A/N: Thanks to everyone for their OCs!
Krystal: Whoop! Whoop!
Lumpy: Uh...what?
Krystal: We've got VISITORS!
Evil: What? It's fucked up enough already in here!
Krystal: Exactly! Why not add a few more people! Er..animals...things...whatever you guys are.
Lumpy: FURRIES!
Cub: Weee!
Krystal: Ok guys. I want to introduce Prickly. Say hello, Prickly.
Prickly: Heh, hey guys.
Evil: What the hell are you? Porcupine? Bear? Make up your god-damn mind!
Flaky: *Slaps Evil up-side the face* Evil! Shut up, or I'll round-house kick you. Hey Prickly!
Prickly: Hey there!
Flippy: *Watches Prickly* Hmm...
Evil: Seriously though. What are you? You look like road-kill! HAHAHA!
Prickly: Do ya wanna fight me or somethin'?
Everyone: *Gasp!*
Evil: Psh, I could kick your ass ANYDAY!
Prickly: Let's find out then!
-20 seconds later—
Evil: Ow. How the hell did this happen?
Prickly: Dun' cha mess with me 'gain, got it?
Evil: Y-yes s-sir...
Krystal: Awwwww! Evil got his ass kicked!
Flippy: Ahahahaha :D
Krystal: Pssst! Thorn and Rose! Come here!
Rose: How 'bout you come to me?
Thorn: Can you move please?
Rose: Walk around me.
Thorn: Please?
Rose: Ugh, fine. *Moves over only to trip her*
Thorn: Hey! Stop that!
Rose: Pfft.
Krystal: Hey Thorn!
Thorn: Hey Krystal!
Rose: Yea...hi Rose. I feel so welcome.
Lumpy: Hi Rose!
Rose: *Eye twitches*
Krystal: Ehehehehe...now, now, Rose...
Rose: *Stares* What?
Krystal: Nothing. Can you guys sit please?
Rose: I prefer to stand.
Krystal: Please si-
Rose: I want to stand.
Thorn: Rose, sit. NOW
Rose: Fine, geeze. *Sits*
Krystal: And...Midnight!
Midnight: *Glomps Krystal* Hiya there!
Krystal: Ahaha... hi Midnight...
Rose: Ha, what do you know? Another army freak.
*Flippy, Evil and midnight stare at her*
Rose: Dude, just kidding. Seriously.
Krystal: Anyway, this is Truth or Dare, so we need Truths and Dares! Ok! This one's from:
Crazypunkchic208
dares: flippy:fight...rambo and chuck norris flaky:bring out yer inner evil/killer/whatev splendid&giggles:...kiss..thats all and NO COMPLAINING TRUTHS handy:how'd'ya lose yer arms
Flippy: OH HELL YES!
**Everything looks like a video game**
Flippy:
Health: 100/100
Skill: 94/100
Armor: 10/100
Rambo:
Health: 100/100
Skill: 96/100
Armor: 20/100
FIGHT!
*Flippy attacks Rambo with his bowie knife*
DIRECT HIT!
*Rambo insults Flippy*
EMOTIONAL PUNCH!
*Flippy summons Evil*
FINISH HIM OFF!
*Flippy stabs Rambo*
YOU WIN!
BOSS LEVEL!
Flippy: Oh shit...
Flippy:
Health: 87/100
Skill: 94/100
Armor: 6/100
Chuck Norris:
Health: 549/100
Skill: 1000/100
Armor: 104/100
FIGHT!
*Chuck Norris round-house kicks Flippy*
FINISH HIM OFF!
*Chuck Norris pokes Flippy*
YOU LOSE!
Krystal: Well, that was awkward...
Rose: No shit, Sherlock.
Midnight: *Turns around* Is it over?
Krystal: Yep...
Disco Bear: Hey ladies...
-10 seconds later-
*Disco Bear is dead on the floor*
Krystal: Wow, I just wrote an extra 3 pages and deleted it because it sounded retarded. *Sadface*
Flaky: There, there...
Rose: Have you realised your army freak just DIED?
Flaky: So?
Rose: So? Wait...you don't give a shit if your goody-two shoes boyfriend just died?
Flaky: He's not my boyfriend...We're just...friends.
Evil: And if Flippy liked...that thing...I'd have to kill myself.
Midnight: Oh man...
Rose: Shut up, dumbass.
Thorn: Can we all just get along?
Everyone: NO!
Cuddles: What's going on?
Krystal: Go away, Cuddles. This is a filler chapter. We don't need you.
Cuddles: Awww, then why did Disco Bear get to come?
Rose: *Points at Disco Bears torn up body*
Cuddles: Ohh...heh, heh.
Thorn: Hey, Cuddles! You can stay if you want...if it's ok with Krystal...
Cuddles: *Looks at Krystal*
Krystal: Fine.
Evil: WHAT? NO FAIR!
Rose: Someone's jealous...
Evil: Am not! I'm just...socially challenged...
Rose: You're mentally challenged, too.
Evil: Whatever...
Rose: Someone's coming out of the closet, if you know what I mean.
Evil: I AM TOTALLY NOT COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET! THERE IS NO CLOSET!
Rose: Denial...
Evil: Ugh! *Waves hands around*
Krystal: Anyway...
Midnight: This is AWESOME!
Thorn: But, they're going to fight. I hate it when people fight...
Cuddles: Sex-ayyy
Krystal: Ya know, Evil's a dude, right?
Cuddles: But Rose is a girl...
Giggles: *Slaps Cuddles* CHEATER!
Cuddles: Where the hell did you come from?
Krystal: Her mum's vagi-
Giggles: ALL YOU ARE IS A CHEATER! YOU LIE IN MY FACE! EVERYDAY!
Rose: Fight, fight, fight!
Evil: I bet Giggles wins.
Rose: You're on!
*They both start fighting and...stuff...*
Giggles: *Rips Cuddles hair off*
Cuddles: *Pulls her bow off*
...
Krystal: Dude...you're fucked now...
Cuddles: Wait? Wh-
Giggles: YOU CAN HIT ME, SLAP ME, CALL ME NAMES, BUT WHEN YOU TOUCH THE BOW...
Giggles: *Blows head off with a bazzoka*
Midnight: *Gulps* Uh...guys...*Eyes start changing colours*
Evil: She has PTSD too? C'mon!
Krystal: Shut up, fat ass.
Evil: I'm not fat! I'm...plump...
Rose: No, no...you're defiantly fat...
Thorn: *Giggles* That was...*snorts* mean, Rose...
Krystal: *Pours water on Midnight* This is a filler chapter.
Rose: And?
Krystal: We have to get on with the dares.
Thorn: But it's...a...filler chapter...?
Krystal: So what? I'm making up the rules, so stuff you.
Midnight: Evil? Why are you crying?
Evil: She...called...me...fat...
Krystal: There, there, Evil. You're not fat...
Evil: Thank y-
Krystal: You're HUGE!
Evil: What?...ugh...*walks away*
Rose: Denial...again.
Krystal: Is Flaky alive?
Flaky: Right here!
Rose: Pffft
Krystal: Flaky, I need you to show your evil side.
Evil: *From like, really far away* WHY DOES EVERY HAVE TO COPY ME? UGGGGHHHHHH!
Krystal: Jealousy's a curse, Evil.
Evil: I'M NOT A WITCH!
Midnight: She didn't say you were a witch?
Evil: But she implied it...HARD BLAHHHHHH
Rose: Did you take your pills yet?
Krystal: SHUSH! Flaky! We need to see your Evil side!
Flaky: Um...rawr? Rawr...RAWR ! *Tries to eat Evil*
Evil: STOP! I can't fit in your mouth. I'm apparently too fat...
E. Flaky: Oh...*Tries to eat Krystal*
Krystal: *Stares*
: *Eats Thorn*
Midnight: NOOOO!
Krystal: I'll revive her later...
Midnight: NUH! You shall revive her NOW!
Krystal: Fine...Ohhhhhhh holy Llamas! *Holds up sword I got from somewhere* I HAVE THE POWER!
Thorn: Was that necessary?
Krystal: Psssh, no. But it's hell fun!
Rose: Did you take your medicine yet?
Krystal: Nope. ANYWAY! Giggles...oh, Giggles!
Giggles: What the fuck do you want?
Thorn: Please don't swear...
Midnight: Yeah, it's bad for your health!
Flaky: SPLENDID!
Splendid: Did someone call for a he-
*Everyone stares*
Splendid: *Clears throat* Did someone call for me?
Flaky: I-I did...
Rose: Ha, yeah. You gotta kiss Giggles
Prickly: And NO complaining!
Rose:Where did you come from?
Prickly: I...dunno...
Splendid: I'm not kissing her. I'm a he-
*Everyone stares*
Splendid: Fine! *They lean in to kiss*
Krystal: *Takes out camera*
Giggles: *Kisses him* Wait...you kiss better than Cuddles...
Splendid: Heh..heh...I try *Blushes*
Giggles: *Glomps*
...
Rose: Giggles is a slut.
Evil: I KNOW!
Midnight: Shut up, Evil!
Evil: *Falls off cliff*
Krystal: Okay...Where's Handy?
Handy: *Faceplants* Yessssssssssss?
Krystal: How'd ya lose your arms?
Handy: Spork...
Rose: A spork? Seriously...
Handy: Dude, do you know how dangerous sporks can be?
Krystal: They're like a hybrid of a fork and a spoon! It's Un-natural!
Midnight: I know! *Hugs Krystal* Hold me...
Krystal: Midnight...I'm scared...
Evil: It's JUST A SPORK! *Get's hit in the head with a spork* CRAP
Thorn: My dog doesn't scratch at ALL!
Rose: What? How? Who?
Prickly: SHAM-WOW! THAT'S HOW!
Krystal: Wow, I totally understand!
Midnight: Same here! I'm not scared anymore!
Krystal: Me neither!
*Yayzzz*
Krystal: Whatever...MORE DARES!
w3irdo13
T's Flippy, what does it feel like when you flip out? Flaky, if you had a dollar for every tome you were sexualy stimulated by looking at Flippy, how much money would you have right this minute? Disco Bear, have you ever met a girl that actually liked you? D's Flippy, sing When Your Heart Stops Beating by +44 to Flaky. Flaky, spend the day with Marilyn Manson in person and don't show any obvious sign of fear around him (that includes wetting yourself). Evil, learn to play an insturument.
(By the way, w3irdo13, I'M USING YOUR DARES NAOW D:)
Flaky: Where's Flippy?
Krystal: Still dead...
Flaky: Don't we need him for this truth?
Krystal: Oh yeah...*Revives him*
Flippy: *Stares* About time...
Krystal: Yadda, yadda, you have a truth!
Flippy: Okay?
Midnight: Can I say it?
Krystal: Sure.
Midnight: What does it feel like when you flip out?
Flippy: Nice...
Rose: What?
Flippy: It feels nice.
Thorn: What do you mean it feels nice?
Flippy: Like a just got a BJ.
Rose: So basically...
Midnight: You're saying...
Prickly: That you feel...
Thorn: Sexually stimulated...
Krystal: When you flip out?
Flippy: Basically...that's why I flip out so much...
Midnight: That's hot...
Krystal: I know...
Evil: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWIES!
Rose: Shut up, fat-ass
Evil: I'M NOT A WITCH! *Falls off cliff*
Krystal: Ok, whatever...Flaky, answer your truth.
Flaky: I guess...I'd have about...95 dollars?
Flippy: Hot...
Flaky: Wanna go make out?
Flippy: Fuck yes!
Krystal: GO IN THE CLOSET!
Flippy: Closets are for animal-people-human thingies that are yellow!
Midnight: I'm gonna have nightmares...
Rose: Evil...YOU SAID THERE WAS NO CLOSET!
Evil: Well SOOOORRRRYYY!
Krystal: Disco Bears dead so he can't answer, but I doubt there was EVER a girl who liked him.
Evil: I liked him...
Thorn: What?
Evil: Nothing...
Midnight: Flippy! You have to sing to Flaky!
Flippy: OK!:
Turn it up I never wanna go home
I only wanna be part of your breakdown
She got caught by the four on the floor
I picked her up
And she'll never get let down
And now I can't stop
Thinking about it
All YOU people at the top
Don't know nothing about it
We don't give a fuck what the price is
So just leave us to our own devices
And we'll leave you alone
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
In the dark when there's no one listening
In the times when we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
She says it all without a thought in her head
She says it all as she's pressed up against me
A little something just to take off the edge
A little more and I'll fall off the planet entirely
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
In the dark when there's no one listening
In the times when we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
I'll be there when your heart stops beating
I'll be there when your last breath's taken away
In the dark when there's no one listening
In the times when we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
When we both get carried away
(I'll be there when your heart stops beating)
When we both get carried away
(In the dark when there's no one listening)
When we both get carried away
Flippy:There!
Flaky: AWWWWWW! Let's make out again!
Flippy: YES!
Krystal: STOP! Flaky needs to spend a day with Marilyn Manson without getting scared...
Flaky: Who the hell is he?
*Pewfs out of nowhere*
Flaky: NOOOO *Runs away*
Flippy: Flaky, my love! Come back!
Evil: WOOOOOO! I CAN PLAY A...TRUMPET!
*Plays trumpet horribly*
Krystal: *Claps slowly* ...Bravo, Evil..Bravo...
Krystal: AND that's all for now 'cause my back hurts, I wrote an extra 3 chapters that NO ONE will EVER see! SO BLARGH! Evil is OOC, so is the OCS and such. So, Merry Christmas everyone P: