"Awww!" Aphrodite cooed. "That wasnt romantic, but it was cute!"

"My son is friends with your daughter?" Hades asked Zeus.

He shrugged. "Apparently."

"They blamed it on Percy!" Poseidon growled.

"Chillax Uncle P." Apollo said. "That was funny."

"I agree." Hermes said. "I`m proud that they could smuggle a big bag of candy into camp."

"How are you proud of that?" Athena asked.

Hermes looked at her like she was insane. "Do you know who I am?"

"Nooo." Artemis said sarcasticly. "We`ve only known you for three thousand years."

Hermes stuck his tounge out at her.

"Arent you upset Artemis?" Demeter asked.

"No. Why would I be upset?" Artemis asked, looking puzzled.

"Cause your huntress was chillin with a dude." Apollo answered.

Artemis rolled her eyes at her brother`s immuturity. "No. Obviously, she thought of him as family. And the reason a gave her a break was so she could see her family and friends."

"Can we watch one of my kids?" Apollo pleaded.

"No!" Demeter cried. "Your kids are nothing compared to my children!"

Apollo hopped off his throne and grabbed Hephaustus`s arm. He started jumping up and down like a five year old. "Please! Please! Please! Please! Plea-"

"Fine!" Hephuastus boomed. He rolled his eyes. Even the gods were immature.

He pressed a button. "Which kid?"

"Will Solace! He`s my oldest at camp now! Seventeen already, can you believe that? I mean-"

"Shut up, Apollo!"

Will Solace was sitting on his bed, strumming a guitar. He had a bored look on his face.

"Bored!" He sung. "I`m so bored! Yes I`m so bored despite the many instruments that I hoard! My siblings call me a hoarder but I made it across the camp border! Yes I`m so bored!"

His twelve year old sister, Cat, stormed in and threw her bow on her bed angrily.

Will changed his tune. "Cat just threw her bow across the room! Ryan`s favorite underwear is Fruit of the Loom!"

Cat turned to him and looked at him like he was insane. "What`s wrong with you?"

"What`s wrong with you?"

"I asked you first. What`s wrong with you?"

"Your face is what`s wrong with me!" He huffed.

Cat swung her brown hair over her shoulder. "You have issues, Will."

"What time is it?" He asked her.

"The clock`s right there."

"Your face is right there!"

"That doesnt even make any sense!"

"You dont even make any sense!"

"What?" Cat asked, confused.

"I forgot what I said."

Cat rolled her eyes. "Will, are you okay? Your acting really wierd."

"Mabye the potatoes had something in them." He suggested.

"What potatoes?" She asked.

"The chocolate ones."

"I`ll be right back." Cat sighed.

"Cat just left the room! Mabye she has a...tumor! On her neck because she..."

He stopped singing because he then started laughing hystericly.

By the time Cat came back, with her fifteen year old sister, Sarah, Will was litterally foaming at the mouth.

"Is he rabid?" Cat asked.

Sarah shook her head. "I honestly don`t know. Will, shut up!"

He stopped laughing then pointed to the middle of the room. "Look at the gnome!"

Sarah blinked. "Excuse me?"

"Silly gnome. That`s not a platypus."

He then started laughing again.

Sarah looked at Cat. "What happened to him?"

"I dont know! I walked in and he was singing about bordom."

"Will, what have you eaten today?" Sarah asked.

Will looked up seriously. "Um, well I had some soup after dinner."

"What kind of soup? Who gave it to you?" Sarah questioned.

"Um, mushroom, I think. And Connor Stoll gave it to me."

"Figures." Sarah grumbled. "I`ll get you some-"
"Hey there Delilah what`s it like in New York City? I`m a thousand miles away but-"

"Will!" Cat screamed.

"Oh my gods! The cops are coming! Everyone run!" Will got up and ran into the wall.

Sarah went into the bathroom and came out with a glass of water.

"Here." She said handing it to Will. "Drink it."

He obeyed, but after drinking about half he dropped it and let out a high picked scream.

"What?" Cat yelped. "What`s wrong?"

"The glass is made of snakes!" He shouted, screaming like a little girl.

"Oh, gods."