~~~Disclaimer – No, as much as I want to own the characters mentioned, sadly I do not ~~~

~~Warning – You need to be warned I swear! Don't yell at me, It's only partly my fault!~~

~I have complete writers block so, I'm sorry in advance if the chapter sucks {1}~

Kirei- Hello??

Shikamaru- Hm?

Kiba- Where am I?

Neji- I have no idea.

Ino- Were in Kirei's head duh

Hinata- W-Why?

Kirei-Um wow 5 of you I can barely control two

Neji-Naruto and Sasuke?

Kirei-Yeah.

Shikamaru-well of course their always hard to control.

Hinata- Ri-Right th-their always f-fighting.

Ino- Dammit Hinata talk with out stuttering!

Kiba & Neji- Don't yell at Hinata!

Shikamaru- Starting the story now....

I grinned once we reached Ichiraku's and plopped down in my regular seat, without a word said Ayame came over to us with ten large miso ramen bowls and, a red thing "Strange to see you twice in one day Uchiha-san" She set the bowls in front of me and smiled "Nice to see you Naruto, here's some of your favorite ramen, its on the house" My grin widened "Thanks" She then handed Sasuke the red thing, he almost smiled, "Thank you Ayame-chan"

Did Sasuke like Aya? Did he already eat? What is that red thing he's enjoying?! "Teme, What is THAT?" I said pointing at the red thing he had just taken a bite out of "It, dobe, is a tomato." I frowned he was eating a vegetable/fruit hybrid thingy.

I shrugged he sat down next to be and did his trademark brooding pose, I turned back to my ramen and dug in, a few seconds later I felt eyes on me, I turned to find the teme looking at me "What are you looking at?" I asked him scowling "You have glop all over your lips." He said his expression not wavering, "It's not glop it is my love RAMEN!" I told him frowning.

"Wipe it off" He ordered me "NO" I said and smirked "You look disgusting with it there, wipe it off." He once again repeated "teme, why don't you make me!" I told him very pleased with my come back until he smirked, a second later his mouth was on mine licking and biting my lips I opened my mouth to protest but it was taken advantage of when a his tongue slipped in.

A time of clashing teeth, tongues, and lips ended when Sasuke pulled away "There all clean."

I rolled my eyes and went back to eating my ramen and didn't turn back to Sasuke until all my ramen was gone and I had wiped my mouth on my arm, I heard a chuckle "Oh, so cautious from a kiss, and a short bit ago you wanted to get in my pants" I couldn't look at him my face was so red.

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"Kyuubi I'm going to kill you!" I screamed at him through the bars

"hn, Try that and you'll die in the process kit" I felt the heat of the orange mist around me and I shivered.

"What did you do to him!?" I yelled once more, the Kyuubi was just a bastard that wanted a good fuck, which is why he made me look bad all the time!

"I told him kit. This exactly 'Hey Sasuke...Kyuu says your hot and that I should let you make me yours' I told him that. I moaned in aggravation,

"You Idiot now he thinks I want him!" The Kyuubi chuckled behind the bars

"But you DO want him." I sighed it didn't matter how much I wanted the teme, he doesn't like me like that and ONLY thinks of me as a close friend.

"I KNOW THAT! I just didn't want him knowing that, now he's gonna tease me!" I heard a laugh before darkness clouded my eyes.

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I was suddenly bright and I blinked a few times, the Kyuubi had kicked me out! "Naruto are you all right what just happened?" I felt Sasuke's hand on my back and he was looking at me with concern, as was Aya and the cook and most of the people in Ichiraku's "Um...I'm fine I was just thinking" Sasuke smirked "Don't do that you'll hurt yourself!" he told me sarcasm threaded in him tone.

I frowned and glared at the teme "Shut up! Teme!" I cursed under my breath and closed my eyes, 1..2..3.. "Naruto?"..4..5.. "Wake up."..6..7.. "Fine."..8..9..10, I Exhaled deeply and opened my eyes. Standing I walked away from Ichiraku's "Leave me alone teme." I told him calmly when he grabbed my arm "Never." I sighed "Didn't know Uchiha's were so clingy." I told him coating my words with the anger that had left me.

He dropped my arm and I continued to walk, I knew exactly were I wanted to be, with my friend Neji, he would understand my feeling right now and might help me relieve the tension, I heard foot steps behind me, I turned and glared at Sasuke "STOP following me, just go fuck a tree for all I care!"

I yelled this to him "We're suppose to go training after eating..." He told me his voice sounded off, and his eyes looked pained "Well I changed MY plans and don't talk to me." Sasuke blinked a few times and bit his lip "Naruto...I'm-" "Don't TALK to me." I said again the idiot didn't understand that I have had enough of his bullshit, snide comments, sarcastic tones, and His I'm better than you attitude.

I turn around and ran I went into the Kyuubi's chakra and burst into a speed Sasuke could never match nor follow, before I knew it I was at the Hyuuga's residence and I was worn out I raised my hand to knock but it hit air when the door opened...Ino had answered the door "H-hello N-N-Naruto-kun who a-are you h-here to s-see?"

She was stuttering and poking her fingers together just like Hinata I raised an eyebrow before remembering what Sasuke had said about Ino and Hinata "Hi Hinata, I'm here to see Neji." Ino's eye's widened "R-right" Naruto laughed "Sasuke told me" She sighed and nodded before closing the door.

A few moments later Neji opened the door again "Yes Naruto" Neji breathed in deeply "What is that smell...I mean what is it you want." Neji shook himself. "Um...I wanted to talk to you about something..." He sighed and widened the space in the door, "Go wait in my room...I'll be there in a few minutes."

I smiled walked passed him, passed the study room, passed Hinata's room, passed the Training room, turned right, walked passed three unknown doors, turned left walked passed the main office, to the end of the hall, went up the stairs, passed five windows and one door to the end of the hall open the door and walked up the stairs into Neji's room.

I sat down on his bed and looked around anxiously, Neji's room was simple, but about as big as my apartment, he didn't have anything on his walls, his floor was hardwood and clean, everything had it's place and was in it in other words boring. I looked at his bookcase, and stood wondering if he had any interesting books, I walked over and scanned the shelves.

'Working of the human body; It seemed interesting enough. I sat on the floor cross legged, and opened the book to a random page "There many type's of pleasurable spot's on a male's body, starting wi--" "Naruto what are you doing?" I put the book behind my back and stood up "Um..."

"Naruto, what's behind your-Byakugan-Naruto put my book back" He sighed and came over he reached his arm around me, I sucked in deeply he smelled like lilacs... "Naruto don't touch my things" Neji sat the book at the edge of the book shelf "ok" I felt a twist in my lower stomach and felt dizzy, Neji's smell had over whelmed me.

Before I could stop myself, I had shoved him onto the bed, and was...kissing him, I was laying on top of him, I using both of my arms as support, My tongue was in his mouth and he, I noted tasted like vanilla. I felt my eye's getting hazy, and I notice the shocked look in Neji's pale eyes, my eyes felt heavy and I finally allowed them to shut.

!*!*!*!*!

It felt soft and warm, I nuzzled into the softness and breathed in deeply, lilacs...My eyes shot open and I jumped up I looked down and sighed in relief it was just a pillow, I looked around, I was still in Neji's room, but... "Where's Neji?" I heard a crackling noise and looked in the direction it had come from, it was a baby monitor on Neji's desk...

a baby monitor. There watching me with a BABY MONITOR?! I heard foot steps and the door opened "Naruto? Thank god, are you alright?" It was...Sasuke. I frowned "Where's Neji?" said boy stepped passed Sasuke into the room "Naruto?" He questioned Neji's voiced sounded a bit worried...or scared. "Neji...I'm sorry!" Neji rolled his eyes and my frown deepened "Naruto..." I glanced over at Sasuke.

"Why'd you kiss Neji?" I squeezed my eyes shut and shook my head "Naruto, I would like to know why you kissed me as well." came Neji's voice, I opened my eyes and looked at him "come here." I told him he came and stood in front of me "hm?" I grabbed the front of his shirt and pulled him into another kiss.

"I felt like it" I told them after I pulled away, not yet releasing Neji, I looked at Sasuke he looked shocked and, might I say jealous? "N-Naruto" I looked at Neji "hm?" He was a pink color...kinda cute..."Hey why'd you call the teme over here?" He turned as much as he could with me still holding the front of his shirt "He is the usual person you want around in an emergency isn't he Naruto?"

I blinked he was right...I let go of his shirt "Teme, you're jealous!" I pointed at him and his face turned pink and he glared at me I grinned "You're expecting me to only kiss you" I glanced at Neji and his eyes had widened Sasuke bit his lip, and growled "Like I would ever WANT you to kiss me dobe."

I smirked "Come here teme" he didn't move, "I just wanna tell you something" he tensed but came over and leaned down unwilling to be pulled down I leaned forward keeping my smile innocent when I got close enough I pecked him on the lips" I leaned back and stuck out my tongue "Like you don't want me" I smirked he had turned very very red.

"Sorry Neji...I kinda forgot what I came here to talk about..." Neji sighed and smirked "That's fine." I bit my lip "I'm also sorry I kissed you...twice..." Neji looked down and his face had turned pink again "I didn't mind at all Naruto...do it anytime you 'feel like it'" I rolled my eyes and stuck out my tongue at him "Sure, Neji I'll kiss you EVERY time I see you then." I grinned when his eyes widened Sasuke scoffed "Like you would...or that I would let you" the last few word were mumbled but I heard them. Neji coughed "Um..."

He turned red and bit his lip "I'm not going to be the one to tell Hinata you're gay." I frowned "Gay...?" Then my eyes widened "Oh...that!" Sasuke smirked and Neji looked confused "The dobe is just a little slow." I grinned "I love Yaoi" This time both Sasuke and Neji looked confused "Haha teme I know something you don't!"

Sasuke rolled his eyes "You probably just made up a word dobe."

"nu uh"

"uh huh"

"nu uh"

"uh huh"

"nu uh"

"uh huh"

Neji sighed, I blinked and looked at him "Hm?" He raised an eyebrow and smirked at Sasuke "It is a word" Sasuke frowned "Really?" Neji nodded "hm...Whats it mean?" I smiled "It means guy on guy, as in gay sex" Neji clarified and Sasuke choked, I grinned and opened my mouth "I love Yaoi" Sasuke started coughing. "Is he going to be ok?" I asked Neji "He just being Dramatic" Sasuke stopped abruptly and glared at Neji "Why'd you have to tell him that?" Neji smirked "Why did you want him to give you CPR?" Sasuke turned red, and stuck out his tongue

{1}I usually only have stuff written that sucks when I have writers block

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~~~Sorry I didn't have Sasuke and Naruto talking on here but they had a fight, they weren't even being nice in the story lol~~~

~~~~Sorry it's shorter than normal I apologize deeply ~~~~