King: Sorry it took so long...

Hatter: we had wrighters block and we did our best toget over it as soon as we could...

King: so if this one isn't as good as the rest...

Hatter: we blame wrightrs block!


"So this is what brother had in mind" She said in a tone that reminded me of Jareth. "Well I'm glad he had you come along too." Her hand was on Toby's cheek "Toby." Her voice was sweet and kind when she said that but her smile was seductive.

"I-I'm glad t-t-to" he stuttered. I rolled my eyes.

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah we're all as glad as we could be in our current situation. You know what would make me even happier ecstatic even."

"What?" she addressed me in a tone all her own sweet with a hint of sour.

"You showing us out of here and back to our world." I told her in a 'No Dhu' kind of voice.

"I would if I could but I can't so I won't" She smirked.

"Worth a try"

"Linda, could you tell us why we are here." He said firmly a way that made me proud of how strong he could be even to his girlfriend, but then she looked at him with a sad puppy look on her face and he turned to mush in her hand "Y-you know I-if you w-want . . . please." He one third rambled one third stuttered and one third whispered.

She smiled at her ability to turn my brother to mush "I can do that, You see brother needs a Queen, and now that lady Sarah is of age he has picked her, you see he has had heart and mind set on lady Sarah for quite some time now."

"You know you can just call me Sarah like you always did before we came here" I said rather irritated.

"Ok Sarah, well he has had his heart set on you ever since you beet the Labyrinth then he watched you grow stronger and more beautiful every day and he fell so much deeper," I was faltered for a second until she finished "or at least that's what I think he is rather confusing. I do have one other theory, he wants something that none of our elder brothers have a human Queen."

"Brothers!"

"Well yeah we have five elder brothers and one elder sister I am the youngest girl and sibling over all and Jareth is the second youngest and youngest brother. Luna is our eldest sister and is the eldest over all Nick is the second oldest, Donovan is just a little younger Monica is the third oldest and Luka and David are Twins and the third youngest's."

"Did I hear my name" a voice said from behind me it was like Jareth's but sounded kinder like when he was being Ethan.

"In fact you did David" I turned around to see a man that looked just like Jateth but had a soft extremely kind look to his face and he wasn't wearing Jareth's trade mark leather he was in white slacks and a dress shirt untucked and only half buttoned.

"Sarah your drooling" Toby said I gave him a hard glare.

"Linda who is this lovely young lady?" He said giving me a half smile. I felt my face getting really hot and I turned away just slightly.

"That is Sarah the one Jareth was telling us all about."

"Oh. If only I hadn't wed so soon." He sighed. What a way for my fantasies to go. "So Linda how has your kingdom been?"

"It is coming along greatly. You know after I got the Lycans and Vamps to sign the peace treaty, and yours?"

"Ah very well the Angels have been doing splendidly . . . " He was cut off by a sigh and a much darker version of him self stepped out of the shadows.

"Not mine they have been warring like crazy I cannot say I don't enjoy watching the casualties"

"Luka that is not very becoming of a king to say even of dark angels." David was ignored completely, Luka appeared behind me and whispered in a seductive but really dark tone.

"And who might you be? And how would you like to become my mistress?" I gasped and went in to slap him but he dogged it just in time "I'll take that as a no, pity."

"Luka that was rude." Linda nearly ripped his head off.

"Now, now little sister temper, temper." He said in a mocking tone. I didn't think there was anyone that much worse than Jareth.

Then there was a puff of pink glitter and smock it made me and Toby cough. In the middle of the pink was a feminine figure who on sight of Luka, Linda and David Squeaked loudly and clapped.

"Ooo, I found you guys." The person said in a high piched voice. This one hade hair down to the shoulders purple eyes with light pink slacks and an old fashion white blouse. This must be their sister.

Luka groaned "Oh No it's Nick I'm out of here" with that he vanished.

"Wow wait Nick?" I said to Toby who looked more confused than I was.

"Hey you get back here Luka" Nick whined and vanished after him.

"Jake is king of Fairies and such." David said to answer the question in my head.

"Oh" I nodded slowly not quite getting it but getting a better idea. He then reappeared with Luka's ear between his fingers.

"Now stay I wanna catch up, and it's Nicky. I told you guys it's Nicky."

"Cross-dresser?" I asked in a hushed voice to Luka. He nodded just sightly enough for someone who was paying maximum attention would notice.

"Oh no your still dressing like a girl Nick?" said a calm female voice.

"Luna!" Nicky shouted and ran over to give an earthy looking woman a hug. "Oh I missed you Luna how's the kingdom?"

"Oh lovely the humans have given me a new name 'Mother Nature' though others call me 'Mother Earth' these names have been around for quite some time though but I am sure you have never heard them right." She said her smile small and kind.

"Oh I haven't. But look were almost all here we just need Jareth and Donovan."

"Oh yes Donovan was going to come in the morning he had a ton of Demons rioting I was trying to help get every thing under control but I couldn't do much." Luna said running her fingers through her dirty blond hair.

All of a sudden I started to feel dizzy and really drunk. I started to laugh and I didn't know why. I was feeling so loopy and slow.

"Sarah what's so funny?" that only made me laugh more and Toby did to.

"I don't know." Then I erupted in giggles again and coughed some pink mist and glitter puffed out. Everyone looked at Nicky.

"Oops . . . " he said rubbing the back of his head I forgot that . . . " I missed the word " . . . had that effect on humans."

"Well, what else will happen?" Linda asked loudly with Toby leaning on her.

"Um . . . let's see the uncontrollable laughing they'll start feeling loopy and slow they'll start saying exactly what's on their mind and they won't remember a thing of what happened when they were . . . " she was cut off.

"So they're drunk!" Linda said.

"Well it's not hard on their bodies like that but yeah"

"Why didn't you just say so" I said and put my hands up in the air. "Hey what way is my house?" I looked around and noticed how dark it was "Wow when did it get dark?"

"I think we should get them to Jareth castle." David said.

"Yeah they should be able to sleep it off." Nicky said. Before I could open my mouth to abject I was standing with every one in Jareth's throne room.

"Gosh why couldn't cha jus-take me to my house I could-a-jus-stepped it ou-tther-ya-no"

"What did she say?" Jareth asked.

"She wasn't talking to you but if you must know she wanted to know why we took her here not her house" Nicky seemed to be the only one that understood me at all.

"I think I can talk for myself" I said trying so hard it made my head hurt "Ok no I can't"

"I know" Nicky said.

"I'll show you two to the guest rooms" Jareth stood and walked over to me and looped his around me and picked me up like a bride.

"Hey Nicky I don-wanna forget-dis" he just smiled. I could soon feel myself slipping out of consciousness.


Kajika:Hey I'm new I just wanna say I wouldn't want to forget Jareth holding me either!

King:I'll hold you

Kajika:In your dreams

King:(sits on floor faceing the wall sulking) You don't have to be so cold.

Hatter: (Whispers to you) There having a lovers spat.

Kajika:(turns to hatter) We're not lovers! He just likes me its weird!

King: Its not weird

Hatter: Seeing none of us are real it is kindda weird if you really think about it. You know because I'm part of you king and I don't like her it's just you...

Kajika: Well I'm the new manager for these two I'll make sure they update sooner next time