Kinda threw up (in my mouth a bit) last chapter. I hate sap…I really hate sap…yet in my other fics there is a bit. So…thought I might spice this chapter up a bit….gotta love the beginning…I laughed my ass off writing it.

"Ike" Marth moaned. "It hurts, stop."

"I'm sorry Marth…I can't do that." Ike stroked his cheek.

"Ike I'm bleeding though." Tears formed in Marth's eyes.

"It's not like I can stop now."

"Ike you are really hurting me."

"Marth I'm sorry…but we have to finish this."

No sooner than Ike finished his sentence, Marth's scream of agony shattered the air. (and a glass object in the room). Ike winced upon hearing glass collide with the floor.

"Was it that bad?" Ike smirked.

"Ike…its oozing blood." Marth whined.

"Marth…It's not that bad."

"Ike…you popped a stitch."

"No…you were moving too much therefore you popped a stitch."

"I'm going to look weird without these bandages."

"No you won't."

"I look like Frankenstein!"

"Come now Marth…you don't nearly have that many stitches. That and you have a shirt on. And besides…you still look cute to me."

Marth glared but said nothing. Flattery will get him nowhere soon, and to the best of his knowledge…it never did help him anyway.

"No…" Marth slapped him. "This won't work if you won't act like the Ike I'm used to."

"What?" Ike looked shocked.

"You know…I can't find it in myself to let this work, when I know that you aren't going to be like your old self." Marth hissed. "I myself can't believe I'm saying this but as much as I like you this way. I feel as though it's not right. This whole sex thing…I'm uncomfortable with it. Having thought it over from last night…I don't agree to it."

Ike was taken aback. Marth never was this straightforward, something was bugging him…obviously.

"You aren't yourself Ike…my condition has changed you. And I couldn't be more unhappy. I don't like it when people change Ike…this is what distanced me from Roy. Just because I'm injured you act like touching me will break me…excluding the last few minutes! And therefore I'm not letting you fuck me unless you change now!" Marth smacked Ike again.

"Uke…attitudes and mood swings." Ike groaned as he thought.

"Okay Marth…If you want me to act like my old self then so be it." Ike paused. "I don't care for your blue hair."

"What!" Marth shouted. "Your hair is blue!"

"Yes, but it's dark blue Marth."

"No…no…no! I'm not forgetful, you said my hair was cute!"

"well at least not "all" my hair is blue!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"I mean…that literally all your hair is blue!"

"…when did you see…all of me?"

"Don't you recall when you fainted in the O.R.?"

"You pervert!"

"Yeah…well at least my pubic hair isn't blue."

"Then what is it black?!"

"No!…it's a darker shade of blue. Yours is the same exact shade as your hair…what's up with that!"

"You aren't being the old Ike…your being a jackass."

Ike stopped to fume for a second, then a brilliant idea popped into his head.

"Alright…I'll really be the old Ike then." Ike lightly shoved Marth.

Marth in response shoved back. Ike shoved again. Marth shoved again. Ike shoved harder. Marth shoved harder. Ike shoved Marth and Marth fell off the bed.

"Can't you be semi-old Ike…I don't like how painful old Ike is being." Marth groaned.

Ike flinched…he knew his old self was a bitch but no. He can't be rough with Marth for two reasons. One, he's injured. Two, he loves Marth far more than anything. (sap...)

Ike flinched once more. His emotions were really getting to him. Since when did he care about love. Let alone feel the emotion for another person. Though…its not like he could undo what happened. Then again…why would he want to?

Ike pulled him back up and apologized immensely while checking for any damage on him. After a thorough inspection, he found Marth to be injury free with the exception of the ones which were already there.

"So…with you back to normal. And with me free of my sudden outburst which I apologize for." Marth said acting a bit shyer than usual. " About the topic of…you know…that. When did you decide to do that? My hands are pretty much tied, but I can make that knot tighter for you."

Should Ike have been wearing metal armor you would have heard a loud 'ding'. Thank god he's not…thank god Marth isn't in his lap.

"Nowayimgoingtohurtyousojuststopactinglikethatyourobviouscuteshynessisntgoingtoworkbecauseimresistingtheurgetojumpyou. Butmyurgetoresistyouisntgoingtoowellrightnowsounlessyouwanttogethurtjuststop!"

(what did he say?)

"What did you say?" Marth looked confused.

"What did I say?" Ike paused again. "Okay I said. No way I'm going to hurt you, so just stop acting like that. Your obvious cute shyness isn't going to work because I'm resisting the urge to jump you. But my urge to resist you isn't going too well right now so unless you want to get hurt just stop."

"That's a mouthful-" Marth grinned. "of coc-

With that semi ended word, Ike did just as he said he would. He pinned Marth to the bed, with his hands held high above his head. And no sooner than he had put his lips on Marth's lips the door slammed open. No one other than solid snake stepped in, shocked as hell.

"Ike! Get off of him!" Snake shouted. "I have to send you somewhere…to fix something."

"To fix what!?" Ike seethed.

"Peach broke something and everyone else is busy with something!"

"Why can't you go do that?" Marth whispered annoyed with Snakes intruding.

"Really…why can't you?" There goes Ikes "happiness".

"I have my own issues to take care of. And I must speak with Mr. prince here."

Snake dragged Ike off of Marth and shoved him out the door, following with slamming said door. Marth said nothing and glared.

"No!" Snake shouted. "Don't you dare look at me with those ice eyes of yours! I said I didn't care if you and Ike did…that! But, I am not too happy about it! Do you want to hurt yourself? You and I have both seen how Ike fights…he's completely vicious! Mix that insaneness with lust and you have yourself a problem!"

Marth still glared but couldn't help but ponder the thought. Snake did have a point…Ike was vicious when he fought, he could possibly be vicious then. Worst of all-

"Snake how do guys have sex?" Marth said obviously not controlling his thoughts.

Marth immediately clamped a hand over his mouth and winced at the sudden pain reaction. He didn't blame himself for the question…it's not like anyone would have told him on the field…therefore he didn't know about it. He wasn't sure anyone there was a homosexual and being a prince, where you are told to have children…coming out of the closet was not a good thing to do.

The corner of Snake's mouth twitched. He didn't really know how to respond to that. Then again…how would any normal person respond to that?

"How do you not know?" Snake rubbed his temples. "Honestly Marth."

Marth pouted. "Well…being a prince who is being forced to have a family, isn't the easiest thing when you aren't attracted to the opposite sex. Furthermore…h-how do you expect me to ask someone without them reacting in an insane way?"

"Well I guess I never thought about it but you do have a point. Wait though, why didn't you ask Ike?"

Marth stared at snake like he was from a foreign (dimension in this case but oh well) planet. "You want me to ask my seme how that works? Are you crazy?"

"What is up with this whole seme uke thing!? I don't understand, why can't you just say predator and prey!? Is that so hard!?" Snake screamed.

Marth cowered in fear listening to Snake. He did have a shy nature as he mentioned before and even though it won't show on the stadium, it will show in an area where he can actually get hurt. Fear still coated his mind as he couldn't answer Snakes question, or feel any better about referring to predator and prey.

"Alright Marth…I can explain this but I won't. I'm going to let you learn like I did and watch yourself." Snake sighed getting up.

As if on cue, just as Snake got up to leave Ike…no wait, Meta knight walked in?

Snake eyed the way he stumbled suspiciously and decided he would hang around for a bit outside. As the door closed Meta knight walked over.

"Marth, terribly sorry about your injuries but I needed your opinion." Meta knight pulled out his sword and placed it in Marth's lap. "I was getting ready to train at the arena with that little hylian boy and I needed to know if this was sharp enough."

Marth seemed uneasy but picked up his sword. "Well Meta knight. I would suggest that you sharpen it so the blade isn't so jagged, you could-"

Marth winced as the skin on his finger split.

"Cut yourself?"

Marth and Meta knight looked up to see a pissed off Ike walking over. Meta knight immediately panicked and removed the blade from Marth's grasp sheathing it.

"Very good advice sir, very good thank you!" Meta knight immediately left the room grinning wickedly.

"That should take effect immediately. Too easy…way too easy...oh god. I hope this won't backfire. Where was that stupid agent Snake anyway?" He thought.

Ike looked…like he normally would, though he seemed to capture Marth's attention. Ike turned and looked at the blood dripping down onto his palm and got a brilliant idea.

Without hesitation Ike grasped Marth's wrist and brought it to his mouth. With a sly smirk he placed his bleeding finger in his mouth and sucked lightly on it. Marth turned and blushed feeling slightly uncomfortable in a certain area.

"Ike…w-what are you doing?" Marth whispered.

Ike unlatched his mouth. "Nothing…just call it a… random act of kindness."

He then went on to lap up the rest of the blood that spilled down. Marth just blushed more.

"So what did Peach break?" Marth cocked his head to the side in curiosity.

"A nail." Ike sighed. "But really it doesn't matter."

Marth sighed as he realized that Snake had him fix that.

Ike eyed Marth thoughtfully. "So…your going to be my precious uke?"

Marth nodded shyly and opened his mouth to speak. Ike however had different plans and captured his mouth in a searing kiss. Marth of course was shocked beyond reason, but decided it was better if he went along with it. He already had an issue that was getting harder and harder.

"Marth, this is turning you on?" Ike lightly brushed his hand over the front of his boxers and smirked at the result. "Yeah, you are."

"Stop it!" Marth squealed. "It's embarrassing."

Ike grinned in…some…emotion…incomprehensible.

"What this?" Ike pressed down slightly resulting another shocked squeal of protest.

"That…"

"Oh…Its not that hard to fix koi. Lets make you harder."

Marth would have screamed were it not for the fact that one of Ike's hands was clamped over his mouth. Where was his other hand?

"Marth why are you shivering?" Ike tugged at the edge of the fabric pulling it down. "You don't have to be afraid, or are you cold?"

"Nngh…" Marth groaned.

Ike licked his lips taking in the sight of Marth fully exposed. His prince had an all over rose blush, most likely embarrassed beyond belief. But no…wait…this was leading to…that.

The hell did Snake even mean when he said "I'll let you learn like I did" ?

Well…Marth didn't have a choice now. He just had to figure how this would work when he's…incapacitated…?

End of chapter

A/N

Well…I love making people wait for the yaoi. And I loved Ike's attitude with immediately going into his loving with Marth. Though I guess I don't blame him when he did wait that long. But…he also didn't lock the door. And the way he came back a lusty and everything. I honestly can't say what compelled me to make him that way.

(he just got horny not thinking about marth.)

I didn't love the chapter but I had to get it up for you guys. The next chapter may be longer And it probably will be.

and I know that it seems like crack now...but trust me! It won't be after the next chapter! The humour won't be so random!

(Idiot)