said pointing at each other.
"Well, I guess I didn't need Fuki after all," said Hinata putting Fuki back in her backpack.
"Fuki?" asked Sasuke.
"None of your business," Sakura snapped back.
"I wasn't talking to you," he said.
"You were talking to Hinata, who was talking to me! So technically, you are talking to me, so once again NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUISNESS," Sakura said annoyed. She couldn't believe she was sleeping the same house as Sasuke Uchiha.
'I thin all hell just broke lose' thought Itachi.
"You know each other?" Itachi asked.
"She's the reason I had goop in my hair when I came home!" said Sasuke pointing to Sakura.
"She's the reason I have almost 20 billion scratches everywhere. I mean EVERYWHERE!" said Naruto.
"HEY! KEEP YOU PERSONAL PROBLEMS TO YOURSELF!" yelled Sakura.
"I know, perverts," agreed Hinata.
"How are we perverts?" asked Sasuke.
"You're name is Uchiha Sasuke right?" asked Sakura.
"Yeah…"
"Then you're a pervert," explained Sakura.
"WHAT?!"
"Facts are facts," said Hinata.
"Sasuke I didn't know you were a pervert," said Naruto.
Sasuke looked at him like he was crazy.
"I'm NOT a pervert!" grunted Sasuke.
"Sure you aren't," teased Sakura.
"I'm not!" he repeated.
"Well, I'm be going to my room," said Itachi.
They were too busy fighting to hear him leave.
"I'm not staying here!" said Sakura heading towards the door.
"Neither am I!" agreed Hinata following her.
"GOOD THEN LEAVE!" said Naruto.
"Maybe we will!" said Hinata.
"Fine, the exit is right there," Sasuke said pointing to the exit.
"FINE!"
"Fine!"
"FINE!"
"Hn."
Sakura and Hinata walked out the door. Hinata slammed the door on the way out and they headed towards home.
"What was that?" asked Itachi coming downstairs after not hearing anymore fighting for a while.
"To two queens of hell," said Sasuke.
"Damn Uchiha, Who does he think he is?" complained Sakura.
"Oi, but his house was big," said Hinata.
"WELL DUH! He's EFFING RICH!"
"Oh yeah," remembered Hinata.
"Oi, what's this by the door?" asked Itachi.
"A green bunny?" asked Sasuke.
"Hey isn't that the thing that was behind Hinata's back?" asked Naruto.
"I think you're right dobe," said Sasuke.
"I think we should give it back," said Naruto holding the green bunny against his face.
'It smells good. I wonder if this is what Hinata smells like' thought Naruto dreamily.
"No, we could use it for payback," said Sasuke.
"Payback?"
"Just leave it me," all that is left is a smirk on Sasuke's face.
IT'S 2:33 AM OMG! YAY!!!!! I STAYED UP LATE FOR NO REASON! YAY ME! ANYWAY LONG CHAPTER. I MADE NARUTO GET IT WORST BECAUSE, WELL I MEAN HE THREW SOMETHING AT HINATA FOR NO REASON RIGHT?! BUT IM THRISTY NOW AND I LIKE CAPS LOCK FOR SOME REASON ANYWAY PLEASE REVIEW. I'LL TRY TO UPDATE SOON.
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