Chapter IV

A/N: Yep Chapter IV. This one will be interesting. Well as always tell me what you think. And yes already I know I know about the black boxes and lines I have no idea on to get rid of them. If anyone knows how to get rid of them please do not hesitate to tell me. Enjoy as always. Stupid S.O.Bs.

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As the six betrayers, as they're so aptly called by Ansem the Wise, stood in front of Pinehurst Elementary school they all began to reminisce about their days at school.

Zexion: (breaths in deeply then exhales) "Ahh! It's so great to be back at a place of learning!"

Then Xemnas spit out his drink in a cartoon-ish manner

Xemnas: "Learning? Th-th-th-that's bad for Xemnas'!"

Vexen: "There's more than one Xemnas?"

Xigbar: "Don't even bull shit like that."

Then Lexeaus interrupted with an annoyingly boastful laugh.

Lexeaus: "Ha ha ha ha ha! I remember my days at school. O they were filled with fun and adventure,"

Xaldin: "Really Lexeaus? Please tell us."

Xigbar: "No, no, no, no! If he talks he won't stop!"

Lexeaus: "It all started in kindergarten."

Xigbar: "Oh, GOD DAMN IT!!"

Lexeaus: "I was the new kid in class."

Xigbar: "Oh! He's not going to stop."

Lexeaus: "I admit I was a bit shy. But I was determined to do my best."

Xigbar: "Oh God!"

Lexeaus: "You know what why tell you? How about I show you! With—

Xigbar: "Don't say it."

Lexeaus: "A—

Xigbar: "Don't"

Lexeaus: "flash—

Xigbar: "NO!"

Lexeaus: "back!"

Xigbar: "That's it I'm leaving."

Xigbar turned around and proceeded to leave. But before he could leave Lexeaus pulled his hood and brought him back.

Lexeaus: "Oh no you don't! Chapter IV is for reminiscing and you're going to reminisce."

Xigbar: "Says who?"

Lexeaus: "Says the author."

Xigbar: "Ah screw his pussy ass. I'm not afraid of him."

At that moment lightning struck a car and thunder boomed and shook the entire city.

sharinganrivers: "Not what do you have to say?"

Xigbar: "Nothing."

sharinganrivers: "That's right nothing. Or else you'll have to feel—my awesome wrath."

A/N: I said that last thing like Meatwad from ATHF

Xigbar: "That was my car."

Zexion: "You have a car?"

Xemnas: (grabbing Xigbar by the shoulders) "And we had to walk all the way down here? You insensitive jerk"

sharinganrivers: Guys just reminisce already. That's what Chapter IV is about. Although at this rate I might have to move it to Chapter V.

Xigbar: (in an obviously fake tone of voice) "Oh. Then I guess we won't be able to reminisce then."

sharinganrivers: "Nonsense. I'm writing Chapter V right now."

Xigbar: "GODDAMNIT!"

Lexeaus: "Hey! (whistles) Back to me here. Now as I was saying, I was a bit shy. However I strived to do my best."

Xigbar: "Here we go."

Lexeaus: "Now where is that flashback machine?"

Vexen: "Flashback machine?"

Lexeaus: "Yeah, you know, the thing that makes everything all wavy-like.

Vexen: "Right."

Lexeaus: "Oh, here it is."

Xigbar: "Oh God, no!"

Lexeaus pressed the button on the Flashback machine—

Vexen: "A flashback machine. What the fuck is that? I mean who the hell would make that?"

sharinganrivers: Will you be quiet? I'm trying to do a monologue here.

Vexen: "Fine. What the hell ever."

sharinganrivers: ….Yes a flashback machine. By activating it everyone was sent back in time. Including the reader of this fic. Yes you motherfucker. You're reading this as you're coming with us. Don't walk away, I see you.

Now that you're back, we're going back in time to the Organization's school days and—you know what? Fuck this. I don't feel like doing this. Let's just go into the school. And if you're disappointed that there will be no reminiscing too bad.

Xigbar: "O God, thank you!"

Lexeaus: "Oh no you don't. While the author is busy writing Chapter V I'll regale you with some even more enthralling stories."

Xigbar: "Oh God, no!"