It was a completly normal day for Johnny C. He was just sitting on the couch flipping through channels and drinking a cheery brainfreezy. Boring...ness reigned throughout the house. And Minnesota. But nobody cares about Minnesota. Minnesota can go to hell for all I care.
SUDDENLY, A SQUASH FLEW THROUGH THE WINDOW!!!! OH MY GOD!!!
The squash hit Nny on the head. He growled. Stupid vigatbles would't leave him alone for even one chapter.
"Who are you?" he spat. The squash looked up at him.
"Wha?"
"I said 'Who are you'" Johnny repeated.
"Well slinko doesn't know my name so my name is now Joe" said Joe the squash, "and I'm selling watches on the blackmarket. wanna buy one?"
Nny snarled.
"I don't WANT to buy any of your illegal watches that don't even fucking work!" he spat. The squash looked hurt.
"FINE. geez." the squashed mumbled. And then he started to leave.
"stupid faggot" the squash muttered under his breath.
Nny jumped in front of the squashs path.
"YOU'S GONNA GET IS NOW BIOTCH!" he screamed, pulling out two long knives.
And then...the squash was no more.
I need a new hobby.