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Sam POV
Day one of Blackmail Percy. Right now, I have ribs, a burrito, jellybeans (blue), a knife, and a bottle of water in a bag, getting ready for an attack on Percy. I baited him with another warrior, I don't even care what his damn name is, and told him to look for Percy and say that I have jellybeans. Blue Jellybeans. This has to work.
Percy POV
Damn…what am I going to do? I mean, I have to go back to Earth, talk to Annabeth, Conner, and the gods and campers without making them realize that it's me. What am I going to do? Just then I heard, "Percy? Percy!" I jolt up from my bed and go outside of my room. "What?!" "Sam has blue jellybeans!" "Where is she?" She's in the back trail, behind the bushes where the roses are!" "'Kay, thanks!" Now. To find Sam and those jellybeans.
Sam POV
Oh my god this is going to be good. Oh! Here he comes. If only he knew…hee hee…I'm so evil . Not that I mind, or anything…Evil's my thing, okay? Oh! He's sniffing! He spotted the bushes I'm hiding in! He's coming! I'm taking out the knife very quietly! He's here! And…ladies and gentlemen, BOOM! "Knife in your face, boy! WhooHoo!" "Okay, what do you want and…where are those jellybeans and…" *sniff sniff* "those ribs and chicken burrito you're hiding?" I just smile evilly and say, Perseus Jackson, nothing is happening unless you tell me who this 'Annabeth' is and everything you know about her and why Lady Aphrodite mentioned her being with you." He gulped. This is going to be fun.