CHAPTER 4!!!! YAY!!!
After Sasuke's 'vacation' he went back to work. He was surprised how much better he felt after a few nights of good sleep, even if he did have to put up with Naruto through the whole thing. Naruto's molesting problem hadn't gotten any better either. Sasuke tried his best to ignore the blonde, but it was hard when he was constantly being kissed… with tongue sometimes. Knowing that sexual harassment classes wouldn't help, Sasuke decided to take drastic measures.
"Sasuke-chan." Naruto smiled as he walked down the hall towards the raven. Sasuke stopped and waited for the other man to reach him. "You're not running away anymore?" Naruto asked somewhat hopefully.
"I have a proposition for you." Sasuke said as he crossed his arms over his chest.
"Sounds like a bad idea but I'll hear you out." Naruto smirked as he mimicked Sasuke's stance.
"Next week is the annual charity ball held by my family. The theme is a masquerade. If you promise to not harass me any more at the hospital and at the ball if you can find me before the party is over I will agree to have sex with you." Sasuke said. Naruto was quiet for a moment.
"What's the catch?" He asked.
"No catch." Sasuke said.
"It still sounds too good to be true, but I accept." Naruto smiled.
"How is it too good to be true?" Sasuke asked.
"If I don't touch you for a week then I can have sex with you? Tell me that isn't too good to be true." Naruto laughed.
"First I said you had to find me in a masked ball, do you really think it's that easy? And second, having sex with you doesn't sound very great to me but I'm hoping it will get it out of your system and you won't molest me any more." Sasuke explained.
"First, you doubt the power of love. I'll be able to find you easily. Second, I'm awesome at sex and having sex with me will probably only make me want to molest you more but you probably won't mind as much because, again, I'm awesome at sex." Naruto smirked.
"How does you supposedly being awesome at sex have anything to do with me liking you molesting me?" Sasuke sighed.
"First, it's not 'supposedly' I am awesome at sex. And second, because I'm so awesome, you're going to fall in love with me and therefore won't mind it." Naruto told him.
"You should probably schedule a cat scan for later today because I think something is seriously wrong with your head." Sasuke rolled his eyes and walked off.
"Whatever, you just don't want to admit I'm right." Naruto called after him.
"Naruto-kun, we're in a hospital, you shouldn't be yelling." Hinata said softly as she walked down the hall towards him.
"Hinata-chan." Naruto smiled and turned to face her. "Did you hear all of that?" He asked somewhat embarrassedly.
"Not if you didn't want me to." Hinata blushed deeply. Naruto blushed slightly as well.
"What did you need me for?" He asked after a few awkward seconds.
"Oh, um, Angelina is awake so you need to give her her medicine." She said holding up a small cup with a few pills inside.
"Yeah, I'll do that right away." He smiled as he took the cup.
"It's weird that you're the only one who can make most of the kids take their medicine. Usually when Kabuto or Ino try the kids cry and throw fits to try and avoid taking their medicine." Hinata smiled as they walked towards the children's wing together.
"That's because Kabuto's creepy and I'm pretty sure he's evil as well. And, let's face it, Ino is a bitch who hates children but the hospital needed nurses for the children more than regular patients when she was hired." Naruto explained. Hinata laughed softly.
"That's why I'm very glad that you're a nurse here." She smiled.
"Me too, I really like working with the kids." Naruto smiled. "Okay, I've gotta give these to Angelina." He waved as he went into Angelina's room.
"Naruto." The girl smiled.
"Hey, Beautiful." Naruto smiled back. "Time for your medicine." He said holding up the cup. Angelina frowned but took the cup as Naruto poured her a glass of water. She quickly swallowed the pills and looked up at Naruto.
"You're excited about something." She said.
"Maybe it's because this is your last week here and you can go home with your parents soon." He said.
"No, because last week you said that you're gonna be lonely without me here, even though you're happy that I'm well enough to leave." She countered.
"Can you keep a secret?" He asked. Angelina nodded excitedly.
"Yeah, yeah." She smiled.
"I have a hot date next week." He smiled.
"Really? Who? Is it someone I know?" She asked with anticipation.
"Yeah, with Sasuke." Naruto smiled.
"But he's scary." She said.
"He's not scary, he's just grumpy most of the time. But sometimes he's really sweet and cute." Naruto smiled.
"Cute?" Angelina asked with disbelief. Naruto smiled.
"But don't tell him that, he'd get mad at me." He whispered.
"Because he's scary." She whispered back. Naruto laughed and nodded.
"Okay, yeah sometimes he's pretty scary." He agreed. Naruto glanced at his watch and sighed. "I've got to go. I'm picking Sora up from the studio and then we're going to go to his show. I'll take lots of pictures and show you tomorrow." Naruto smiled.
"Okay, tell Sora that I said hello." Angelina waved as Naruto ran out of the room. Naruto quickly went to the locker room and started changing when he heard someone come into the locker room.
"Damn, that bastard is back on his game. I was hoping to get his spot as top surgeon." One man said.
"You know his parents donate a ton of money to the hospital so he was going to get top surgeon even if his skills weren't that good." The other man said. Naruto wasn't very familiar with most of the surgeons and didn't recognize either voice but he knew they were talking about Sasuke.
"You know Tsunade was gonna give him a 'long vacation' if he kept slipping." The fisrt man said.
"Yeah, but I guess those few days with that cute blonde nurse helped him out a lot." The second laughed.
"Maybe I should slip up a bit too and have him help me like he helped Sasuke." The first agreed as they laughed. Naruto growled and slammed his locker shut hard enough to rattle the whole row. The two men looked around the corner and gasped when they found Naruto glaring at them.
"You guys don't even know what the fuck you're talking about." Naruto snarled at them. The two men tried to say something, but Naruto wouldn't let them. "Sasuke is the best surgeon in Konoha. Even if he messed up a hundred times his skills would still be a million times better than your pathetic attempts. And I'm not even going to reply to your shit talking about me except for 'hell fucking no.' You two need to stop whining like fucking pussies, bringing others down because you're nowhere near good enough, and grow a fucking pair." He snapped angrily before storming off. When he got to his car he realized what had happened and sighed heavily. "Shit." He groaned as he turned his car on. He hadn't meant to go off like that, but those guys had no right talking about stuff they didn't know about. He wasn't surprised when a few minutes later he got a call from Tsunade.
"Naruto!" Tsunade shouted into the phone.
"Hello granny." Naruto said innocently.
"Don't play innocent, brat. I could overlook the continual groping of Dr. Uchiha even after the sexual harassment classes, only because he stopped complaining. But now verbal assault?" Tsunade sighed in annoyance.
"Wait, verbal assault? What the fuck is that shit?" Naruto growled.
"Watch your language, young man." Tsunade snapped.
"It wasn't verbal assault or whatever those guys said. They were talking bad about me and Sasuke and I just set the record straight." Naruto explained.
"Just because you're my grandson doesn't mean you can act however you want." She told him. Naruto rolled his eyes.
"You know I don't do that. I expect to get into trouble if I mess up, you're the one who overlooks my misbehavior because I'm your grandson." He pointed out.
"But sometimes the staff believes you think you can get away with things because you're my grandson. I hear people talking about what they don't know as well, Naruto, but I know how to keep my mouth shut." Tsunade explained.
"Yes, well just be glad that it wasn't your other grandson because then those two guys wouldn't have even been able to say anything to you." Naruto countered. Tsunade sighed.
"Be glad you don't interact with any surgeons other than Sasuke and Neji." She told him.
"I can't say I'm very glad to be dealing with Sasuke or Neji as surgeons. Those two scare my kids." Naruto laughed. Tsunade laughed as well. "Well, Granny, you did you duty in lecturing me about my inappropriate behavior towards those two surgeons. But I have to go now, I'm driving to pick Sora up." He told her.
"Very well, I'll see you tonight at Sora's show." She said and they hung up. Naruto went into Sora's studio to look for his friend and found Sora running around in a frenzy.
"Sora, you okay?" Naruto asked.
"Of course not! I hate everything I have here, I haven't slept in two days, I'm so hungry my stomach is eating itself, I have nothing to wear tonight and I got a splinter." Sora whined and showed Naruto his finger with a small splinter. Naruto laughed softly and took Sora's hand and pulled out his pocket knife and took out the tweezers before easily pulling out the small splinter.
"Everything you have is fine, you always say you hate it but everyone loves it. We are eating dinner with Kyuubi before the show. I have coffee and your clothes in the car. Just take a few deep breaths, get your stuff and let's go." Naruto smiled at him. Sora took a deep breath and sighed heavily.
"Yeah, you're right." He nodded as he gathered up the few canvases he still needed to take to the gallery.
"Of course I'm right. It's the same thing every time." Naruto rolled his eyes and grabbed Sora's things while the other man locked up. "Come on." Naruto smiled as he lead Sora to the car. They loaded Sora's things and headed to Ichiraku's to meet Kyuubi. After a quick, mostly silent meal at Ichirakus they all went to the gallery, arriving barely five minutes before the show was supposed to open. Sora quickly ran to get ready while Naruto and Kyuubi finished setting up.
"So are you going to tell me why you've been ridiculously happy all evening?" Kyuubi asked as they were hanging a large painted tarp.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Naruto said unconvincingly.
"Naruto, I'm your brother. You can't lie to me." Kyuubi smirked at him.
"I got a date." Naruto smiled.
"With Sasuke-chan?" Kyuubi asked slightly surprised.
"Well, technically it's not a date. He agreed to have sex with me if I stopped molesting him for a week." Naruto explained.
"What's the catch?" Kyuubi asked.
"I have to be able to find him at the charity ball." Naruto said.
"How's that a catch?" Kyuubi asked confused.
"It's a masquerade ball." Naruto said.
"Again, how's that a catch?" Kyuubi asked. Naruto laughed slightly.
"According to him I'm going to have a hard time finding him or something." Naruto shrugged. Kyuubi laughed.
"He's coming tonight, you know." Sora said as he came up behind them.
"Who?" The brothers asked.
"Sasuke. I invited him and he said that he had time between shifts to drop in for a bit." Sora answered as he tried to tie his tie. Kyuubi laughed softly at Sora's inability to tie a tie and began helping him.
"Sasuke's really coming?" Naruto asked trying not to sound too excited.
"That's what he said." Sora nodded. Naruto smiled. The gallery opened and Naruto watched the door anxiously, waiting for Sasuke to come. It was a few hours before Sasuke showed up and the second he saw Naruto it was obvious he wanted to turn around and walk right back out.
"Where you going, Sasuke-chan." Naruto smiled as he grabbed Sasuke's arm.
"The thing about not molesting me at work stands for here too, you know." Sasuke snapped.
"What's the fun in that?" Naruto pouted as he let go of Sasuke's arm.
"I've already agreed to sleep with you, you can refrain for a week, can't you?" Sasuke sighed. Naruto frowned and nodded.
"Fine. I'll be good." He said.
"Where's Sora?" Sasuke asked.
"Probably locked in the bathroom with Kyuubi. You probably have enough time to walk around the whole exhibit before they get out." Naruto smiled.
"You're gonna follow me around the whole gallery, aren't you?" He asked looking at the blonde man.
"Yeah." Naruto smiled.
"Just don't touch me." Sasuke sighed as he started walking. They walked through the gallery silently as Sasuke looked over the paintings Naruto had practically memorized from the months of Sora working on them. "He's very talented." Sasuke commented about halfway through the exhibit. Naruto just nodded.
"Sasuke." Sora called as he ran up to them with a big smile. "I'm so glad you could make it. How do you like it?" He asked excitedly.
"It's very good. You're quite skilled." Sasuke nodded.
"Thank you, your brother said the same thing." Sora smiled.
"Brother?" Sasuke winced.
"He was here about half an hour ago." Sora nodded. "He even bought one of them."
"That's good. Congrats." He smiled.
"Thanks, Sasuke-chan." Sora beamed. "I have to go mingle now, I hope you enjoy the show." He smiled and waved as he went off into a large crowd of people to talk with them.
"I didn't know Itachi came." Naruto said as Sasuke glared at him. "Why are you avoiding your brother anyway?"
"I'm not avoiding him." Sasuke snapped.
"He told me that you were in love with me." Naruto said. Sasuke blushed deeply and growled at him.
"First, Itachi is a dumbass and a busy body. Second, you said that you didn't know Itachi was here." Sasuke snapped angrily, trying to hide his embarrassment. Naruto was pretty sure that Itachi had been right, judging from Sasuke's reaction but he wasn't going to say anything.
"Who said that Itachi told me tonight? Your brother and I occasionally talk over the phone, you know." Naruto rolled his eyes.
"You talk on the phone?" Sasuke gasped.
"Yeah." Naruto nodded.
"Why are you talking to him?" Sasuke glared at him.
"Is there a law that says I can't?" Naruto smirked. Sasuke huffed angrily.
"There's no reason for you to talk with my family." He snapped.
"Well, I enjoy talking to your brother." Naruto snapped back.
"That's because you're both idiots." Sasuke huffed and walked away. Naruto laughed softly and followed the raven. "What do you two talk about anyway?"
"You mostly." Naruto smirked. Sasuke glared back at him. "Kidding. We talk about my brother and Sora and the hospital and occasionally you come up because I see you more than he does."
"Hn. I guess I should congratulate you because I've never been able to hold a conversation for more than a minute with him while you seem to have a plethora of topics to talk about." Sasuke said sarcastically. Naruto laughed softly.
"Well, I hate to change the subject but I wanted to talk to you about Angelina." He said.
"What about her?" Sasuke asked.
"Well, she's leaving at the end of the week so we were going to throw her a party. And I was wondering if you wanted to come." Naruto smiled. Sasuke stared at him for a few seconds.
"That's kind of a strange thing to bring up." He said. Naruto rolled his eyes.
"I was going to ask you tomorrow but since you're here I figured I should ask you now." Naruto shrugged.
"Why do I need to go to her party?" Sasuke asked.
"Well, I told her that I have a date with you and she wasn't too happy because she thinks you're a jerk. So I want to prove to her that you're not a jerk." Naruto explained.
"Why would I care if a ten year old girl thinks I'm a jerk or not?" The raven scoffed. Naruto sighed.
"See, that's why none of the kids like you. You don't try to even be nice to them." He frowned. Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Just come, okay?" Naruto asked.
"Fine." Sasuke sighed. Naruto smiled.
"Well, we're at the end of the exhibit. I'm sure you have to get to work." Naruto smiled.
"Yeah. You're on the late shift too, right?" Sasuke asked. Naruto nodded. "You want a ride?" Naruto blinked.
"Absolutely. I'd love a ride." He smiled brightly. "Just let me go find Sora and tell him." He said before running off. Naruto told Sora goodbye and went with Sasuke to the hospital.
"I heard you snapped at two of the surgeons today in the locker room." Sasuke said on the drive to the hospital.
"They were talking shit and needed to be straightened out." Naruto replied with a shrug. Sasuke smirked slightly. They rode silently after that. The end of the week came quickly and it was time for Angelina's goodbye party. Naruto had decorated the play room and made cupcakes, all the children were in the play room and Angelina got to wear a pink tiara and a hot pink feather boa. The nurses and doctors of the children's ward had been coming in and out all day when they weren't busy to bring in more snacks and stuff to drink. About half an hour before Angelina was supposed to leave, Sasuke came to the children's ward.
"Dobe, this party is out of control." Sasuke told him as he tried to avoid the children running around. Naruto laughed and sat Sasuke down.
"Just sit if you are worried." He smiled. "I'm glad that you came." He said handing Sasuke a cupcake.
"I told you that I was." Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"Naruto." Angelina called from her chair. She still had to use crutches to get around but it was easier for her to just stay put in the play room rather than trying to maneuver around the children.
"Yeah." Naruto said as he went over to her.
"Can you get me some juice?" She asked.
"Sure thing." He smiled and went to get her a juice box. As soon as Naruto handed Angelina a juice box another child asked him for something, then another child. Sasuke watched as the blonde nurse ran around helping the kids. He felt awkward sitting by himself in the room full of children, he had only come to see Naruto in the first place but the blonde was too busy.
"Sasuke." Angelina said softly. He looked over at the girl and saw her waving him over. He sighed and went over to her.
"Yes, how can I help you?" He asked.
"Naruto told me that he has a date with you but if you are mean to him then I'll beat you up." She warned.
"Really?" Sasuke asked.
"Yes. Naruto is the nicest person I've ever met and he always treats people like they're super important and so he deserves to be treated the same way. So if you don't treat him like he's the most important then I'll beat you up." She threatened.
"I got it." Sasuke nodded.
"Good. I still think you're kind of scary, but Naruto likes you so I guess I'll be okay with him going on a date with you." She said. Sasuke laughed softly.
"Well I'm glad that you approve." He said.
"Angelina, your parents are here." Naruto called.
"Daddy." Angelina smiled. Sasuke looked up to see two men standing in the doorway with Naruto. The two men quickly went to Angelina and hugged and kissed her.
"Hey baby girl." One man said.
"You ready to go home?" The other asked. Angelina nodded.
"Naruto." She called.
"Bye, Beautiful." Naruto smiled. He pulled out a small gift bag and handed it to her. "This is your last present I guess." He said somewhat sadly. Angelina smiled and quickly opened it. Inside was a hot pink picture frame that said BFF in sparkly rhinestones, the frame held a picture of Angelina and Naruto. There was also a ring with a giant pink cubic zirconium heart.
"Thank you, Naruto." She smiled brightly. "Can I ask for one more thing?" She asked.
"Sure." He nodded. Angelina pulled him down so she could whisper in his ear. Naruto laughed softly but nodded. "Sure thing." He smiled before kissing her cheek gently. Angelina blushed deeply but smiled brightly. "Okay, it's probably time for you to go." Naruto smiled.
"Bye Naruto." Angelina smiled as he dad picked her up.
"Thank you so much for taking care of our girl, Uzumaki-san." The two men smiled as they shook his hand.
"It was my pleasure. You have a wonderful daughter." Naruto smiled back. Angelina waved as they three of them left.
"So I guess that explains why Angelina didn't find it strange for us to go on a date." Sasuke said when they left.
"You didn't know?" Naruto asked.
"What did she ask for?" Sasuke asked.
"She asked that I was there every time she comes back for her skin grafts. She also asked for a kiss because she wanted to make you jealous." He smiled.
"Like I'd get jealous of you kissing a little girl." Sasuke rolled his eyes. Naruto laughed softly at the fact that Sasuke was obviously jealous.
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