Disclaimer: as i said i dont own Twilight or Dora the explorer or Prom Night the Movie or Phineas and ferb
Me: ok guys time to get ready for prom!
Sydnee: Oh god... DAMMIT i hate dances
nadine: Nice nice
Me: Nadine seriously you need new words to say or i will pineapple slap your aspect
Nadine: Nice fucking nice
Me: -waffle slaps Nadine in the aspect-
Sydnee: what happened with the pinapple
Me: Im dirt poor and i found this waffle on the floor DONT TELL EMMA
Emma: hey guys whats up?
Me: hey Emma have this waffle i made especially for you
Edward: hey look a waffle Miiine Bitch -takes waffle and eat-
Me: dude i found that on the floor and slapped nadines aspect with that
Bella: ha ha bitch
Edward: awww she loves me so much shes using such vivid language
Jasper: Hahaha she said bitch
Me: guys leave we have to get ready for prom so i can put this pink puffy dress on nadine
Jasper: ew so you are going to put a dress on another chick? dang ew
Me: NO retard im gonna make her wear this or some high school teacher killer is going to escape from jail and murder her first
Jasper: ok just asking god bitch
Me: ok so leave
Alice: oh no im haveing a vision nanananan waka kano moko HOLY FUCK A GIANT HAWK
Bella: ok dude you got problems what does a giant hawkk have to do with anyth- HOLY HELL
Giant hawk- skweek squeek -attacks bellas face-
Me: oh darn i should have really closed that window.
Bella: MY FACE MY FUCKING FACE
Edward: wow
Bella: shouldnt you be getting this rat off my face
Giant Hawk: oh no you didnt
Me: you are such a danger magnet. first you jump off a cliff then your face gets eaten by a giant hawk next thing you know the whole world is gonna explode because Bella chose the green wire and not the red
Bella: that soounds very complex
Edward: hey where did that hawk go
Emmet: uhhh i dont know... maybe a care bear ate it
Me: ok any wayslets just get ready
At the prom
Me: ok here we are theyre gonna announce king and queen!
Dora the explora: Ok can you tell me who is prom queen?...Good job! Muy Bueno!
Sydnee: ew omg what the fuck its a mexican
Me: damn sydnne do you have to be rascist in my story?
Sydnee:...duh dude
Dora: This years prom queen is...Mia
Me: NO WAY NO WAY
-lights go off-
Everyone: AHHH AHHH AHH AHH AHHH AHHH AHHH AHhHHH HOLY FUCK
Announcer: there is a killer on the loose and he wants your cookies
Emma: NOT THE COOKIES!!
Me: anything but the damn cookies
Killer: I got my crayons and im gonna get you
Me: hey that sounds like...
Killer: shut up little girl you made fun of my show so im gonna eat you
Edward: what kind of story is this?
Killer: about me
Jasper: HOLY SHIT NO WAY NO WAY!! ITS ELMO
Killer: SHUT UP IM NOT ELMO...im big bird
Me: ok well this is stupid...im serious...HEY LOOK A CHOCOLATE BAR!!
Big bird: ok well my identity is a huge secret...
Rosalie: Im too cool to go to a stupid prom im going to a hotel mysteriously waiting for someone to break in chasing me around the hotel room until he gets me because i am just awesome like that and gorgeous
Me: at least i still got this crown
Rosalie: Miine Bitch
Me: if i only had a chocolate bar
Emma: Mia you do its all over your face
Me: are you trying to cover up for the chocolate bar you took from me?
Emma: NOP what are you saying about?
Bella: ew look at that thing in the corner
Nadine in peacock costume: quack quack
Me: IDIOT PEACOCKS DON'T QUACK
Nadine: shut up im sorry you couldn't find peacockcs in africa or Australia
Me: shut up you will blow our cover
Nadine: i have had it
Me: what a baby
Emma: Oh dis dude
Sydnee: oh dude you just got roasted
Me: i wanna watch some tv
Sydnee: lets watch Dora!
Me: instead how about we have Dora come here?
Dora: Hola! Can you tell me where the monkey is...
Arrow that appeared from nowhere: Click
Dora: RIGHT! THERE HE IS! Now monkey can you tell me your name?...
Boots: Boots
Bella: NO your name not what you have on your feet dumbass
Me: gosh you guys are so mean to Dora and boots so just shut up
Emma: Dont tell me what to do
Phineas: Hey Pherb i know what were going to do today...Pherb where are we
big Bird: Hell bitches
Sydnee: we its a...its a...umm what is that thing
Pherb with british accent: are you making a remark against my face
Me: thats what it sounded like to me
Emma: well they need a total make over
Me: oh god we need some plastic surgeons up in this joint
Everyone: O.O
Nadine: yea Mia, dont ever say that again
Me: what ever Bitch
AN: OMG what gonna happen? what wil;l nadine do to mia for calling her a bitch? what will phineas and ferb look like when they get a nose job so many mysteries behold in the next chapter